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1772 Explosive eruption blows 4,000' off Papandayan Java, kills 3,000 
1866 World's 1st roller rink opens (Newport, RI) 
1877 Asaph Hall discovers Mars's moon Deimos 
1918 Battle of Amiens ends WW I, Allieds beat Germans 
1933 Temp reaches 136º F (58º C) at San Luis Potos
1934 1st federal prisoners arrive at Alcatraz in SF Bay
1945 Allies refuse Japan's surrender offer to retain Emperor Hirohito 
1954 Formal peace takes place, ending 7+ yrs of fighting in Indochina
    between French & Communist Vietminh 
1964 Race riot in Paterson NJ
1965 6 day insurrection starts in Watts section of Los Angeles 
1972 "Cheech & Chong Day" in San Antonio Texas 
1979 28º F (-2ºC)in Embarrass Minnesota 
1984 During a microphone test Pres Reagan joked he "signed legislation to 
   outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes" 
1990 Egypt & Morocco troops land in Saudi Arabia to prevent Iraqi invasion
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' --- Ronnie Shakes
One of my students could not take my college seminar final exam because of a funeral. "No problem," I told him. "Make it up the following week." That week came, and again he couldn't take the test due to another funeral. "You'll have to take the test early next week," I insisted. "I can't keep postponing it." "I'll take the test next week if no one dies," he told me. By now I was suspicious. "How can you have so many people you know pass away in three weeks?" I asked. "I don't know any of these people," he said. "I'm the only gravedigger in town."
>Friom Orville On a family vacation in Texas, my brother-in-law Mike exhibited the exuberance of a tourist. At a diner, he and his brothers ordered cheeseburgers. When his meal arrived, the first thing Mike noticed was its size. "Wow," he exclaimed, "everything IS bigger in Texas!" As he lifted the burger off the plate, his eyes met the cold stare of the 300-pound waitress.
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Thanks to neil for alerting me to this one: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Stephanie Dillard,34, in Houston, Texas Mom Left Kids in Crashed Car While She Got Naked, Ate Ice Cream and wrestled with cops. HOUSTON — A Texas mom faces child endangerment charges after police say she was found naked and eating ice cream inside a drug store after leaving her three children alone in a wrecked car. 34-year-old Stephanie Dillard faces one count of child endangerment after police say her car collided with a Houston bus on Friday afternoon. Dillard’s three children, ages 5, 12 and 16, were in the car at the time, and all three suffered minor injuries – including a large gash over the eye of the youngest child, police said. The record does not state whether the bus driver noticed the incident. Police say that after the wreck, Dillard got out the car and walked away, leaving the children alone at the scene. She then allegedly walked to a nearby CVS drug store and started taking off her clothes while she ate ice cream. Investigators said the naked Dillard put up a big fight when officers tried to arrest her. Dillard is being held in the Harris County Jail with bond set at $2,000. The children have been turned over to a grandmother. Police said they have not yet figured out what caused Dillard's strange behavior. Dillard's past criminal history includes a 2009 robbery charge, and most likely she is still on probation from that. A good guess is that the kids were fighting and she was yelling at them, when she hit the stopped bus, and figured getting naked and beating on some cops would get her away from her brats for a while.
Tech Support Pits: From: Len Re: Evil light on mouse Der Webby My mother called me about this "evil light" on her mouse. Apparently it comes on slowly and then fades off slowly, "like an evil heartbeat". She wonders if her computer is infected or if her mouse is possessed. It is a fairly new Microsoft 5 button mouse. Len Dear Len That slow pulsing light is the low battery indicator. The battery in that mouse is getting low and Microsoft is just hurryig that along a little bit, since you-know-who is a major shareholders in certain battery companies. Tell her to get an AA battery and keep it handy, because the battery in her mouse will stop working soon. Once she has replaced the battery, the "evil heartbeat light" will go out. The old mouse battery is by no means dead. It is just below the level, that Microsoft set as the cut-off level. That battery will probably still power a wall clock or a remote thermometer for a year. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Add Storage By Going Up When you don't have a lot of space, try going up instead of around the room. A stacked washer and dryer is a good example. Floor to ceiling gives you lots of storage for anything. Try stacking pieces of furniture for more space. By MelindaR. from Jessieville, AR Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
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The new lieutenant was doing the muster. "JACKSON?" "Here!" "KIBBEY?" "Yo." "STEPHENS?" "Present, sir." "SEEBACK?" Nothing. "SEEBACK?!" Still nothing. "DAMMIT, SEEBACK!" I was tempted to let him condemn SEEBACK to kitchen duty, but eventually relented and told him: "Sir, See Back means turn the paper over and see the back side of it."
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Todd and Jill went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a horn and one didn't. Jill replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic out here."
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