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1332 Battle of Dupplin Moor; Scottish dynastic battle
1508 Ponce de León arrives in Puerto Rico 
1851 Isaac Singer granted patent for his sewing machine
1863 1st cargo of lumber leaves Burrard Inlet (Vancouver, BC)
1888 Bertha, wife of Karl Benz, makes 1st motor tour
1898 Hawaii formally annexed to US
1936 120║ F (49║ C), Seymour, Texas
1953 Soviet Union conducts secret test of its 1st hydrogen bomb 
1960 Echo 1, 1st communications satellite, is launched 
1962 Russia launches Vostok 4 with Pavel Popovich, 
   who lands safely Aug 15 
1964 Race riot in Elizabeth NJ
1965 Race riot in West Side of Chicago 
1972 Last American combat ground troops leave Vietnam 
1981 IBM introduces the PC and PC-DOS version 1.0 
1985 Japanese Boeing 747 crashes, 520 die (worst in-flight toll) 
1990 Iraq President Saddam Hussein says he is ready to resolve the 
    Gulf crisis if Israel withdraws from occupied territories 
2012  smiled

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"If you can't convince them, confuse them." --- Harry Truman "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." --- Dennis Wholey "Some folks are wise and some are otherwise." ---Tobias George Smolett
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out." The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer. "Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's post-dated six years from now."
A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-ninth. The three sons, recognizing the difficulty of dividing 17 mules into these fractions, began to argue. Their uncle heard about the argument, hitched up his mule and drove out to settle the matter. He added his mule to the 17, making 18. The oldest therefore got one-half, or nine, the second oldest got one-third, or six, and the youngest son got one-ninth, or two. Adding up 9, 6 and 2 equals 17. The uncle, having settled the argument, hitched up his mule and drove home.
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Thanks to neil for alerting me to this one: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Stephanie Dillard,34, in Houston, Texas Middle School Teacher Charged With Having Sex With Many Students Bethany Appleton, a 28-year-old teacher at Shelbyville Middle School has been jailed after she allegedly had sex with multiple students after providing them with alcohol and marijuana. According to police, Appleton was taken into custody following a lengthy investigation through the Indiana Department of Child Services. Investigators say Appleton had sex with multiple students over the course of a year. In at least one instance, Appleton had sex with a student at her residence after drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana with the minor. The alleged sexual encounters took place between April 2011 and May 2012. Police have not yet released the age of the alleged victims and classified the investigation as ongoing. School officials have announced that Appleton no longer works for the district. Appleton was booked into jail and charged with 13 counts of sexual misconduct with a minor, child seduction, maintaining a common nuisance and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Officials say additional charges may be forthcoming as the investigation continues. Appleton does not always put on a sad-ass poor-little-me so hard done by show. Here is how she looks, when she is on the prowl: Would be iteresting to find out why none of the grown-ups would mess with her.
Tech Support Pits: From: Rick Re: How much RAM for Windows 7? Dear Webby My wife has been talked into getting Windows 7 by her weird women's libber friends. She wants me to upgrade her eight year old XP to Windows 7. How much RAM would I have to add? Rick Dear Rick Buy her a cheap Windows7 computer instead, and quietly adopt her old XP for a spare computer for yourself. Windows7 will never run very well on that old XP, but if you simply format it and re-instally XP, it will run as fast as it did when it was bought, and will run circles around Windows7 computers. Check the specials at TigerDirect, Future Shop, Dell, etc. and buy her a $300 Windows 7 machine. Anything else will just wste your time. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Use Coffee to Keep Away Mosquitoes Age your old coffee grounds for about a month in an open container and sprinkle them wherever you see standing water to kill mosquito larva. (Don't use in fish tanks or where there are water plants, etc.) You can also use leftover coffee in a spray on weeds and outdoor surfaces, as these insects hate the aroma! Cheap, easy, and relatively non-toxic! Source: AARP online newsletter By from Los Angeles, CA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
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A visitor to Denver rushed from the airport into a waiting taxi, trying to keep dry in the heavy downpour. "Can you think of anything worse," grumbled the visitor, "than raining cats and dogs in Denver?" "Sure," said the Karl, cab driver. "Hailing taxis!"
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The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, "The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued."
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