Can you have icons on both monitors? 

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Today is Friday, August 17
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

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Today in 
1807 Robert Fulton's steamboat Clermont begins 1st trip up Hudson River
1846 US takes Los Angeles 
1870 1st ascent of Mt Rainier, Washington 
1877 Asaph Hall discovers Mars' moon Phobos 
1896 Gold is discovered on Klondike River 
  two years later the WhipePass& Yukon Route railroad was completed
1940 FDR & Canadian PM William M King agree to 
   joint defense commission 
1942 US bombers staged 1st independent raid on Europe 
   attack Rouen, France 
1978 1st manned balloon crossing of Atlantic Ocean (Eagle II) 
1990 Phyllis Polander sues Mike Tyson for sexual harassment 
2012  smiled

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We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact. --- Jean-Paul Sartre I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. --- Totie Fields
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now." The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to the church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony!!" "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth." "However," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional." "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!" "I know, son, but that flashing neon sign on the church roof, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go To Hell', that's got to go.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?" "Yeah, " the other cow says,"makes me glad I'm a penguin."
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Thanks to Dianne for this picture: Click on the picture for the large version Make mine a tall, cool lemonade!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Chadwick Lange, 43, New York, NY. Thieves speed off in running Maserati NEW YORK (UPI) -- Police in New York said car thieves made off with a Maserati while its owner was standing nearby, talking to a friend. Investigators said the car's owner, Chadwick Lange, 43, left the keys in the ignition and the engine running when he got out of the vehicle in Times Square to talk to a friend around 4:40 a.m. Sunday when two men approached him and asked if they could take pictures of the car, the New York Daily News reported Tuesday. However, after taking a couple of pictures, one of the men jumped into the car and sped off, with the other man following on foot. They said the car slowed down after a couple of blocks to allow the second man to get into the car. Police said they have yet to identify any suspects. They are still laughing too hard.
Tech Support Pits: From: Luanne Re: Icons on both monitors? Dear Webby, I am using two monitors, the silly, sawed off, wide monitor that came with the new computer, and my good, old 24" 1600 x 1200 CRT monitor. Naturally, I do all the work on the big one, and just use the sawed off runt as a scratch pad. I was wondering, can I safely move all my icons onto the sawed off runt, and sort of use it like a remote control for running programs on the big monitor? Thanks Luanne Dear Luanne Yes, sure. That works fine. Use SMD (Save My Desktop) now and then, in case Windows loses it's marbles. With that you can restore the desktop to whichever way you had it the last time you saved it. SMD is free and in my Tool Box
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While looking in the archive for a specific joke, I came across this item from seven years ago: Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during Hurricane Katrina coverage the last couple of weeks: It's all Bush's fault. The hurricane only hit black family's property It's all Bush's fault. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane It's all Bush's fault. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down It's all Bush's fault. New Orleans has no white people It's all Bush's fault. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident It's all Bush's fault. When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV It's all Bush's fault. If the store that you are looting is out of your size shirts, set the stroeon fir, sothat you won't waste time on it again. It's all Bush's fault. The hurricane did 200 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looter and gang free and they are in your city. It's all Bush's fault. White folks don't make good news stories It's all Bush's fault. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, Instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet It's all Bush's fault. Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts It's all Bush's fault. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the smart folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid. It's all Bush's fault.
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This is an actual conversation I over-heard while at lunch today. A young woman was talking with an older woman, apparently her mother. "I haven't slept in three days," she complained. "The baby is teething and he's up all night crying." "Why don't you just dip a finger into a thimble-full of Southern Comfort, and rub it on his gums? That will numb them up and put him right to sleep." answered mom. "I can't give the baby alcohol! Lord knows what that will do to him." "Well, it never hurt you any." The look on her face was priceless.
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