Should old drivers be removed? 

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Today is Wednsday, August 22

Kathleen sent me a long letter about Caring bridge
Caring Bridge is not just for taking your dogs for a walk 
and doing your shopping, if you have an accident and can't 
do it yourself for a while. It also works as a central information
resource, where out of state friends and relatives can look 
up how you are doing, if you are in hospital and can't update
them yourself. Definitely worth checking out!

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Today in 
565 St Columba reported seeing monster in Loch Ness
1454 Jews are expelled from Brunn Moravia by order of King Ladislaus 
1485 Richard III slain at Bosworth Field-last of Plantagenets
1775 King George III proclaims colonies to be in open rebellion 
1787 John Fitch's steamboat completes its tests, years before Fulton 
1791 Haitian Revolution begins
1846 US annexes New Mexico
1851 Gold fields discovered in Australia 
1906 1st Victor Victrola manufactured
1910 Japan annexes Korea 
1988 Australia unveils 1st platinum coin (Koala) 
1989 1st complete ring around Neptune discovered
1990 Pres Bush calls up military reserves
2012  smiled

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. --- Lily Tomlin Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away! --- Socratex
>From Roland A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. "It's all those years of standing," his doctor declared. "You need a vacation. Go to Miami, soak your feet in the ocean and you'll feel better." When the man got to Florida, he went into a hardware store, bought two large buckets and headed for the beach. "How much for two buckets of that seawater?" he asked the lifeguard. "A dollar a bucket," the fellow replied with a straight face. The clerk paid him, filled his buckets, went to his hotel room and soaked his feet. They felt so much better he decided to repeat the treatment that afternoon. Again he handed the lifeguard two dollars. The young man took the money and said, "Help yourself." The clerk started for the water, then stopped in amazement. The tide was out. "Wow," he said, turning to the lifeguard. "Some business you got here!"
A man limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!" The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Sir, how old are you?" "I'm 98," the man announced proudly. The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You are almost one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect?" The man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it doesn't hurt!"
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Thanks to Barb for this picture Click on the picture for the large version The local Calgary penguins assemble for the weekend's Gullible Warming Convention
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Sandra Russell, 26, and Steve McDaniel, 29, Rule's 2 Da game of Hoez During a raid on the Long Island home of an alleged pimp, cops recovered a handwritten list of ten management rules to follow when turning women out on the street, investigators report. In announcing today’s arrest of eight defendants for their alleged roles in a prostitution and heroin ring, Suffolk County prosecutors released a copy of “Rule's 2 Da game of Hoez!!!” The list, which investigators allege was prepared by Steve McDaniel, was recovered from the Coram home he shares with Sandra Russell. McDaniel, 29, and Russell, 26, were allegedly the ringleaders of the narcotics operation. Additionally, Russell has been accused of running the prostitution ring from her residence, where she paid hookers in heroin, according to Suffolk County District Attorney Thomas Spota. The “Hoez” rules was a “document from Steven McDaniel outlining for Russell his management advice on the operation of a prostituton business,” added Spota. Pictured in the above mug shots, McDaniel (3 counts) and Russell (15 counts) were named today in a felony indictment filed in Supreme Court
Tech Support Pits: From: Sophie Re: Remove old drivers ? Dear Webby, I bought the mouse that you recommended and I'm VERY happy with it. However, I have a question. I didn't UN-install the driver for the old mouse. Is that going to cause grief some day? Thanks Sophie Dear Sophie Unused drivers are like last weeks horoscope: Not looked at any more. Windows only looks at the driver for the currently active mouse. Old mouse drivers are totally ignored. However, since they do take up space, I recommend to un-install no longer used drivers. DearWebby
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A woman in Arkansas brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an ear ache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it. Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil. The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label: "Put two drops in R ear every four hours."
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A teacher was teaching his kids about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then in the back eagerly raised a hand. "Yes, , what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the teacher. replied, "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards." "Why's that, ?" the teacher asked. "Well," answered , "the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration." "And what about the deck of cards?" asked the teacher. "Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, 'Put that red nine on top of that black ten'!"
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