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Today is Wednesday, August 29

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5502 -BC- Origin of Alexandrian Era 
29 John the Baptist beheaded
284 Origin of Era of Diocletian (Martyrs)
1526 Hungary conquered by Turks in Battle of Mohacs
1708 Haverhill, Mass destroyed by French & Indians
1758 1st indian reservation established 
1844 1st white-indian lacrosse game in Montreal, Indians win 
1854 Self-governing windmill patented (Daniel Halladay) 
1885 Gottlieb Daimler receives German patent for a motorcycle 
1896 Chop suey invented in NYC by chef of visiting Chinese Ambassador 
1929 German airship Graf Zeppelin ends a round-the-world flight 
1939 Chaim Weizmann informs England that Palestine Jews will fight on 
  England's side in WW II, causing Hitler to become a fanatic Jew hater. 
1944 15,000 American troops liberating Paris march down Champs Elysees
1949 USSR explodes its 1st atomic bomb 
1953 USSR explodes its 1st hydrogen bomb
1970 Black Panthers confront cops in Phila (1 cop killed) 
1990 Saddam Hussein declares America can't beat Iraq 
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. --- Michael Pritchard Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. --- Doug Larson
The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: "Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a very important phone number written on it."
The bride-to-be was advised by the marriage counselor to never completely disrobe in front of her husband when retiring, for decorum's sake. One night, six weeks after the wedding, the husband said to his bride, "Is there any insanity in your family?" "Why, no," she said. "Why do you ask?" "I was merely wondering," said he, "why you haven't taken your hat off since we've been married?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Joshua Basso32, Dover, Floriduh Slow Learner - Charged With Calling 911, Requesting Female Deputy To Have Sex With, again Joshua Basso, a 32-year-old Florida man was jailed Friday after he allegedly called 911 seven times, asking to have sex with a female deputy. According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, Basso called 911 seven times over a two-day period and requested a female deputy that he could have sex with. Deputies finally drove out to Basso's home where he allegedly admitted to placing the calls. He was placed into custody and charged with seven counts of making false 911 calls. Basso looks familiar, doesn't he? He got a Bonehead award for the same thing in 2009 That time he claimed,his phone was out of minutes, and only 911 was free. Basso has a long list of other offenses, that he has been arrested for. Those arrests included charges of grand theft auto, drug possession, trespassing, domestic violence, battery, burglary and several other repeat offenses. Seems to be homesick for jail.
Tech Support Pits: From: Anita Re: Facebook friendling block Dear Webby, I got blocked by Facebook andcan't send Friend requests for two weeks. Yes, I know, Zuckerberg is an AOLer at heart and allergic against accountability, and won't admit to who claimed I spammed them with friend requests. To add insult to injury, one has to listen to some Jewish Princess sniveling about sending friend requests to people I don't know. I don't send friend requests to just anybody, but if I sorta recognize somebody, and see they have 80, 90, or more friends in common with me, then I send them a Friend Request. And whensomebody sends me a Friend Request, or a recommendation to add them, then of course I add them. Is there anything I can do to getout of that block? Anita Dear Anita Everybody gets put into that silly block now and then. Don't worry about it. So what? That might gain you some time, that you can put to productive use. Probably your Mother-In-Law was jealous that you have five times as many Facebook "friends" as she does, sent you a recommendation to add her, recommended by herself, and when you did, you got slapped with the block and had to listen to the sniveler, before you were allowed in to just look around. Be careful about those recommendations! Quite often they lead to traps. Also be extremely careful when somebody nags you about adding them. Also try to read their comments. If they mention going to jail or on vacation, don't send a Friend Request. Ignored requests cause you to getblocked. Above all, though, don't take it personally. It's just a sandbox run by widdle goilies who encourage silly power trips and don't allow accountability. Until the time that they DO admit to who complained about you, you can't take it seriously. Just some silly goilie, who is jealous over how many "friends" you have, is powertripping. So what? Why not doing something productive instead? Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Use Your Leaves As Winter Mulch Have you mulched your leaves yet? After spending years raking up those fall leaves, I got pretty tired of having a second set of leaves fall from the Oak trees. I decided to make short work of the job by using my mulch mower and ran the mower over the leaves, which mulched them all and enriched my lawn happily at the same time. The lawn may not be as neat and tidy, but it sure will be happy having all that extra fertilizer on it, and it will be even happier next spring, and so too will you! Go mulch those leaves! Source: Gardeners around the globe By Kghornsten from Davis, CA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
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Thanks to Dorothy from for The Miracle Toddler Diet People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke (the all-meat diet). Consequently, people tend to cheat of their diets, or quit after 3 days. Well, now there's the new Toddler Miracle Diet. Over the years you may have noticed that most two year olds are trim. Now the formula to their success is available to all in this new diet. You may want to consult your doctor before embarking on this diet, otherwise, you may be seeing him afterwards. Good Luck !!! DAY ONE Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes. Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, and a glass of milk (3 sips only, then spill the rest). Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, 4 sips of flat Pepsi. Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor. DAY TWO Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye. Lunch: Eat a half tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a handful of Purina Dog Chow (any flavor). One ice cube, if desired. Afternoon snack: Lick an all-day sucker until sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again. Then bring inside and drop on rug. Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour Grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with spoon. DAY THREE Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of best chair. Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up. Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handful of potato chips, some red punch. Try to laugh some punch through your nose, if possible. FINAL DAY Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog. Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish eating it. Dinner: A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk. Leave meatball on plate. Stick of mascara for dessert. Margaret was really peeved! She was arguing with the druggist because her favorite cure-all could not be bought without a prescription. "Look, lady. You can't have this without a prescription because it's a habit-forming drug." "IT IS NOT!" yelled Margaret! "I ought to know...I've been taking it regularly for seventeen years!"
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The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging remark about the men who had been chatting her up. She laughed gaily, "When I don't want a man's attentions," she confided, "and he asks where I live, I just say, 'I'm visiting here'." "Ha-ha," he laughed, relishing her humor. "Where do you really live?" "I'm just visiting here."
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