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Good Morning,  !
Today is Monday, September 3
Happy Labor Day!

So far it has not been a happy Labor Day for me. Something
caused me to get screaming burn-out explosive diarhea. Yeah
I know, you have had that occasionally too, and I have had it
probably about once a year before, but it is still a major 
nuisance. And I have no clue yet what may have caused it. 

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Today in 
1189 England's King Richard I (the Lion-Hearted) crowned in Westminster
1752 This day never happened nor the next 10 as England 
adopts Gregorian Calendar. People riot thinking the govt stole 
11 days of their lives 
1783 Treaty of Paris signed (ending the US Revolutionary War) 
1852 Anti Jewish riots break out in Stockholm
1891 Cottonpickers organize union & stage strike in Texas 
1916 Allies turned back Germans in WW I's Battle of Verdun
1925 Dirigible "Shenandoah" crashed near Caldwell Ohio, 13 die 
1935 1st automobile to exceed 300 mph, Sir Malcolm Campbell (301.337 mph) 
1939 Britain declares war on Germany. France follows 6 hours 
later quickly joined by Australia, New Zealand, South Africa & Canada 
1940 1st showing of high definition color TV
1940 US gives Britain 50 destroyers in exchange for Newfoundland base lease
1943 Allies invade Italy 
1945 Japanese forces in the Philippines surrender to Allies
1967 Sweden begins driving on right-hand side of road 
1976 Viking 2 soft lands on Mars (Utopia), returns photos
1979 Hurricane David, a strong Atlantic storm kills over 1,000 

2012  smiled

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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me. One man handed me my pocketbook, two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of my purse. "We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything there." As I started to put my belongings back into the purse, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse. That's why the stuff is in that bushel box. And we'd like to see just how you get all of it into that purse!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Latina Carr, 39, in Gilbert, Arizona Chased Boyfriend Into Bathroom With Pair Of Knives, Dared Him To "Come Out Swinging" Latina Carr, a 39-year-old Arizona woman was jailed Sunday after she allegedly stabbed her boyfriend in the back after she saw a phone call from another woman on his cell phone. According to police, officers were dispatched to the couple's residence just before 6 a.m. Sunday after receiving a call from Carr's boyfriend who stated that he had been stabbed in the back and had taken refuge in the bathroom. Police arrived on the scene and took Carr into custody without incident. Investigators say the couple got into an argument when Carr noticed a call on her boyfriend's cell phone that appeared to be from another woman. When Carr demanded that he call the woman back, and he refused, the two scuffled over control of the phone. That's when Carr went to the kitchen and returned with a pair of steak knives. Police say Carr stabbed the man in the back as he fled into a bathroom and locked the door behind him. Carr allegedly began stabbing the door while screaming that the boyfriend had "better come out swinging." The man decided he was better off waiting it out until police arrived. Carr was booked into jail and charged with aggravated assault, criminal damage and assault/domestic battery.
Tech Support Pits: From: Brenda Re: URL for Sex Offender Locations Dear Webby, I love your newsletter. Now that I have gmail it comes every day thank you for the referral. I have a quick question years ago you ran a spot where you could check out sexual offenders for your state. Do you still have this site? Brenda Dear Brenda Yes, I remember that link. I removed it because a lot of people complained about it. Try this link: Sex Offender Location Have FUN! DearWebby
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Member of Parliament Geoffrey Dickens tells of attending a fair in his constituency and being followed around by a sweet but exceptionally ugly woman whom he couldn't get rid of. A few days later he got an admiring letter from her asking for his photograph, and signed, after her name, "(Horseface)." Dickens was touched by her humorous modesty and sent off a picture autographed, "To Horseface, with best wishes, Geoffrey Dickens." Some time later his secretary asked him, "Did you get that letter from the woman at the fair? I wrote 'Horseface' after her name so you'd know which one she was."
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $15,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150. The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $15,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150. The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just don't want to take that chance."
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Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him. He looked around the room as he started the recitation, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..." When the teacher's eyes fell on Jimmy, he noticed his hand over the right cheek of his behind. "James, I will not continue till you put your hand over your heart." Jimmy replied, "It is over my heart." After several attempts to get Jimmy to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?" "Because, every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie."

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