Laws of Applied Terror 

First Law of Applied Terror:
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.

Second Law of Applied Terror:
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Third Law of Applied Terror:
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

Fourth Law of Applied Terror:
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.

Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.

Sixth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Seventh Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.





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