How to civilize Explorer 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, September 13

Thank you very much, Georgina!

It looks like the US is slowly starting to realize, why Gaddafi
was a so easily badmouthed villain. The same as with Saddam
in Iraq. Yes, by democratic and civilized standards, he was
a real asshole. He never would have fit into the Vatican.
Washington, maybe, but not the Vatican!

Gaddafi knew that the only way to make his barbarians behave
was to scare them just a bit more, than they were scaring him.

After the US and Britain and France and Italy spent Billions
testing all their new weapons and using up all the stale-dated
bombs to defeat Gaddafi's military and government and 
ultimately him too, there was no civilized force left to scare 
the barbarians.

I never liked Gaddafi, but I was always against armed outside
intervention. When the people are ready, they will accomplish
change without outside help. Forcing change on them before
they are ready, that just sets them back even further.

Have FUN!

Today in 
122 Building begins on Hadrian's Wall 
1625 Rabbi Isiah Horowith & 15 other rabbis arrested in Jerusalem
1663 1st serious slave conspiracy in colonial America (Virginia) 
1759 Wolfe defeats Montcalm on Plains of Abraham; 
   Canada becomes English
1788 New York City becomes capital of the United States
1789 1st loan to US Govt (from NYC banks) 
1882 Britain invades Egypt
1906 1st airplane flight in Europe
1922 136.4F (58 C), El Aziziyah, Libya in shade
1942 German forces attack Stalingrad
1943 Chiang Kai-shek became president of China 
1961 Unmanned Mercury-Atlas 4 launched into Earth orbit 
1970 IBM announces System 370 computer 
1990 Iraqi troops storm the residence of French 
ambassador in Kuwait
2012  smiled

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Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her husband's opinion. By this time he had learned just the right things to say. "It's perfect!" he exclaimed. "It makes your waist look smaller, your legs look longer, and slenderizes your hips." Just then another lady in the dressing room spoke out. "If there is a dress here that will do all that, I'll buy a dozen!"
Thanks to Rabbi Dave for this timely information for his fans: On the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called Tashlich. Jews traditionally go to the ocean or a stream or river to pray and throw bread crumbs into the water. Symbolically, the fish devour their sins. Occasionally, people ask what kind of bread crumbs should be thrown. Here are suggestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific sins and misbehaviors: For ordinary sins White Bread For erotic sins French Bread For particularly dark sins Pumpernickel For complex sins Multi-Grain For twisted sins Pretzels For tasteless sins Rice Cakes For sins of indecision Waffles For sins committed in haste Matzoh For sins of chutzpah Fresh Bread For substance abuse Stoned Wheat For use of heavy drugs Poppy Seed bread For petty larceny Stollen For committing auto theft Caraway bread For timidity/cowardice Milk Toast For ill-temperedness Sourdough For silliness, eccentricity Nut Bread For not giving full value Shortbread For jingoism, chauvinism Yankee Doodles For excessive irony Rye Bread For unnecessary chances Hero Bread For telling bad jokes/puns Corn Bread For war-mongering Kaiser Rolls For dressing immodestly Tarts For causing injury to others Tortes For lechery and promiscuity Hot Buns For promiscuity with gentiles Hot Cross Buns For racist attitudes Crackers For sophisticated racism Ritz Crackers For being holier than thou Bagels For abrasiveness Grits For dropping in without notice Popovers For over-eating Stuffing For impetuosity Quick Bread For indecent photography Cheesecake For raising your voice too often Challah For pride and egotism Puff Pastry For being overly smothering Angel Food Cake For laziness Any long loaf For trashing the environment Dumplings For those who require a wide selection of crumbs, we suggest a Tashlich Mix available in three grades (Taslich Lite, Medium, and Industrial Strength) at your favorite Jewish bookstore. ------------------- That explains the pallets with 50 pound bags of assorted breadcrumbs that I saw stacked in front of a Deli downtown!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Jadian Faye-Marie Hatfield, 23, Pensacola, FL Jailed After Beating Ex With His Own Prosthetic Leg Jadian Hatfield Facebook Jadian Faye-Marie Hatfield, a 23-year-old Pensacola previously convicted felon, was jailed after she allegedly beat a man with his own prosthetic leg, then pointed a shotgun at him. According to the Okalooska County Sheriff's Office, Hatfield and the victim, 25-year-old Brandon Fleming, have a 2-year-old son together and have been sharing custody since they broke up in February. On August 27th, she send Fleming a text stating that she was "tired of him" and she was going to put him "six feet under." Hatfield came to Fleming's residence around 11:00 p.m, claiming that she was there to get her son. When the victim refused to hand the child over, Hatfield grabbed the boy out the bedroom window and put him in the back seat of a vehicle. Investigators say Fleming attempted to retrieve the child but was confronted by two men with clubs, who had also traveled to the residence with Hatfield. During the struggle, Hatfield snuck up behind the victim, pulled off his prosthetic leg and began to beat him with it. She then pulled a 12-gauge shotgun out of the vehicle and threatened to kill him if he didn't let her leave with the child. Hatfield and the two men left with the child while Fleming called police. Hatfield was booked into jail and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, domestic violence battery, interfering with the custody of a minor, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.
Tech Support Pits: From: Mark Re: Uncomplicating Explorer Dear Webby It irks me every time when I open the Windows file Explorer that it starts focused on Desktop, My documents instead of c:\ Is there a way to fix that ? Mark Dear Mark I agree that it's a thilly nuisance to have to tippy-toe all the way up to the root first before you can start doing what you plan to do. Fortunately it's easy to fix the thilly rigmarole. Use the same trick, that I described yesterday. Open an Explorer, click on the little folder to the right of the empty bra. That will open the address bar. Type in C:\ and hit ENTER. That will get you to the root directory. Now drag that little folder onto the desktop, right-click it and select properties, change the icon for it to something recognizable. There are lots of icons in C:\Windows\System or System32 or System64. Look for a file called moreicons.dll There are lots of icons in there. Then from then on you just click on that icon and an Explorer opens focused on C:\ You can do the same for the other drives and for any folder, that you frequently go to. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Double Thread When Sewing Buttons To make sewing a button on easier and much faster, cut a long piece of thread. Select a needle with a bit larger than usual eye and double the thread in half. Thread the doubled end through the eye and now you have 4 strands of thread to work with. When you make the knot, you will be tying the 4 strands together. Twice the amount of thread to sew with and fewer stitches through the button. By banty from Chatom, AL Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
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>From Amy Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular. "When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!" Then Grandpa said sadly, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it." She turns to him with a smirk and says, "Do you want ketchup on that?" The salesman says, "Why do you ask?" She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
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A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river, but has to get past the preacher to get to the buffet table. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yesch, Preacher, I schure am." The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked. "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I did not Reverend." The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher... "Are you schure thisch isch where he fell in?"
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