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Today is Thursday, September 27

Beautiful full moon out there, and not too cold yet.
There will be frost by morning, but I won't have to walk
anywhere in the morning.

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Today in 
1290 Earthquake in Gulf of Chili China, reportedly kills 100,000 
1821 Mexican Empire declares its independence
1825 Railroad transportation is born with 1st track in England
1854 Steamship Arctic sank with 300 people aboard 
1939 Warsaw, Poland, surrenders to Germans
1941 1st WW II liberty ship, freighter Patrick Henry, launched 
1953 Typhoon destroys 1/3 of Nagoya Japan
1959 Typhoon Vera, hits Japanese island of Honshu, kills 5,000
1962 US sells Hawk anti-aircraft missiles to Israel
1963 At 10:59 AM US population reaches 190,000,000 
1988 Grand jury evidence shows Tawana Brawley 
    fabricated rape story 
1988 Lab tests reportedly show Shroud of Turin 
   not Christ`s burial cloth 
1991 Pres Bush decides to end full-time B-52 bombers alert 
2012  smiled

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Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the IT staff. One day, my new supervisor entered the room and stared at the air conditioning unit directly behind me. He studied the two flashing lights for a few moments and asked what job it was currently processing. I killed my career by not making up a story and simply replying, "Actually, sir, it's cooling the room. The computer is over there."
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Minister at a funeral service, "Friends, let us say goodbye to our beloved, departed friend. Let us remember that here lies only the shell--the nut has gone!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Christy Wilson, 34, in Somerset, KY Teacher's Aide - Pleads Guilty To Having Sexual Relationship With 14-Year-Old Student Christy Wilson, a 34-year-old teacher's aide at Southern Middle School will soon face sentencing after she pleaded guilty to raping a 14-year-old student. A Pulaski County grand jury indicted Wilson on four counts of rape back in July, however the jury will not be hearing the case after Wilson pleaded guilty to 3rd degree rape as part of a plea agreement with prosecutors. According to police, Wilson began a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old student who attended the same school. The relationship reportedly continued for three years until the victim's family learned about the relationship and contacted Kentucky State Police. "We think probation should not be granted," stated Assistant Commonwealth Attorney, Jeremy Bartley. "She's not eligible and second, she doesn't deserve to be on probation." Wilson has been placed on house arrest during the course of her court proceedings and has been scheduled to appear in court on November 16 for sentencing.
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5 Steps To Looking 10 Years Younger This is mostly a "Don't fall for this and that stuff, that you won't keep up anyway." These 5 steps reveal the things you absolutey MUST AVOID if you want to slow the aging process, reclaim your health, and achieve your ideal body. Give "Old School - New Body" a try!

Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this, there's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season tickets." "Hmmm," her husband said, not bothering to look away from the game. Sarah said teasingly, "Would you swap me for season tickets?" "Absolutely not," he said, "season's more than half over."
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Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I'm constantly preaching caution to the workers I supervise. "Does anyone know," I asked a few guys, "what the speed limit is in our parking lot?" The long silence that followed was interrupted when one of them piped up. "That depends. Do you mean coming in to work or leaving?"
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