Should I delete obsolete drivers? 

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1349 People of Krems Austria accuse Jews of poisoning the wells 
1364 Battle of Auray, English forces defeat French at Brittany 
1853 Emigrant ship "Annie Jane" sinks off Scotland, drowning 348
1892 1st night football game played (Mansfield, Penn) 
1907 Construction begins on Washington National Cathedral
1944 Soviet troops invade Yugoslavia 
1990 Washington National Cathedral construction is completed 
after 83 years 
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People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. --- W. Somerset Maugham Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves. --- Peter McArthur
An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter. As he's drinking one drink and the green man is drinking the other, an Englishman down the bar who has had a few too many drinks says, "Hey Paddy!, what's that little green thing you've got down there?" The little green man runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry, "SPLBLBLBLT!," right in the face and then runs back to the Irishman. The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman, "Hey Paddy!, what is that thing, anyway?" The Irishman replies, "Have some respect. He's a leprechaun." "A leprechaun!" says the Englishman laughing, "Boy, I never knew leprechauns were so ugly!" The leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry again- SPLBLBLBLBT! This time the Englishman is really mad! "Tell that leprechaun that if he does that again I'll cut his pecker off!" he shouts. "You can't do that" says the Irishman. "Leprechauns don't have peckers." "How do they pee, then?" asks the Englishman. "They don't," says the Irishman. "They go SPLBLBLBLBT!"
There were three country churches in a small Texas town: Presbyterian, Methodist and Catholic. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back. It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution: They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter.
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Thanks to Dianne for sending this picture: Click on the picture for the large version That is CC, one of Dianne's two cats, sitting on one of the Cat-Mats, that she crochets.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Warren Thomas Michael III, 23, Fleming Island, Florida Jailed For DUI After Squirrel Gets Revenge Warren Thomas Michael III, a 23-year-old Fleming Island man was jailed for DUI Saturday after he was attacked by a pet squirrel. According to the Clay County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched after a witness reported that a man in a silver pick-up truck "with one headlight out" was driving erratically. A deputy caught up with the vehicle and watched as the driver, identified as Michael, nearly crashed head-on with another vehicle traveling the opposite direction. When the deputy pulled Michael over and approached the vehicle, Michael stated that he was driving erratically because a squirrel "was eating him." That's when Michael allegedly revealed a pet squirrel inside his shirt that had apparently bitten him several times. The deputy, however, still smelled a strong odor of alcohol and administered several field sobriety tests, which Michael failed. He later registered a .156 blood-alcohol level, nearly twice the state's legal limit. Michael was booked into the Clay County Jail and charged with driving a vehicle under the influence of alcoholic beverages and/or a controlled substance. He was alter released to his girlfriend. There is no mention in the report about what happened to the blood testing squirrel, or is that alcoholic blood tasting squirrel?
Tech Support Pits: From: Sophie Re: Remove old drivers ? Dear Webby I bought the mouse that you recommended and I'm VERY happy with it. However, I have a question. I didn't UN-install the driver for the old mouse. Is that going to cause grief some day? Thanks Sophie Dear Sophie Unused drivers are like last weeks horoscope: Not looked at any more. Windows only looks at the driver for the currently active mouse. Old mouse drivers are totally ignored. However, since they do take up space, I recommend to un-install no longer used drivers. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Avoid Cleaning Chemicals With Microfiber: I just purchased microfiber towels and a microfiber mop from and I love them. You use the towels to clean almost anything without chemicals. Use them slightly wet to clean countertops, your stove, the bathroom sink, etc. I have never been able to get the shower glass to look clean. This works great, I just follow the wet towel with a dry one. Same with windows. NO chemicals. The mop came with a dust mop and a wet mop. You wet mop, with no chemicals and it drys fast! I love them and no wasting paper towels to clean with, and when you are through just throw in the washing machine. Source: I have used Microfiber cloths for about 15 years. Some words of caution: Dry them on the line, not in a dryer, or you will ruin them. After drying them in a dryer, especially with a bounce sheet in it, they are just an ordinary rag. Avoid bleach in the washing machine. It damages the micro fibers. Mild soap or dish soap works best. I use a small microfiber cloth to catch all the drops on me after a shower, and then use the regular towel just to invigorate the skin. Microfiber cloth also works as an excellent spot and stain remover if somebody has a piza or pasta sauce accident. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
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>From Ed A favorite trick at night is to pretend we're still asleep when one of our kids wakes up in the middle of the night demanding our attention. "Erik, he's calling you." (Silence) "Hey wake up. Our son is calling for you." (More Silence) "Erik, I know you're awake. Your breathing changed, and you quit snoring." "*Sigh* Then why can't you go see what he wants? "Because he's calling for you. Besides, I'm still asleep." At three in the morning, I can't argue with logic like this
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>From Bob A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two "husband chairs" in a ladies' clothing store. After 30 minutes and five outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the changing room again. He looked at her and immediately said: "That looks good on you. Get that one." "Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in."
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