Do you need separate screen savers for dual monitors? 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, October 2

>From Ruby:
Loved the list of excuses!  I work in the Emergency Department of a
busy hospital and have heard just about all there is to hear.  One
lady had a pain in her 'angina' after giving a list of about 20 other
things wrong with her.  Another fella, seemed to have caught a part of
his anatomy in a vacuum cleaner hose - how did he get it out??
Another (female) was washing her veggies in the shower - she was in
there with them, nude of course.  She just happened to 'fall' onto a
cucumber and it entered parts of her anatomy not meant to handle an
undigested cucumber.....  People are absolutely crazy!  But that is
what keeps the job interesting...

Love the news letter, find the tips helpful and love the funny stories! 

>From Dr Bill
my favorite about hippies is from the days when there a 
dozen or more communes on the Oregon Coast - Our 
Episcopal Priest, a salty chap, dealt with them a great deal 
in the town of Bandon -(best cheese in Oregon) - 
his observation:
"A Hippie is someone who believes that if you lie down 
upon the earth it will support you."

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Today in 
1187 Sultan Saladin captures Jerusalem from the Crusaders 
1608 Hans Lippershey offers Dutch gov't a new invention, the telescope
1853 Austrian law forbids Jews from owning land
1870 Italy annexes Rome & Papal States; Rome made Italian capital 
1910 1st 2 aircraft collision (Milan Italy) 
1935 Italy invades Abyssinia (Ethiopia)
1936 1st alcohol power plant established, Atchison, Kansas 
1940 British liner Empress loaded with refugees 
   for Canada, sunk 
1941 6 Parisian synagogues are bombed
1942 "Queen Mary" slices cruiser "Curacao" in half, killing 338 
1942 1st self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction demonstrated, Chicago 
1956 1st atomic power clock exhibited-NYC 
1990 Radio Berlin International's final transmission
2012  smiled

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It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was ample room in the back. Then the bus driver took over. "Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "For the video, will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid jerks stay up front?" You should have seen the sudden rush! I even got a seat!
Our friends, James and Florence, attend choir practice Wednesday evenings, and often head for a restaurant afterwards with their fellow choir members. Florence soon noticed that every time she had a glass of wine, it was followed by a severe migraine headache. James agreed with her that it might be better if she abstained, and so she did. On one post choir occasion, however, Florence decided, after some hesitation, to order a glass of wine. Some time passed with no untoward consequences. Then she waved happily across the big table where her colleagues all sat and announced in a loud voice, "Hey James! I don't have a headache tonight!"
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Tech Support Pits: From: Irene Re: Separate screensavers for dual monitors? Dear Webby, I used to laugh and snicker at your irate comments about "sawed off monitors" and believed the ads and sales people. What a dumb sucker I was! However, in my line of work I definitely can not cope with sawed off monitors, so I bought a second one of them, turned them upright and put some duck tape behind them to keep them perfectly aligned. The black borders between the monitors are no problem. Just like the dividers on my grandmother's windows, they become practically invisible after a while. Together they are big enough, so that I can do my research on one and do my writing on the other. My question is, if I want to run screensavers, do I need separate ones for each monitor? How do I set them up? Thanks Irene Dear Irene The better screensavers will work across both monitors, as if it was just one big monitor. Don't try the built in "Windows Live Photo gallery" ! It does not work with dual monitors, and might be very difficult to get out of! The built in "Photos" slide show does work, but only on one monitor. The other one will be black. Ribbons and Mystify work properly aross both monitors. Personally, I like Mystify and have used it or screensavers like it since the days of DOS, when I used to create fractals like that. Have FUN! DearWebby
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