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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, October 3

Tomorrow I have to go for more injections into my eyes.
That means there probably won't be any newsletters sent out 
on October 5, and possibly 6. I sure hope it won't be a disaster 
like last month. My eyes still have not completely recovered 
from that. However, I will write and send them again 
as soon as I can.

Have FUN!
DearWebby

Today in 
2333 -BC- Tangun establishes kingdom of Chosun (Korea)
1430 Jews are expelled from Eger Bohemia 
1863 Lincoln designates last Thursday in November as Thanksgiving Day 
1913 Federal Income Tax signed into law (at 1%) 
1922 1st facsimile photo send over city telephone lines, Washington, DC 
1929 Kingdom of Serbs, Croats & Slovenes changes name to Yugoslavia 
1942 Launch of the 1st A-4/V-2 rocket to altitude of 53 miles (85 km) 
1947 1st telescope lens 200" (508 cm) in diameter completed 
1967 William Knight sets X-15 speed rec of 7,297 KPH/4,534 MPH/Mach 6.72 
1987 Michael Pruffer of France skis 135.26 MPH at Portillo, Chile
1990 East Germany & West Germany merge to become Germany 
1990 Florida record store owner Charles Freeman is found guilty of obscenity, 
      for selling 2 Live Crew rap records 
2012  smiled

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>From Sandie: The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to sh.. on someone's windshield
Kids! How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8 What Do You Think Your Mom And Dad Have In Common? Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8 What Do Most People Do On A Date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8 When Is It OK To Kiss Someone? When they're rich. - Pam, age 7 Is It Better To Be Single Or Married? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8
I was peacefully working away when the phone disturbed me. "Hello?" I said. A girl's voice came over the line. "Can I speak to Ben, please?" I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I don't like people who call wrong numbers. I replied, "I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a message?" "Do you know what time he'll be back?" she responded. "I think he said he'd be home around 10:00." Silence on the other end... a confused silence. "Is this Steve?" My name isn't Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number. So I replied, "Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?" "Well... he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him," she said in a slightly irritated voice. I replied, "Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said that he would be back at 10:00." A shocked voice now: "Who's Karen?!" "The girl he went out with." "I know that! I mean... who is she?" "I don't know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message for Ben?" "Yes... please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home." She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her temper flaring. "I sure will. Is this Jennifer?" She exploded, "Who's Jennifer?" Apparently she wasn't Jennifer. Good guess though... "Well... he's going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were her. Sorry... it was an honest mistake." "Ben's the one that's made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him and that she's very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon as he gets home." I smiled and said, "Okay, I will... are you the one, who got pregnant?" Judging by her howl, she either thought I was hitting a bit too close, or she was getting quite uppset. "That asshole better call me the MINUTE he gets home!" "Okay, I will tell him, but Becky isn't going to like that." *Click*
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Donald Munoz Oregon man drunk on Mike’s Hard Lemonade crashes his bicycle into cop car Donald Munoz might want to consider real lemonade next time. Cops said he drank three bottles of Mike’s Hard Lemonade and then hopped on his bike. He was busted when he crashed it into a police cruiser in Gresham, Ore., KGW-TV reported. Munoz, 32, blew through a red light at around 1:30 a.m. Thursday, according to the Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office. Dash cam video from the cop car shows the patrol car colliding with the rear wheel of his bike, as he is blowing a red light and crossing in front of the approaching patrol car. The police cruiser barely nudged him and no one was injured. Munoz admitted to being drunk on Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and the officer, whose car he hit, found an open container of the sugary booze on his bike. He was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of intoxicants.
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Tech Support Pits: From: iMickey Re: Internet Radio Dear Webby, that Mystique screensaver you told us about yesterday is wonderful! To think that it has been hiding just a few clicks away all these years, annoys me! You probably did mention it occasionally, but I didn't pay attention. Another thing I forgot is the Internet radio program, that you mentioned a few times. Can you please mention it again? Thanks iMickey Dear iMickey The one I use is http://accuradio.com Yo can narrow it down to exactly what you like and even ban particular screechers in that narrow band. And when a Skype call or video chat comes through, AccuRadio mutes automatically. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Store Touchup Paint in Film Canisters Save film canisters and use them to store small amounts of leftover paint for touch-ups. Label each one and store in a handy place. Instead of a label, you can also just paint a part of the film canister lid with the paint for quick reference. By duckie-do from Cortez, CO For those of you, who have never seen a film canister: Once upon a time, long, long ago, before Digital Cameras, cameras used to use film, that came in cute, little pill bottle size plastic or aluminum cans. Nowadays, you can use pill bottles to store small amounts of paint. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
5 Steps To Looking 10 Years Younger This is mostly a "Don't fall for this and that stuff, that you won't keep up anyway." These 5 steps reveal the things you absolutey MUST AVOID if you want to slow the aging process, reclaim your health, and achieve your ideal body. Give "Old School - New Body" a try!

Two Cajun commercial fishermen, Boudreaux & Thibodeaux went out in the Gulf of Mexico fishing. They were gone a couple of months. On their return, they noticed a Taco Bell had been built while they were away. Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says "Look at dat, we not gone no time and dem Mexicans done come over here & built their own teliphone company!"
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An older woman recently returned from her hometown in North Carolina and told a friend they'd spruced up the churchyard cemetery since her last visit several years past. "Lots of new greenery," she said. "And families are together now." "All together?" her friend asked, puzzled. "Well," the first replied, "years ago they never much worried where they buried someone because everyone was a neighbor anyhow. They'd just dig a grave wherever it seemed to balance things. But they've redone it so people are with their children and grandchildren, instead of scattered." The friend was still puzzled. "You mean they exhumed all those people and reburied them?" "Oh my, no," was the reply. "We just shifted the headstones. Everyone agrees it looks ever so much nicer."
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