Moisture Migration 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, October 4

Thank you, Francis!

Wednesday morning I woke up to a white world.
Ashes from the Gullible Warming that Obama and Al Gore keep 
talking about? 
By the time I got my glasses on, it was clear, that all the
white stuff was just snow. So I gruffily conceded, that 
summer is over and put on the long jeans. 
Just for the morning! 
Sure enough, by early afternoon it was warm enough to wear
shorts for washing the car windows and getting it ready 
for the trip to Calgary on Thursday morning.

Looks like it is the season to be envious of you Floridians
and Texans.

As you read this, I am getting injections into my eyes.
That means there probably won't be any newsletters sent out 
on October 5, and possibly 6. I sure hope it won't be a disaster 
like last month. My eyes still have not completely recovered 
from that. However, I will write and send them again 
as soon as I can.

Have FUN!

Today in 
1582 Last day of the Julian calendar in Italy, many Catholic countries 
1648 Peter Stuyvesant establishes Americas 1st volunteer firemen
1824 Mexico becomes a republic
1883 Orient Express' 1st run, linking Turkey to Europe by rail 
1910 Portugal becomes a republic, King Manuel II flees to England 
1912 Nicaraguan Gen Zeledon, opponent of US occupation, is executed 
1955 Rev Sun Young Moon leaves prison in Seoul 
1957 USSR launches Sputnik I, the 1st artificial Earth satellite
1958 5th French republic established 
1959 USSR Luna 3 sent back 1st photos of Moon's far side 
1984 US govt closes down due to budget problems
1985 Shite Muslims claim to have killed hostage William Buckley
2012  smiled

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Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. --- Aldous Huxley Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. --- Dame Edna Everage "Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." --- Sam Ewing
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?" Little was sitting in the back and quickly stood up and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
Morris was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife Tabitha, with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest shmucks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied, "Why, thank you, dear!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Ashley Bellamy, 22, Upper Darby, PA Jailed After Police Find 36 Glass Vials Of Crack Cocaine Inside Her Vagina Ashley Bellamy, a 22-year-old Pennsylvania woman was jailed Saturday after she allegedly hid 36 glass vials of crack cocaine in her vagina in an attempt to avoid arrest. According to police, a 40-year-old man was attempting to buy crack cocaine from Bellamy and her boyfriend in a Wawa Grocery Store parking lot when the couple pulled a gun on the man and demanded that he get more money. Instead, the man ran into the store and called 911. Investigators say police arrived on the scene and ordered Bellamy and her boyfriend to get out of the vehicle. When Bellamy exited the vehicle, police noted that she was walking in a strange manner. "I've got crack in my vagina," Bellamy reportedly told officers when she realized police were onto her. A female officer who had been summoned to the scene found 36 glass vials containing crack cocaine inside the woman's vagina. Bellamy told investigators that her boyfriend, 22-year-old Marcus Gibson, ordered her to hide the cocaine when he noticed police had arrived at the scene. Officers also recovered $646 from Bellamy's handbag. Bellamy and Gibson were booked into jail and charged with violation of the health and safety act for drug possession and drug dealing. Bail has been set at $75,000 each. Gun and ttempted robbery charges may be added later.
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Tech Support Pits: From: Tom Re: Moisture Migration Dear Webby, You have been such a help with computer questions, and seem to have a great deal of knowledge on everyday items also. I would appreciate it if you could find an answer for this question. I take my lunch to work in a plastic cooler about 12 X 16 inches and 18 deep. I put a few cans of soda in the bottom, cover them with ice and then put my sandwich in on top. Some time the sandwich is wrapped in Saran Wrap and sometimes in wax paper and then put in a plastic sealable sandwich bag. By lunch time sometimes, and only sometimes the bread on one side of the sandwich is soggy and the other slice is hard, dried out. I leave my cooler in the car and this seems to happen all year round. (Chicago area) Why does this happen and how do I stop it? Tom Dear Tom Moisture in the sandwich will condense in the cold side, which will reduce the humidity in the sandwich bag, causing more liquid to evaporate on the warm side, and condense on the cold side. Just cover te ice with some folded up bubble-wrap or piece of styrofoam. The sandwich will still be cool, but not soggy on one side. A small styrofoam box, that a modem or hard drive came in also works fine as a thermal "boat". You just have to prevent the sandwich bag from touching the ice. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Store Touchup Paint in Film Canisters Save film canisters and use them to store small amounts of leftover paint for touch-ups. Label each one and store in a handy place. Instead of a label, you can also just paint a part of the film canister lid with the paint for quick reference. By duckie-do from Cortez, CO For those of you, who have never seen a film canister: Once upon a time, long, long ago, before Digital Cameras, cameras used to use film, that came in cute, little pill bottle size plastic or aluminum cans. Nowadays, you can use pill bottles to store small amounts of paint. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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Four retired guys are walking down a street in Mesa, Ariz. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar . . . . ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS!" They look at each other, then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?" There seems to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis -- shaken, not stirred, and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please." The four men stare at the bartender for a moment, then look at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 more cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand. They have each had two martinis, and so far they've spent less than a dollar. Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?" "Here's my story," the bartender said. "I'm a retired sailor, and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine, liquor, beer, all the same." "Wow. That's quite a story," says one of the men. The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice three other guys at the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there. One man gestures at the three at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's with them?" The bartender says, "Oh, they're from Scotland. They're waiting for happy hour at 5 o'clock when drinks are half price."
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The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed to solve all military problems with the greatest of ease. To test its capabilities, the brass poses a tactical problem to it and then asks for a decision, "Attack or Retreat?" The computer hums a bit, blinks a myriad of lights and answers, "Yes." The brass, somewhat confused by this answer, replies, "Yes what?" The computer instantly replies, "Yes, sir!"
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