Running programs from other drives 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Saturday, October 6

The injections worked OK this time, and by Friday I could 
read again. The only part that was painful was getting the
bill for $150 handed to me. Medicare does not cover that.

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Today in 
1683 13 German families arrive in present day Philadelphia
1781 Americans & French begin siege of Cornwallis at Yorktown; 
   last battle of the Revolutionary War
1866 1st train robbery in US 
1889 Thomas Edison shows his 1st motion picture 
1890 Mormon Church outlaws polygamy
1908 Austria annexes Bosnia & Herzegovina 
1923 USSR adopts experimental calendar 
1928 Chiang Kai-Shek becomes president of China 
1959 Soviet Luna 3, 1st successful photographic spacecraft, 
   impacts Moon 
1972 22-car train carrying 2,000 pilgrims derails, kills 208 in Mexico
1973 Yom Kippur War begins as Syria & Egypt attack Israel 
1991 Elizabeth Taylor weds for the 8th time (Larry Fortensky) 
2012  smiled

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There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back. Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions: a base- ball and a broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole. "How do you suppose this ball got in here?" I asked the boy. Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at me, the boy exclaimed, "Wow! I must have thrown it right through that hole!
"One of our co-workers went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Coutney Speer, 31, Bryant, Ark Teacher - Charged With Having Sex With Student In School Parking Lot Bryant, Ark. (The Report by The Weekly Vice Courtney Speer, a 31-year-old English teacher at Bryant High School was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly had sex with a student in the school parking lot and other locations. According to Bryant Police, an investigation was launched Monday when a 17-year-old student told school resource officers that he was involved in a sexual relationship with teacher at the same school. It was not reported, whether Speer had just picked a habitual gossip, or whether any event, or lack of any event, prompted the confessions. Investigators say Speer and the student had sexual intercourse for the first time in her car which was parked in the school parking lot. The pair reportedly had sex three more times with at least two instances taking place at her residence. The alleged sexual relationship began in June of this year. Courtney reportedly resigned from her job the same day the investigation was launched and turned herself in to police on Wednesday morning. Speer was booked into jail and charged with five counts of sexual assault. Two of those counts were filed in Benton County where she reportedly resides. She was released after posting a $20,000 bond. Speer is married and has two children. Hubby might get miffed, when he reads this.
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Tech Support Pits: From: Ron Re: Programs on different drives Dear Webby, a question for when your eyes get better again and I hope all goes well. I have an external hard drive labeled F drive. Can I install programs on that drive instead of C drive and will they work the same? I want to free up some space on C drive. Or can programs be moved from C to F or do I have to uninstall and reinstall them? Thanks as always for your help. Also how can I find and remove old drivers. I know you have given tips on old drivers but I do not know how to do it. Thanks. Ron Dear Ron Yes, sure you can install them there! I have reserved the C: drive for JUST the OS since Windows 3.1, and have always put programs onto E:, and produced data onto F: However, also save the setup file. The Setup file doesn't just unzip all the included files, it also puts notices into the registry, telling Windows where to find that program and it's components. You need that,when you attach that external drive to a different machine. Instead of smart PIFs (Program Information Files) like in Windows 3 and 3.1, starting with Windoze 95 all that information was put into the central registry, a huge, unwieldy and very user-hostile dump. Since then, no matter whether you moved a program to a different drive or a different machine, you have to uninstall and re-install at the new location, unless you want to hand-edit the registry. (NOT Recommended!) Re the old drivers, CrapCleaner lets you find those, but unless you are nitpicking for a few extra Kilobytes of space, I would not bother with them. Most, except those for HP stuff, are quite small and not really worth the hassle. If you need space, go after movies and music. Have FUN! DearWebby
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I couldn't help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone. "I know it's something you want," he said earnestly, "but I don't think tattoos are a good idea. And the same goes for body piercing. As long as you're living in my house, I think you should respect my wishes." I was secretly cheering him on for his fatherly firmness. Then came the 'coup de grace': "Besides, Ma, you're 75 years old! You don't NEED a tattoo!"
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While interviewing job applicats I was talking to an attractive young woman. Looking over the application form, I noticed that the girl had not answered one important question concerning transportation to and from work. "What about your bus line?" I asked her. "I don't believe I mentioned it," came the pleased reply, "but it's a 38D." Hmmm. That number is probably related to typing speed.
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