Paint for cameras 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Monday, October 8
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Thank you Marian!
Thank you Carl!

>From Margee
Hey Webby,
 Wow!  Who knew Australia is leading the
USA in causing Global Warning:
 "1924 160 consecutive days of 100º at Marble Bar, Australia begins"
 LOL :)
Margee :)

Hi Margee
Was that due to your gramma's new swim suit?
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Today in 
451 Council of Chalcedon (4th ecumenical council) opens
1604 The supernova called "Kepler's nova" is 1st sighted 
1871 Great Fire kills 200, destroys over 4ımiles (10 kmı) of 
   Chicago buildings
1906 Karl Nessler demonstrates 1st 'permanent wave' for hair
1912 1st Balkan War begins 
1939 Germany annexes Western Poland 
1957 Turkish & Syrian border guards exchange fire   
      (they still do that)
1962 N Korea reports 100% election turnout, 
   100% vote for Workers' Party
1978 Kenneth Warby sets world speed record on water (514 kph) 
1988 Fire in Seattle's Space Needle causes evacuation, $2,000 damage
1990 Israeli police kill 17 Palestinian rioters 
2012  smiled

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"Never look at the trombones, it only encourages them." --- Richard Strauss Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. --- Dave Barry The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern. --- Lord Acton
>From Greta My violin teacher was instructing a large group class. She showed them her violin and said, "This violin was made in the early 1800s in Vienna." Someone in the audience raised their hand and asked, "So you got it used?"
A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will. At his lawyer's office, he threw his will on the table and said, "This needs an heircut."
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Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers. "It gets rough," one said. "My husband is a Movie Producer and he calls them 'reruns'." "You think you have it bad," was the reply. "Mine is a Quality Control Engineer and he calls them 'rejects'!" "That's nothing compared to me," said the third lady. "My husband is a mortician. He calls them 'remains'!" Click on the picture for the large version Yesterday's sunset from here.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Abbie Arms, a 24, Newark, Delaware Jailed After Abandoning Baby On Sidewalk To "Answer Phone Call" Abbie Arms, a 24-year-old Delaware woman was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly left her infant son unattended on a sidewalk for more than 45 minutes while she had more pressing matters to attend to. According to police, officers were dispatched to the Glasgow Court Trailer Park Wednesday after a resident called to report that a woman set her infant child on a sidewalk, walked away, and never returned. Investigators arrived on the scene a short time later and found an 11-month-old child, that had been buckled into a car seat and then left unattended on the sidewalk. The witness told police that she saw a woman dressed in shorts and a t-shirt leave the child on the sidewalk before walking away. Additional officers were dispatched to the scene to assist in locating the child's mother. Officers searched the area for more than 45 minutes before eventually locating the mother at her residence in another part of the trailer park. The mother, identified as Abbie Arms, told officers that she had to attend a call when she left her son behind. Arms was booked into jail and charged with endangering the welfare of a child. She was released after posting $250 bail.
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Tech Support Pits: From: Ann Re: Paint for digital camera Dear Webby, A few days ago you mentioned paining a digital camera. What kind of paint would be safe? Ann Dear Ann Provided that you use some masking tape over the lens area, the screen and the seams of anything, that opens, you can use any paint you want. Considering the resale value, a metallic paint looks the best, or a candy-pple gloss. If you are not worried about resale value, but fewer drops, use a thick latex paint. They are not as smooth and not as slippery. If dropping is a real problem, get Loctite Color Guard That is a light blue or fire engine red rubber paint made for dipping valve handles or tool handles for work in explosive environments or up on high towers. It is not cheap, a can costs between $9 and $19, depending on the dealer, but I have never dropped a tool, that I had dipped into it, no matter how high up a mast I was. With a camera, of course, you just paint it on. It produces a thick, soft, rubbery finish, that is almost sticky. If somebody has arthritis, that thick, soft rubber will make holding the camera relatively painless. And yes, after breaking some fingers, dipping your pens into that Loctite Color Guard rubber paint will make holding them a lot less painful. Industrial tool suppliers stock it or can order it, the Snap-On tool pusher usually carries a can or two, and you can also order it over the Internet. Have FUN! DearWebby
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5 Steps To Looking 10 Years Younger This is mostly a "Don't fall for this and that stuff, that you won't keep up anyway." These 5 steps reveal the things you absolutey MUST AVOID if you want to slow the aging process, reclaim your health, and achieve your ideal body. Give "Old School - New Body" a try!

Driving my friend Steve and his girlfriend to the airport, I passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad well built beauty holding a can of beer. Steve's girlfriend glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose, if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her." "No," Steve corrected. "If I drank a six-pack, then you'd look like her." He lived.
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Two men stood on the lonely lighthouse. Through the fog they could see a small boat making its way toward them, with a lonely occupant. Suddenly a squall lifted the craft and tossed the man into the water. The two men sprang into action. Hurriedly they launched their own craft and fought their way through perilous and treacherous waters to reach the man. At last they got him aboard their boat. "It's a good thing you rescued me," the dripping man said gratefully. "I was coming out to see you about your income tax......" "OOOPS, looks like he fell overboard!"
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