Nuisance temp files after using Winzip 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, October 9

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>From Candace
THIS Morning you said Happy THANKSDGIVING. 
well I think you are a little off.

because this is OCTOBER not NOVEMBER. 
THANKSGIVING is next month. there
is still HALLOWEEN to have yet. 
did you make an ERROW or something?

Dear Candace
Keep in mind that the Viking Eric the Red, 
grandfather of Hagar the Horrible, 
discovered Canada a thousand years before 
Columbus mistook the Carribean islands for India 
and called the natives Indians. 
And today, 1012 years ago, Hagar's Great-grand son Leif Ericson
crashed in Vinland, today's Newfoundland.

That is why Canada Day is 4 days before your July 4th 
holiday, and why Canada's Thanksgiving is a month 
before yours.

Don't worry, we generally celebrate both anyway.

Have FUN!

Today in 
1000 Leif Ericson discovers "Vinland" (Newfoundland) 
1547 Miguel de Cervantes was born, novelist (Don Quixote) 
1855 Joshua Stoddard of Worcester, Mass patents calliope
1876 1st 2-way telephone conversation, 1st over outdoor wires
1903 11" rainfall in 24 hrs (NYC) 
1936 Hoover Dam begins transmitting electricity to LA 
1946 1st electric blanket manufactured; sold for $39.50
1947 1st telephone conversation between a moving car & a plane
1968 Government seizes oil fields in Peru
1975 Emperor Hirohito of Japan visits SF 
1980 1st consumer use of home banking by computer (Knoxville Tn) 
1989 Penthouse Magazine's hebrew edition hits the newstands 
1990 Saddam threatens to hit Israel with a new missile 
2012  smiled

Have FUN!

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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. --- Abba Eban
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours he hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got to going too fast to honk the horn on his bike and he would slow down. Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had 2 Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. He then relayed, "And you're not going to believe this, but there's guy on a 10-speed bike honking to get them to let him pass."
Morris goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" Morris replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "I'm sure you're wrong." The man pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what, let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I called your wife. She talked to me on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" The man anxiously says, "Yes, please." "Take the poison!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Sophia E. Davidson, 21, in Massilon, Ohio Jailed for hijacking Repo tow truck Thanks to Penny for reporting this bimbo malfunction: MASSILLON, Ohio A 21-year-old city woman hijacked a tow truck with her repossessed SUV hooked to the back and led Massillon police on a 7.5-mile chase, which some veteran officers say was the wildest and most dangerous of their careers. The crash ended when the woman, Sophia E. Davidson, of 503 Tremont Ave. SE, lost control of the tow truck in the 10,000 block of Orrville Street NW and slammed into a vacant home. No one was injured. “I’ve seen a lot of chases in 25 years,” Sgt. J.J. DiLoreto said. “But nothing like that.” “I’ve never chased anybody driving a tow truck with a car on the back of it,” Lt. Michael Mareno added. Ed Meadows, a tow truck driver for Skipco, said he was attempting to repossess Davidson’s 2004 Mercury Mountaineer that was parked outside of Huntington Bank, 153 Lincoln Way E, at about 11 a.m. Friday. As he was connecting the tow gear, Davidson approached him and attempted to stop him by pulling at his side. Meadows ignored her and continued to attach the tow equipment. The next thing Meadows knew, his driver’s side door swung shut. “As I was repo’ing it, she jumped in and took off,” a befuddled Meadows said, throwing his hands in the air. “...I’m kind of dumbfounded right now. I’ve never had that happen before and I’ve been doing this a long time.” With her Mountaineer hooked to the back of a Skipco-owned Ford F250, Davidson fled downtown Massillon by way of Second Street and headed north onto state Route 21. As the vehicles fish-tailed over both northbound lanes, the tires of the Mountaineer began to disintegrate, engraving the payment with black skid marks for nearly two miles. The tires eventually blew off the Mountaineer, but Davidson continued driving. Speeds exceeded 65 mph. Davidson, with Massillon and Lawrence Township police trailing her, was slowed by the driver of a semi tractor trailer rig who intentionally tried to block her path. Then she turned west onto Butterbridge Road. Vehicles pulled over to the side of the road as more than five police cruisers pursued Davidson. Shortly after turning onto Orrville Street, Davidson lost control of the truck, which spun and crashed into the front of a single-story vacant home. The tow truck knocked out the entire front wall. Police swarmed the truck, drawing their firearms and ordering Davidson from the vehicle, in-dash camera footage of the accident showed. One officer used an asp to shatter the truck’s window and drag Davidson out the hard way and take her into custody.
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Tech Support Pits: From: Alice Re: Winzip eats drive space Dear Webby, Whenever I use Winzip to unzip any file, the free space on the hard drive shrinks by two to three times the size of the unzipped file. I don't have a lot of space to spare and this sure does not help. What can be done about that? Alice Dear Alice Always run CrapCleaner after using Winzip. Winzip likes to litter your drive with temp files and is too sloppy to clean up after itself. Even the newest PRO version still won't let you specify where to put temp files, for example onto an empty USB drive. It insists on putting the temp files onto the C: drive. You can get CrapCleaner free at The first time you run CrapCleaner, uncheck Cookies, so that it doesn't automatically delete the cookies that you need for your on-line banking and shopping. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Maxi I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. Hell, if I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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