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Good Morning,  !
Today is Friday, October 12
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

Woke up to a white wonderland. It had snowed overnight, 
and cooled off considerably. No chance of it melting before
I had to walk to the other end of town to see an optometrist.
My freezing ears remionded me that summer is definitely over,
and that there is no Gullible Warming in Alberta.

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Today in 
1285 180 Jews refuse baptism in Munich Germany, they are set on fire 
1492 Columbus arrives in the Bahamas; the real Columbus Day
1823 Charles Macintosh of Scotland begins selling raincoats (Macs)
1860 British & French troops capture Peking
1918 1st use of iron lung (Boston's Children Hospital) 
1933 John Dillinger escapes from the Allen County, OH, jail
1941 Russian govt moves from Moscow to Volga as Nazis close in on Moscow
1942 US navy defeats Japanese in WW II Battle of Cape Esperance 
1960 Nikita Khrushchev pounds his shoe at UN General Assembly session 
1977 Psychic Romark attempts to drive blindfolded, smashed into cop van 
1984 IRA bombs hotel where Margaret Thatcher is staying 
1988 Israel & China sign trade deal, plan diplomatic relations
2012  smiled

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Only the shallow know themselves. --- Oscar Wilde When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. --- Thomas Szasz
A rabbi was called to a Miami Beach Nursing Home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The rabbi sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions. "Do you love her?" The old man replied, "I guess." "Is she a good Jewish woman?" "I don't know for sure," the old man answered. "Does she have lots of money?" asked the rabbi. "I doubt it." "Then why are you marrying her?" the rabbi asked. "She can drive at night," the old man said
When the aged president of the company was out of town, half a dozen of his senior executives got together to plan some way to ease the old coot out of the driver's seat. To their horror, the executive VP's secretary buzzed him halfway through the meeting to inform him that the president had come back early and was on his way to see him. "If he catches us all here he'll know exactly what we're up to," cried the VP. "Quick, you five jump out the window!" "But we're on the thirteenth floor," protested the treasurer. "Jump!" yelled the VP. "This is no time for superstition!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Raymond Garcia, 45, Roswell, New Mexico Jailed After Getting Into Brawl With Stop Sign, Fighting Officers Reported in The Weekly Vice Raymond Garcia, a 45-year-old Roswell man was jailed Friday after he allegedly got into a fight with a stop sign, then attacked police officers who had been dispatched to break up the altercation. According to Roswell Police, officers dispatched to Main Street and West Deming at around 2:30 a.m. after a witness called 911 to report that a man was engaged in a fight with a stop sign, When officers arrived on the scene, Garcia became argumentative and attempted to flee. Two officers shot Garcia with Taser darts, however Garcia kicked and fought officers as they attempted to apprehend him. Officers attempted to use a Taser on Garcia a second time, however, he pulled the darts out and continued to resist. One officer attempted to use a baton to subdue him, however, Garcia reportedly grabbed the baton and swung it at officers. When officers tried to use pepper spray on Garcia, he wiped his face and ran away - throwing the baton at officers as he fled. Eventually, Garcia was tackled and subdued by three officers. Investigators believe that Garcia had used drugs prior to the incident, however, none were found on his person. The stop sign was not seriously injured in the attack. He was booked into the Chaves County Detention Center and charged with aggravated assault against a peace officer, disarming, and resisting arrest.
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Tech Support Pits: From: Maria Re: Camera bolt Dear Webby, I can't find that 1/4 inch by 20 bolt, that you specify for holding my camera. Is there a metric equivalent, that could be used? Thanks Maria Dear Maria If you force a similar metric bolt into that soft mounting hole, no tripod bolt will ever fit again. Not a good idea! You can probably find a cheap table-top tripod at a Dollar Store or at a camera store for under $10. Then just glue that onto your telescoping pole. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Water Plants With Leftover Tea Don't throw out your leftover tea. I nstead feed it to you indoor or outdoor plants for an extra boost. Use brewed unsweetened tea only. By Ivy from Rancho Palos Verdes Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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Charlie made an appointment with a urologist, famous for his work in the field of impotence. The doctor examined him and said, "You're in remarkably good condition for a man of 85. Why are you here?" Charlie replied, "My friend Max says he has sex twice a week. I can't do that." The doctor shrugged. "Yes you can. You can certainly SAY you have sex as many times a week as you like."
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative." "However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up. "Yeah, right."
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