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1483 Rabbi Issac Abarbanel starts his exegesis on the Bible
1860 1st aerial photo taken in US (from a balloon), Boston 
1919 Race riot at Elaine Arkansas 
1943 Italy declares war on former ally Germany
1953 Burglar alarm-ultrasonic or radio waves-patented-Samuel Bagno 
1964 Voskhod 1 crew returns
1987 1st military use of trained dolphins (US Navy in Persian Gulf) 
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"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward." --- George Carlin "If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing." --- Benjamin Franklin
The following is a quote from a director of sports infor- mation in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals: "We knew Army cadets were involved because they cut through two fences to get to the goats, and 15 feet away there was an unlocked gate."
"Information? I need the number of Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. That's C as in cadence. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Erica Hess, 24, in Daytona Beach, Florida Jailed After Toddler Daughter Found Walking On Roof Of Two Story Home Daytona Beach, Fla. Reported in The Weekly Vice Erica Hess, a 24-year-old Florida woman was jailed Tuesday after her toddler daughter was found walking on the roof of her two-story home. According to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched at around 10 a.m. after a witness called to report that a toddler was walking on the roof of a neighbor's home. Deputies arrived to find a dog on the roof and Hess's 2-year-old daughter standing on an adjacent deck dressed only in underwear. The deputy reportedly watched as the toddler tried to crawl back onto the roof through a barrier that surrounded the deck. The deputy made several verbal attempts to alert the homeowner of the impending danger while staying within sight of the child. Erica Hess reportedly came out onto the deck about 15 minutes later to remove the child. Hess told the deputy that she was unaware that her daughter had climbed onto the roof. She claimed to have had an unobstructed view of the child at all times, but later admitted to losing track of the child while using the bathroom. Hess was booked into the Volusia County Jail and charged with one count of child neglect. She has one previous arrest in Volusia County for driving on a suspended or cancelled license.
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Tech Support Pits: From: RJR Re: eml Dear Webby, When I try to open certain emails that have the extension .eml I am getting the error box that says "this file does not have a program associated with it...etc." and to create one under settings, folder options. When I check there I do see EML already listed. Does this have something to do with AOL sent emails? I recently removed Earthlink, which is when I began seeing this error. Thanks for any ideas. Have a happy Thanksgiving. R. J. Dear RJ That's just a virus masquerading as an Outlook Depressed message. That is why some of us have called Outlook Depressed a "Virus Magnet" for many years. It opens that stuff! Turn on the settings for showing all extensions, even known ones, and for showing all hidden files. Probably that file was actually something like "password.eml.pif" but the second extension was hidden. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it." "I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?" "If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family." Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off. When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.
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>From Bonnie I was in the kitchen one day, trying to reach the baking powder on the top shelf of a cabinet. Being only five feet tall, I had to stretch, but still couldn't grab the box. Fortunately, I have two six-foot-tall sons whom I often call to come to my rescue. "Hey, Brian!" I yelled to my second son, who was in the living room. "Will you get your tallness in here and get this for me?" "Sure, Mom," he remarked as he bounded into the kitchen. "But next time, I'd prefer the title, 'Your Highness'."
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