Internet Explorer stuck on 404 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, October 16

I was trying to find a name and mug shot of a Bus driver in
New Berlin, Wisconsin, but their local media plastered 
pictures and name and address of her victim all over, but
frantically protected the evil driver,
who is now sorry, that she lost her job.

I did find out the first name of the bus driver: Carol
She did not like the fact, tht a 12 year old kid was not
an Obama fan like her, and told him that his mother
should have chosen abortion for him.

To say that to a 12 year old kid is deep down evil, 
and the school bus company fired her. However,
to issue a Bonehead Award I need a picture and
full name.

Have FUN!

Today in 
1775 Portland, Maine burned by British
1781 Washington takes Yorktown 
1876 Race riot at Cainhoy SC (5 whites & 1 black killed) 
1923 Disney Co founded 
1925 Texas School Board prohibits teaching of evolution
1926 Troop ship sinks in Yangtze River, killing 1,200 
1941 Germany advances within 60 miles (96 K) of Moscow
1946 10 Nazi leaders hanged as war criminals after Nuremberg trials
1962 Cuban missile crisis began as JFK becomes aware of missiles in Cuba 
1964 Brezhnev & Kosygin replace Krushchev as head of Russia
1964 China becomes world's 5th nuclear power 
1978 Polish Cardinal Karol Wojtyla elected pope-John Paul II 
1985 Intel introduces 32-bit 80386 microcomputer chip 
1990 US forces reach 200,000 in the Persian Gulf 
2012  smiled

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "You're dumber then buffalo pies. Someone stole tent."
Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again. That night, the phone rang during dinner, and a guest volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Nicole Boover, 19, New Orleans, Louisiana Nathan Yuhas, 18, New Orleans, Louisiana She Wanted Her $500,000 Inheritance Now Attempts To Shoot Mother Dead Reported by The Weekly Vice Louisiana State University students Nicole Boover, 19, and Nathan Yuhas, 18, were jailed Monday after Boover allegedly agreed to pay Yuhas $50,000 to assist her in murdering her own mother. Boover, police say, was after a $500,000 inheritance which she planned to receive from her mother's death. According to New Orleans police, Boover planned to shoot her mother and then profit from her mother's death. She offered to give Yuhas a $50,000 cut of her inheritance if he would help with the murder plot. Boover and Yuhas purchased gloves, duct tape, and a "Scream" styled Halloween mask in preparation for the shooting. Investigators say Boover knocked on her mother's apartment door at around 4:30 a.m. and smiled innocently through the door's peep hole. When Boover's mother opened the door, she saw Boover pointing a gun at her. Mrs. Boover slammed the door shut as Boover fired three shots into the door. Boover fled the scene with Yuhas and drove back to the LSU campus. Boover's step-father called police and reported the incident. Officers found Boover's car on the LSU campus, with Yuhas sitting inside of it. Boover was found in her dorm room. Both suspects were apprehended. Boover was booked into the New Orleans Parish Prison and charged with attempted first-degree murder. She is currently being held in lieu of a $500,000 bond. She was unable to afford a lawyer, and was assigned a public defender. Yuhas was booked into the New Orleans Parish Prison and charged with being a principal to attempted first-degree murder. He was released after posting $100,000 bond.
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Tech Support Pits :From: Mary Lou Re: Internet Explorer stuck on 404 Dear Webby, I am having trouble gettig my "Internet Explorer" to perform it's duty. How can I get it back on track? When I try to open it, i tells me it canot display the web site/page. Did I ask you this once befor? Please excuse me if I am repeating a request, but you are so brilliant, I thought I'd ask in case I failed to conact your expertise. ML Dear Mary Lou Somehow your start / home page got changed to some weird address, that is no longer available. When it gives you that error message, type into the address bar: After that it should be OK again. You might also have to edit the start / home page, and put an address in there, that will be guaranteed working, like the address of the Humor Letter. Quite likely you installed some flakey program, that put their own site as your start / home page into Internet Explorer, but because they are so flakey, they got shut down, and since then you get a 404 (page not found). Have FUN! DearWebby
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Two fathers-to-be met in the maternity waiting room. "Can you believe this? The first day of our vacation, and she goes into labor!" The second one looks at the first and says, "What do you have to complain about? This is our honeymoon!"
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