Humor: Diskette Error 



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Today is Thursday, October 18

>From Dr Bill
Re the Ass in the Well - similar tale I used when teaching 
History at Syracuse U. An apocryphal story:  
"Thales, the father of philosophy, postulating all matter 
as consisting of Earth, Air, Fire, and Water,  was getting 
along in years and his vision had gone bad.  One foggy 
night on Miletus, his donkey escaped.  

Grumbling, Thales threw on his grey philosopher's coat 
and went out into the mist calling for his donkey.  
A grey shape loomed before him and he dove at it - 
plunging himself accidentally into his well.  

Cold and Wet, he shouted until his Thracian maid found him 
and got him out - he returned shivering to his home,
blaspheming the Gods - 

This is a noteworthy event in History, in that it is the first 
recorded instance, though by no means the last, 
when a Philosopher didn't know 
his Ass from a hole in the ground."

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Today in 
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1648 1st US labor organization forms (Boston Shoemakers)
1685 Louis XIV revokes Edict of Nantes, outlaws Protestantism 
1767 Boundary between Md & Pa, the Mason Dixon line, agreed upon 
1867 US takes formal possession of Alaska from Russia ($7.2 million) 
1890 John Owen is 1st to run 100 yd dash in under 10 seconds
1898 American flag raised in Puerto Rico
1908 Belgium annexes Congo Free State 
1944 Soviet troops invade Czechoslovakia during WW II
1962 US launches Ranger 5 for lunar impact; misses Moon
1967 Soviet Venera 4 1st probe to send data back from Venus
1968 Police find 219 grams of cannabis resin in John & Yoko's apt
1979 "Beatlemania" opens in London
2012  smiled

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Brenda Crosdale, 49, Vero Beach, Florida Woman Locked Out Of Car Called 911, Claimed Infant Was Trapped Inside To Get Quicker Response Reported by The Smoking Gun Locked out of her car earlier this month, Brenda Crosdale, 49, called 911 and claimed that an infant was trapped in the vehicle. But when a sheriff’s deputy responded to a “priority one lockout” at Crosdale’s Florida home at around 9 AM on October 6, he “saw no child” inside vehicles parked in the driveway. When Deputy Michael Cavanaugh asked a male on scene about the whereabouts of the infant, the man replied, “Brenda only said that to get you guys here quicker. The deputy then questioned Crosdale inside her Vero Beach home, and “she stated she only said a child was inside her vehicle to get the vehicle open quicker,” according to an Indian River County Sheriff's Office report. Crosdale, a nurse, was then arrested for misuse of the 911 system. Pictured in the above mug shot, Crosdale was briefly booked into jail, where she was released after posting $500 bond on the misdemeanor count. The report did not say whether the deputy busted open the childless car, or made her call a locksmith.
Tech Support Pits :From: Diana Re: Diskette error Dear Webby All of a sudden when I turn on my computer in the morning, a message pops up saying diskette drive failure When I press F1 it starts up ok. I do not have a floppy disk. What is the message and how do I correct it? I know if anybody can answer me, you can. Thanks loads for your newsletter, Diana Dear Diana Sounds like your machine got infected with a really ancient virus. Run a GOOD virus scan, like McAfee, and after that reboot and look VERY carefully for a very brief message during boot-up, before you get color. It will tell you something like F12 for Bios Whatever it is, hit that immediately, before you get color. You may have to shut down and try again. Once you are in the BIOS, you can disable the Floppy drive, and set the boot-up priorities to D: (CD) USB C:\ That way, you can boot up, if necessary, with the Set-Up CD or a rescue set-up on a thumb drive. You can even have a Penguin (Linux fanatic) put "Baby Linux" onto a camera chip and boot up into Linux to salvage data, if Windows gets totally trashed by some virus. It will look for those first, and if those are not there, then it will go for the C: drive. If you try to save 2 seconds of boot-up time and put C: first, the rescue drives are not in the queue. If you have trouble reading that grey on black message, get some kid to watch it. A lot of adults have trouble reading it. Once you got it and know which key to hit to get into the bios, you can put a dot of nail polish onto that F key. A lot of machines even have a setting in the Bios, where you can tell it how long to display that message. Smart-ass kids often shorten that time to 1 or zero, and brag about having tuned the machine to start up 3 seconds faster. If you have a crimson dot on F12 or whatever it is for your machine, that is no problem. In summary: Take A: and B: out of the start-up drive list, and if USB is in the list, make sure something is plugged into the USB port. A camera chip reader works fine. Have FUN! DearWebby
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