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Good Morning,  !
Today is Friday, October 19
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

During the evening, in the middle of work, suddenly the lights
went out. No warning blink, no brown blink, just click, gone.
All the street lights, as far as I could see, were out too.

The only lights still working were the solar lights on a bower
at my northern neighbor, and the solar Christmas lights from 
last year still on a tree in my southern neighbor's yard.

Fine, I figured, I'll sneak off for a nap! 
So as not to get too carried away, I flicked the switch for 
the big ceiling light in the bedroom.

I don't have time to sleep a lot, so when I do go horizontal,
I am sound asleep usually just about the time I pull a cover
over my shoulder. 

Fifteen minutes later I got woken up by the light and various
clicking and popping sounds as the power came back on, but
kept tripping the auto-reset town breakers. That is really 
hard on hard drives, but after four clicks the breakers held
and the power stayed on. So much for my nap.
Well, lots of work to do so I went bat to it.

Have FUN!

Today in 
125 -BC- Start of Era of Tyre 
1812 Napoleon begins his retreat from Moscow
1872 World's largest gold nugget (215 kg) found in New South Wales
1912 Tripoli (Libya) passes from Turkish to Italian control 
1933 Berlin Olympic Committee vote to introduce basketball in 1936 
1944 US forces land in Philipines
1950 UN forces entered Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea
1951 Pres Truman formally ends state of war with Germany
1960 The US imposes an embargo on exports to Cuba 
1967 Mariner 5 makes fly-by of Venus
1977 Supersonic Concorde jet's 1st landing in NYC
1987 US warships destroy 2 Iranian oil platforms in Persian Gulf 
1988 Senate passes bill curbing ads during children`s TV shows 
2012  smiled

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>From Simon When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?" "We'll drive slowly so that one car can follow the other," I reassured him. "Yeah, but what if we DO get separated?" he persisted. "Well, then I guess we'll never see each other again," I quipped. "Okay," he said. "I'm riding with Mom."
>From Kim: In my job with a credit union, I often run across accounts that are protected by password. The credit-union member, when withdrawing funds, must produce identification and then give the password to the teller. Recently, when I asked a woman for her password, she sighed, rolled her eyes and replied, "SaveDagnabit." I was puzzled until she explained, "My husband used that password so I that I have to say it every time I make a withdrawal."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Jennifer Wilcox, 36, Middletown, CT Charged With DUI After Drinking lots of Hand Sanitizer Reported by The Weekly Vice Jennifer Wilcox, a 36-year-old Connecticut woman was jailed for drunk driving Monday after she allegedly drank half a bottle of hand sanitizer. According to police, an officer had just pulled over another vehicle for a traffic infraction when a vehicle that was driven by Wilcox drove past the officer at a high rate of speed and ultimately lost control of her vehicle. The officer approached Wilcox and detected a strong odor of alcohol coming from her person. After failing a field sobriety test, Wilcox reportedly admitted to consuming half of a large bottle of hand sanitizer prior to getting behind the wheel. A typical bottle of hand sanitizer contains about 60% ethyl alcohol (or 120 proof). Drinking half of a large bottle of hand sanitizer would be equivalent to drinking 16 shots of vodka, according to experts. Poison control centers across the country are reporting a spike in the number of cases that involve teens who drink sanitizer as a means to achieve a stolen buzz. Mouthwash was abused in a similar manner until companies that manufactured the product lowered the alcohol content to discourage the practice. A blood alcohol test later revealed that Wilcox was intoxicated at more than twice the legal limit for operating a motor vehicle. Wilcox was booked into jail and charged with DUI. She was released after posting a $500 bond.
Tech Support Pits :From: Lynne Re: Logon Profile Error I cannot access my laptop computer under myself. Only thru the guest port. The error message is "The user profile service service has failed the login. User profile cannot be loaded. What I did just before this happened this morning was to go onto my desktop to remove some old icons. Each time the message came up saying that removal of this icon will not remove it from the computer. Can you direct me to a source that can help me? I am typing this from the "guest" port. Not sure you will get this. I am away from home for 6 more weeks, so I don't have my desktop to help. Lynne Dear Lynne I found this info at Microsoft: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/947215 I hope that helps! Have FUN! DearWebby
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Newly wed Angus McKenzie comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity, replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?" Angus replies, "No. I'm turning the off the heat." -------------- I would not be surprised if she comes over here to borrow a bible or warm up a bit.
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