Jumbled typing 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Monday, October 22

>From Dr Bill
regarding cleaning the tub - or any ceramic bathroom fixture - 
fill with water, drop in several alka-seltzer tablets - 
let sit overnight - (just one for the toilet) - learned this 
from summer camp maintenance man when our camp was 
the third in line - by August the facilities really needed it - 
so during the week ahead of the arrival of the kids, I was 
up there getting the swimming area and canoes ready when I 
caught the guy cleaning the facilities - works like a charm -

WASHINGTON (UPI) -- The U.S. government has offered a $50,000 
reward to whoever comes up with an effective means of blocking 
telephone "robocall" sales pitches. 

The Federal Trade Commission has been losing ground in the battle 
against automated phone calls and is looking for fresh ideas with its 
FTC Robocall Challenge. 

The winner will receive $50,000 plus a trip to Washington. 
The Robocall Challenge is open to U.S. citizens. Groups of as many 
as 10 will be eligible for the reward and the trip to the capital. 

Bunch of doughheads!
Nothing easier. As I have mentioned a number of times before,
listenjust long enough to note their1-800 number, if it is not
forged into the Call Display.

Take a few extra large pictures of you or a friend writing
a message about robo-calls into snow, with a yellow medium.
Then WinFax them to that 1-800 number, on auto-repeat.

Since all robo-calls, except those by the fire department, 
the gas company and the electrical company to notify you of 
planned outages, and emergency services, are illegal, the
dumb crooks can't complain to anybody.

Just don't use that trick on the fire department! They might 
hose you down at 4am!

Feel free to use that trick to compete for the $50,000.

Have FUN!

Today in 
1797 AndreJacques Garnerin makes 1st parachute jump from 
  balloon (Paris) 
1906 3000 blacks demonstrate & riot in Philadelphia
1936 1st commercial flight from mainland to Hawaii
1938 1st Xerox copy made 
1949 200 killed in train derailment near Nowy Dwor Poland 
1953 Laos gains full independence from France 
1954 West Germany joins North Atlantic Treaty Organization
1962 JFK imposes naval blockade on Cuba, beginning missile crisis 
1975 Soviet spacecraft Venera 9 soft-lands on Venus
1981 US national debt tops $1 trillion 
1991 General Motors announces 9 month loss of $2.2 billion 
2012  smiled

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One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received his whole series of injections, asked for a glass of water. "What's the matter, Mate?" asked the sick bay attendant. "Do you feel light-headed?" "No, just checking to see if I'm still watertight."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Katie Hightower, 26, Pawnee County, OK Charged With Having Sex With Student After Football Scrimmage Reported by The Weekly Vice Katie Hightower, a 26-year-old teacher at Prue High School was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly had sex with a student. According to the Pawnee County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched after Hightower allegedly purchased beer for a group of students - then disappeared into a bedroom to have sexual intercourse with one of the students. Investigators say the incident began on August 16 when Hightower accompanied a group of high school students to and from a football scrimmage - sitting next to a 16-year-old male student during the trip. After the scrimmage, Hightower and three students went to Keystone Lake for about an hour. During the lake visit, two of the students saw Hightower lay her head in the student's lap and refer to him as "babe." Hightower then allegedly purchased beer for the students and then invited them to her home in Terlton. The students told deputies that they drank the beer at Hightower's house, but decided to leave when Hightower and the boy disappeared into a bedroom. The students then left when it became obvious that Hightower and the boy were having sexual intercourse. Although Hightower allegedly coached the two students not to talk about the incident, the students reported what they heard and saw to school officials. Investigators searched Hightower's phone and discovered hundreds of text messages that she exchanged with the student during a four week period. Hightower denied knowing that the student was at the lake or her house. The student denied being at Hightower's house. Both Hightower and the student denied having sexual intercourse. Hightower was booked into jail and charged with second-degree rape and furnishing alcohol to a person under 21.
Tech Support Pits From: Jerry Re: Jumbled typing Dear Webby, I just got a Toshiba Laptop with Windows 7 and cannot do word processing without text being jumbled like crazy. It is frustrating. Help! Jerry Dear Jerry Since you are probably using a mouse anyway, cover that silly touch-pad with a piece of thin cardboard. That way your thumbs won't accidentally touch it and move stuff around. Have FUN! DearWebby
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At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo, your country house caretaker." "Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died." "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?" "That's the one." "Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well...what did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat." "Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?" "Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses." "Dead horse? What dead horse, Mr. Arnaldo?" "Why those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire." "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire." "What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for???" "For the funeral." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!!!" "Your mother-in-law's! She showed up one night, out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your Tiger Woods Nike Driver." SILENCE.................... "Arnaldo, if you broke that driver, you are fired!"
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