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Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, October 23

Yes, I know, Ezinefinder is down again.
I have written to them. That is all I can do.
They are Mac Users and do not respond to problem reports,
because they consider those to be attacks on their cult.

Like Harley riders or Muslims, they do plenty of bitching
about their system amongst themselves, but if an outsider
mentions something, that is not complimentary, they get 
into a big snit in a hurry. 

If you write to them, be extra polite and as brief as possible.

Have FUN!
DearWebby

Today in 
1790 Slaves revolt in Haiti (later suppressed) 
1805 Sailing ship "Aeneus" sinks off Newfoundland killing 340 
1915 25,000 women march in NYC, demanding right to vote 
1942 During WW II, Britain launches major offensive 
   at El Alamein, Egypt
1944 Soviet army invades Hungary 
1954 Canada, England, France & USSR agree to end occupation 
  of Germany 
1956 1st video recording on magnetic tape televised coast-to-coast
1956 Hungarian Revolution began 
1958 USSR lends money to UAR to build Aswan High Dam 
1970 Gary Gabelich sets auto speed record 622.4 mph (1,002 kph) 
1983 Suicide terrorist truck bomb kills 243 US personnel in Beirut 
1990 Iraq announces release of 330 French hostages
1991 Dr Jack Kevorkian's suicide machine kills 2 women 
2012  smiled

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having. --- Ambrose Bierce I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. --- Wilson Mizner The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. --- Art Spander
>From Richi Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'The three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!" When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, "When I left the house, my wife was reading "Ali baba and the Forty Thieves"!
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Sheila Eubank, 48, in San Antonio, Texas Woman Admits To Making Up Kidnapping Story To Get A Day Off Work Reported by The Weekly Vice Sheila Eubank, a 48-year-old San Antonio woman was jailed Wednesday after she pretended to have been kidnapped to get a day off from work and a little attention. According to San Antonio police, on October 10th, an officer reportedly found Eubanks laying motionless in her vehicle, bound with a rope. Eubanks allegedly told the officer that she had been kidnapped by an anonymous knife-wielding man, who jumped into her car and forced her to drive to an ATM machine to withdraw her money. The man then forced her to drive him around for 12 hours while he conducted alleged drug deals. Investigators say detectives found inconsistencies with Eubank's story, especially when they found a lottery ticket in her purse that had been purchased at around the same time she was being held by a kidnapper, according to her story. Detectives checked surveillance video from the store that sold the lottery ticket and saw Eubanks purchasing a lottery ticket by herself. She was seen in the video being polite and calm. She did not appear to be distressed or anxious, according to police. Confronted with the evidence police had, Eubanks admitted to making up the entire kidnapping story. She stated that she made up the story in order to get a day off work and a little attention. Eubank was booked into the Bexar County Jail and charged with aggravated perjury. Her bond was set at $10,000.
Tech Support Pits From: Alex Re: Windows8 Mouse Dear Webby, I read that there is a new Windows 7-8 mouse, that has a touch pad built into it's top. Is it worth it's rather steep cost? Alex Dear Alex That W8 mouse just adds even more frustration, and you would probably heave it into the trash in the first hour. Just like the touch pad below the keyboard, it is a half-baked idea, nice in theory, but rather useless for fast work. You are much better off with a standard 5 or 7 button Laser or LED mouse. As long as you got Left and Right click, Copy, Paste, Enter, you canget work done. For spreadsheets #6 and #7 (left and right scroll) are handy, but you can live quite happily without those two. I would recommend saving your money and not get any W8 gadgets just yet. Let them work out the bugs in W8 first. They are still fixing serious bugs in W7. No point in rushing into an unfinished W8. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Use Coke Tab to Hang a Picture If you get a photo frame and there is no hook on the back, using a screw attach the Coke tab to the back of your frame. Then hang your picture! By coville123 from Brockville, Ontario ---------- If the back is just cardboard or very thin sawdust board, glue the pull tab on with Goop or any all- purpose household glue. Measure and mark where you want the RING to be, not the tab, and then outline the ring and tab with a felt marker, before applying the glue. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
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After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant them." Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged. The mother, with a glance down at her rather ample curves, made her third wish, "I wish to have a trim figure again." The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly. Finally, totally exhausted she stopped and sighed: "I'll need more power for this!"
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