Digital Post-It-Notes 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, October 24

Wednesday is my bread run day. I hope the snow drifts between
the garage and the road don't get any higher. I think I can just punch
through them.

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Today in 
3963 -BC- Origin of Hevelius' Mundane Era
1648 Peace of Westphalia ends 30 year war and Holy Roman Empire
1795 3rd partition of Poland, between Austria, Prussia & Russia
1836 The match is patented 
1861 1st transcontinental telegram sent ending the Pony Express
1871 Mob in LA hangs 18 Chinese 
1935 Italy invades Ethiopia
1939 Nylon stockings go on sale for 1st time
1940 Japan eliminates US terms (strike, play ball) from baseball 
1952 Arab Liberation Movement becomes the only party of Syria
1984 11 members of the Colombo crime family arrested 
1989 Rev Jim Bakker is sentenced to 50 years for fraud 
2012  smiled

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"I may not be a lion, but I am a lion's cub, and I have a lion's heart" --- Elizabeth I "The government issued a safety recall today on 800,000 Bowflex exercise machines. The good news: No one was hurt, because no one ever actually used a Bowflex." --- Jay Leno If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going. --- Professor Irwin Corey
>From David My mother once gave me two sweaters for Christmas. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one. As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, "What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"
An elephant ran away from a zoo one day and ended up in a little old lady's back garden. The old lady had never seen an elephant before so she called the police. "There's a strange looking animal in my back garden picking up cabbages with its tail" she said to the policeman. "What's it doing with them"? "If I told you" said the old lady, "you'd never believe me!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to James K. Lowery, 60, Jacksonville, Florida Receives Street Justice From Girl's Father After he Is Caught Peeping On Girl Reported by The Weekly Vice James K. Lowery, a 60-year-old Jacksonville man was jailed Sunday after he allegedly peeped through his neighbor's window and stared at their 15-year-old daughter. The father confronted Lowery and tenderized him until police arrived at the scene. According to the Duval County Sheriff's Office, the 15-year old girl called 911 to report that her father was restraining a man that was caught peeping at her through their living room window. The victims told police that someone had been on their property peeping around their windows on several occasions recently. The father found evidence that someone had tampered with the home's window trim and screens. When detectives asked Lowery what he was doing at the residence, he had no explanation, but admitted going there on his own will, even after consuming an entire bottle of wine. Property records show Lowery lives near the victims. He is employed as the chief engineer for channel 4 in Jacksonville. Lowery was booked into the Duval County Jail and charged with trespassing with intent to commit an offense, public intoxication, and resisting an officer without violence.
Tech Support Pits From: Angie Re: Post-It Notes Dear Webby, I had to laugh about your comments about the W8 mouse. You suggested probably once a year to glue some cardboard over that silly touch pad, and this is the third laptop, where I have done that before turning it on the first time. I sure don't want to have to glue some cardboard on top of the mouse!!! Today's question: Is there some program like the 3M Posti-It Notes for the computer? Angie Dear Angie Yes, 3M does have a computer version of their post-it notes. ... notes.html I have used them for many years and find them even handier than the paper version. You can paste text and pictures into them, even links that work by double clicking them, you can drag them into spreadsheets and word processors, and you can set alarms so that they hide until the set date and time comes around. It costs $10, but eventually you will probably get fed up with the free clones and get that one. To avoid the confusion at 3M, here is a link right into their shopping cart: There is a Lite version at that seems to be a cracked older version. It is free, but they try to foist weird search engines and tool bars on you. You CAN decline that stuff, but you have to be very alert during the installation. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Use Coke Tab to Hang a Picture If you get a photo frame and there is no hook on the back, using a screw attach the Coke tab to the back of your frame. Then hang your picture! By coville123 from Brockville, Ontario ---------- If the back is just cardboard or very thin sawdust board, glue the pull tab on with Goop or any all- purpose household glue. Measure and mark where you want the RING to be, not the tab, and then outline the ring and tab with a felt marker, before applying the glue. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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During his freshman year, Steve couldn't get home for Christmas. So he sent his father a set of inexpensive cuff links and a note reading: "Dear Dad, This is not much, but it's all you could afford."
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A Scotsman is visiting a zoo in Edinburgh for the first time. At one cage, he's entranced by what he sees. "An whut animal would that be?" he asks the keeper. "That's a moose from Canada," the zookeeper replies. "A moose?!?" exclaims the Scotsman. "Hoot, mon. They must have rats like elephants over there."
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