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1492 Cuba "discovered": Discovery Day
1775 US Navy established 
1810 US annexes West Florida from Spain 
1925 Water skis patented by Fred Waller 
1938 DuPont announces its new synthetic fiber "nylon" 
1959 Rare Pacific hurricane kills 2,000 in Western Mexico 
1969 Ralph Nader sets up a consumer organization
1980 Dave Gryllis sets world bicycle speed record of 94.37 kph
1982 China announces its population at 1 billion people
1988 "ET" released to home video (14 million presold) 
1988 Larry Flynt paid hitman $1M to kill Hefner, Guccione & Sinatra 
2012  smiled

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. --- Dave Barry
I went to the store the other day to pick out a new tie for an upcoming wedding. I found one that matched my suit but it didn't have a price tag on it. So I asked the clerk, "Hey, buddy, how much is this tie?" He said, "Sixty-five dollars." I said, "What! I can buy a pair of shoes with that kind of money." He said, "Maybe, but with your neck, shoes would look silly." I'll get one from the Salvation Army for a dollar.
While picking up some stuff for a neighbor at the dry-cleaning shop, I overheard a young airman describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed. When he finished, the counter clerk asked, "Are you getting an award, or do you have an important military function to attend?" "Nothing like that," the airman said. "I'm on leave and my l ittle brother is taking me to his second-grade class for 'Show-n-Tell.' "
Eating For Energy - The Ultimate Energy Diet If you want to jump out of bed and soar through your days with boundless energy, avoid that dreaded afternoon lull, create a slim body that is resistant to disease, and have a much easier time using healthy and delicious foods into your diet, then this will be the most important message you ever read. Start Eating for Energy!

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It is fun to fart some of the time, but there definitely are times, when it is better not to. If that link to that cute little movie does not work, try this: One Last Kiss Cure Flatulence
An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Heather Atkins, 26, in Columbia, SC Charged With Crying Rape After Woman Catches Her Naked In Shower With Her Boyfriend Reported by The Weekly Vice Heather Atkins, a 26-year-old Columbia woman was jailed after she falsely claimed that she had been raped, when actually she was caught in the shower with another woman's boyfriend. According to the Columbia Police Department, Atkins told detectives she received a black eye during a sexual assault on Friday. Investigators say Atkins told them that she was punched in the face and then dragged to a secluded area by two black men who proceeded to rape and then rob her. "After three days of investigating this case, investigators discovered that this whole story was a lie," according to Columbia Police Chief, Randy Scott. "She lied to the Columbia Police Department, she lied to her family, she lied to the public and she broke the trust of the people around her." Investigators say Atkins had actually gone to the home of a male co-worker and received her black eye when the man's girlfriend caught the two naked in the shower and punched her in the face. Atkins was booked into jail and charged with filing a false police report. She was released after posting a $20,000 bond.
Tech Support Pits From: Chris Re: Which cookies are safe? Dear Webby, I have been fanatically getting rid of cookies for many years, but more and more people, especially the banks, tell me to leave them alone and not f***, ahem mess with them. What's the real story? Thanks Chris Dear Chris I agree with the banks. Don't mess with the cookies. In the 90's some sites stored more than necessary information in cookies, which led to abuse. However, by the late 90's everybody had smartened up and cookies became safe. For example, the banks don't store account info or anything confidential in cookies, but IF you have successfully entered your user name and password, then they look for a stashed cookie, that tells them that it is indeed you, and not just somebody, who read the user name and password from where you had written them onto a post-it-note. Without that cookie, they dump your password and make you jump through all kinds of hoops, just to verify it is really you. The same with many other sites, that require you to enter the same old stuff again and again. Leave the cookies alone and the net becomes a much friendlier place. It's not the cookies, it's the places you go to, that should be of concern. Malicious and fraudulent sites don't bother with cookies, they sneak a virus or trojan onto you, or a flakey tool bar, that is difficult to get rid of. When you notice something like that, get outa there fast and don't go back. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Cardboard Fabric Liners For Storage Use the inner cardboard liners from bolts of fabrics to store your fabric. Stores will give them to you if you ask. Cut them in half and use them to wrap individual yardages around and store, upright, in those legal-sized cardboard boxes you get from office supply stores. You have only to glance at the top of the box to see what fabric you have in storage and each piece of fabric is the same size and standing straight up in the box. By fossil1955 from Cortez, CO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
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5 Steps To Looking 10 Years Younger This is mostly a "Don't fall for this and that stuff, that you won't keep up anyway." These 5 steps reveal the things you absolutey MUST AVOID if you want to slow the aging process, reclaim your health, and achieve your ideal body. Give "Old School - New Body" a try!

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us." "Oh no," he objected. "Any idiot can open an oyster."
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In England apparently they still have a Milkman: "Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one." "Please leave an extra pint of paralyzed milk." "Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it" "Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk." "Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks." "Sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round." "When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you 'to give me a hand to turn the mattress." My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle." "Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbor told me." "Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it." "From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk." My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table, because we want to play bingo tonight." "Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday or is it today?" "When you come with the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk." "No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice."
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