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Today in 
539 -BC- Babylon falls to Cyrus the Great of Persia
1682 William Penn lands in what will become Pennsylvania
1727 Severe earthquake in New England 
1811 1st Ohio River steamboat leaves Pittsburgh for New Orleans
1929 "Black Tuesday," Stock Market crashes triggers "Great Depression" 
1942 16,000 Jews killed in Pinsk Russia 
1942 Alaska highway completed
1945 1st ball point pen goes on sale, 57 years after it was patented
1988 China announces a herbal male contraceptive 
Today is Labor Day in New Zealand
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Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. --- Ronald Reagan
In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger." "Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"
>From Britta My sister and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other. One evening as I prepared for a date, I remarked, "I'm fat." "No, you're not," she scolded. "My hair is awful," I said. "It's lovely," she encouraged. "I've never looked worse," I whined. And she said, "Oh, yes, you have!"
Eating For Energy - The Ultimate Energy Diet If you want to jump out of bed and soar through your days with boundless energy, avoid that dreaded afternoon lull, create a slim body that is resistant to disease, and have a much easier time using healthy and delicious foods into your diet, then this will be the most important message you ever read. Start Eating for Energy!

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It is fun to fart some of the time, but there definitely are times, when it is better not to. Cure Flatulence
An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Darien Caruso and James Hardy, 19, in Bradenton, Florida Idiots Get Lost While Fleeing Burglary, End Up Back At Crime Scene Reported by The Weekly Vice Darien Caruso and James Hardy, two 19-year-old Bradenton boneheads were jailed Sunday after they allegedly burglared a residence, got lost while fleeing, and unintentionally ended up back at the crime scene. According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, a witness called police after two men were seen burglaring a home and then fleeing the residence with several items. While officers were investigating the scene, the suspects arrived back at the crime scene in the vehicle they used to flee the scene with. When officers stopped the car and searched it, they found several items that belonged to the victims laying in plain view. When police questioned them, they admitted that they had burglared the residence, but had become lost while trying to find a way out of the neighborhood. Caruso and Hardy were booked into the Manatee County Jail and charged with armed burglary.
Tech Support Pits From: Donna Re: Sleep or turn off Hi Webby... maybe you can help me... Usually I just put my computer into sleep mode overnight and for the few hours I'm at work. I recently read something that said because there is still power to the memory and other parts of the computer, putting it to sleep is actually harder on the computer than turning it off and back on because of heat retention. What do YOU think? Thanks for your newsletter, I read it daily and love it! Donna Dear Donna The computer has fans, that take care of the heat, while it is running. If it is completely turned off and unplugged, then of course the fans can't do any cooling. Don't worry about night time heating from the computer. Hibernate is probably the best, unless you expect it to do virus scans and defrags at night. Just plan what you want done on which nights. On those nights leave it running normally, and on nights, when there are no chores, set it to hibernate. It comes out of hibernation faster than from a cold start, and all your programs are the same as they were when you told it to Hibernate. If you want, you can even make a shortcut icon for Hibernation: Target: C:\Windows\System32\rundll32.exe powrprof.dll,SetSuspendState 0,1,0 Start In: C:\Windows\System32 When you hit that shortcut icon, it goes into hibernation instantly, without asking any silly questions about whether you really, really mean it, deep down inside. It just does as told, and when you hit the power on button the next day, it starts up with each program as it was. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Dust Cakes With Powdered Sugar Instead of Frosting When my mother used to have friends over in the evening she wanted to serve a snack (cake and coffee) but most of them were elderly and would turn down the cake because of the frosting. The problem was solved by using a round single layer cake. Buy 8-inch doilies, place a doily on top of the cake, and sprinkled it lightly with confectioner's sugar. Remove the doily and you have a lacy design on the cake without all of the icing. By Clynnaltemus from Inglis, FL Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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5 Steps To Looking 10 Years Younger This is mostly a "Don't fall for this and that stuff, that you won't keep up anyway." These 5 steps reveal the things you absolutey MUST AVOID if you want to slow the aging process, reclaim your health, and achieve your ideal body. Give "Old School - New Body" a try!

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning." Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it." Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual." They all turned to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the behind and said, 'Well babe, is it sex or golf?' and she said, "Take a sweater."
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A woman went to see her lawyer, taking with her a baby and four children under the age of five. "I want a divorce," she said. "On what grounds?" he asked. "Desertion, sir," she said. "Desertion?" he asked, looking at the five young children. "Well," she confided, "he does come home every Mothers Day to apologize."
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