How to make a Hibernate shortcut? 



Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, October 30

>From Nan
Bob will be doing "The Alex Jones Show" tomorrow, 
Oct 30 at 12 noon Pacific time. He will be speaking about 
Weather Control. Bob testified before the US Senate in 1995 
regarding Weather Control (and other things) ..and they 
mocked him...A few years ago the Congress  initiated a bill
 to control weather manipulation as a weapon 
Who was right??? If you cannot listen at that time ..it will be 
on again on the Alex's website and it usually hits you-tube also!        
http://www.infowars.com/

Nan and Bob have been subscribers for many years.
If you are interested or concerned about weather control
and chem-trails, listen to Bob!

Have FUN!
Dear Webby

Today in 
1270 8th & last crusade is launched
1864 Helena, Montana's capital, founded 
1888 1st ballpoint pen patented 
1905 "October Manifesto" Russian Tsar Nicholas II grants civil liberties
1930 Turkey & Greece sign a treaty of friendship
1938 Orson Welles panics a nation with broadcast of "War of the Worlds" 
1948 20 die & 6,000 made ill by smog in Donora Pennsylvania
1961 Soviet Union tests a 58 megaton hydrogen bomb
1967 USSR Kosmos 186 & 188 make 1st automatic docking
1980 Honduras & El Salvador settle their boundary dispute
2012  smiled

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it struck him that he had forgotten something. Twice he stopped, counted his parcels, searched his pockets, but finally decided he had everything with him. Yet the feeling persisted. When he reached home his daughter ran out, stopped short, and cried: "Daddy, where's Mommy?"
That evening a group of parishioners came to visit. The preacher and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were amazed. Finally, one man asked, "Can he do normal dog tricks too?" "Let's see" said the preacher. Pointing his finger at the dog, he commanded "Heel!" The dog immediately jumped up on a chair, placed one paw on the preacher's forehead and began to howl. The preacher turned to his wife and exclaimed "Good grief, we've bought a Pentecostal dog!"
Eating For Energy - The Ultimate Energy Diet If you want to jump out of bed and soar through your days with boundless energy, avoid that dreaded afternoon lull, create a slim body that is resistant to disease, and have a much easier time using healthy and delicious foods into your diet, then this will be the most important message you ever read. Start Eating for Energy!

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It is fun to fart some of the time, but there definitely are times, when it is better not to. Cure Flatulence
An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Rose Woolbright, 30, Bowling Green, Kentucky Rose Woolbright - Mother Jailed After Pimping Out Underage Daughter For Cash Reported by The Weekly Vice Rose Marie Woolbright, a 30-year-old Kentucky woman was jailed Thursday after she allegedly pimped out her 13-year-old daughter to two men in exchange for money. According to Warren County Prosecutors, Woolbright allegedly allowed two men to engage in sex acts with a 13-year-old girl in exchange for cash. Investigators say the two men, on one occasion, had a threesome with the girl and videotaped the encounter. The case marks the first time an arrest like this has been made in Warren County and is only the 13th such incident in the state of Kentucky. Woolbright was booked into jail and charged with human trafficking, unlawful transaction with a minor and second- degree sodomy. The two men involved in the alleged incidents were also arrested and charged. Chad Simmons, 37, was charged with two counts of sodomy and two counts of first-degree unlawful transaction with a minor. Pedro Diaz, 28, was charged with second-degree rape. The case will now be presented to a grand jury for indictment.
Tech Support Pits From: Jorge Re: How do I make that Hibernate shortcut Dear Webby Thank you for the info about hibernating your computer: "If you want, you can even make a shortcut icon for Hibernation: Target: C:\Windows\System32\rundll32.exe powrprof.dll,SetSuspendState 0,1,0 Start In: C:\Windows\System32 " So how do I apply that? What are the mechanics? Do I put the code in a text file? Then what? How does one activate a shortcut? Sorry to be so dense on the subject, but I just have never gotten into that before! Thanks! Best personal regards, Jorge Dear Jorge Sorry, I should have been a bit more specific. Right-click on the Desktop NEW Shortcut then into: "Location of the item" paste: C:\Windows\System32\rundll32.exe powrprof.dll,SetSuspendState 0,1,0 Next Type Hiber or something like that for the icon title Finish If you want, change the icon. That's all there is to it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Recycle Plastic Lemons as a Vase I emptied this little lemon juice container and thought of using it for my kitchen counter with a few fresh flowers from the yard. I usually have something blooming year round, so a bloom or two brightens my day. Source: On a quest to recycle. By Great Granny Vi from Moorpark, CA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
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5 Steps To Looking 10 Years Younger This is mostly a "Don't fall for this and that stuff, that you won't keep up anyway." These 5 steps reveal the things you absolutey MUST AVOID if you want to slow the aging process, reclaim your health, and achieve your ideal body. Give "Old School - New Body" a try!

From Sheila in Oz "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Here is a delightful Classic: The Heberts were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Hebert kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon". Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning madam. I've come to...." "Oh, no need to explain. Come in," Mrs. Hebert cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! My specialty is babies." "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" Photographer - "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too. You can really spread out!" Wife - "Bathtub, couch, bed, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for my husband and me." Photographer - "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But! if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." Wife - "My, my, that's a lot of...." Photographer - "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure." (Wife muttering)- "Don't I know it." The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus." Wife - "Oh my goodness!" Photographer - "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." Wife - "She was difficult?" Photographer - "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look." Wife - "Four and five deep?" (eyes wide in amazement). Photographer - "Yes, and for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate! Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Wife (leaning forward) - "You mean they actually chewed on your.....equipment?" Photographer - "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work." Wife - "Tripod?" photographer - "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold very long. Madam? Madam? Good Lord, she's fainted!"
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