Thursday, November 1, 2012, 08:25 AM Posted by Administrator
Good Morning, !
Today is Thursday, November 1
One of the fringe benefits of AccuRadio Internet radio is
seeing the info of what is playing. Right now they played
God Bless the U.S.A.
Artist: Lee Greenwood
Album: God Bless the U.S.A
Composer: P. Alger, G. Brooks
As I nudged the volume up, it occurred to me that
anybody singing or listeing to that, might get deprogrammed.
It is from the 80's, so if you want to refresh your memory,
here is a rendition of it on YouTube:
If that does not work in your email program, try this link:
God bless the USA
I moved the history column to the end.
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"Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money."
--- Gary Larson
A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings.
They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to
him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they
discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.
"Don't let it bother you," said a strange but amused voice.
"You folks need all the practice you can get."
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a
drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking
on newcomers. When he left the bar some time later, he
realized that his horse had been stolen.
The cowboy rushed back into the bar, handily flipped his gun
into the air, caught it above his head without even looking,
and then fired a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse!"
he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back
outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I did
back in Texas. And let me tell you, I don't wanna have to
do what I did back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
The cowboy had another beer, then walked outside to find
his horse was back. So, he saddled up and prepared to ride
out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and said, "Say
partner, what happened in Texas anyway?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"
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It is fun to fart some of the time,
but there definitely are times, when it is better not to.
An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to
Briana Motley, 19, in Dallas, Texas
Jailed After Dropping Infant On Head
While Fleeing Store Security
Reported by The Weekly Vice
Briana Motley, a 19-year-old Texas woman was jailed after
she dropped her baby daughter on her head while fleeing
store security personnel who was attempting to stop her
According to police, security officers at a Macy's department
store stopped Motley in the parking lot after she shoplifted
several items and then left the store without paying the
Investigators say security officers watched Motley as she
pushed a baby stroller around the store with a baby inside.
Motley was also observed stuffing jeans, shirts, sweaters,
leggings and other merchandise into the stroller before
exiting the store.
When security officers made contact with Motley, she
responded by grabbing the baby and attempting to flee the
scene. The escape attempt was short lived when Motley
reportedly dropped the infant on her head.
Paramedics called to the scene treated the baby for a
lump on the forehead.
Motley was booked into the Dallas County Jail and charged
with theft and injury to a child.
Tech Support Pits
Re: Resize Windows
I think you covered this before but I cannot remember what
the trick was to make sure all the windows I open are
For some reason, about 2 weeks ago, all the new windows
I want to open come up minimized and I have to click to
Thanks for your help – I always enjoy your computer tips.
Which browser are you using?
Which Operating System are you using? XP or W7?
Normally that problem occurs only when you use
Internet Explorer. All the others have solved that
By the way, "Minimized" means all you have is an
icon on the task bar,
"Maximized" is when a program fills the entire screen
so that no other program peeks through on the side or
above or below it.
"Just Right" is when a program is open big enough to
comfortably use it, but leaves a margin open on the side
or top or bottom, where you see other icons or other
programs, or when you use two or more programs
side by side, for example a browser and an email
"Just Right" is achieved with the bigger square at the
top right corner of a window, or by double-clicking the
top bar. Normally programs open again to the same
"Just Right" size and location the next time you open them.
"Just right" is the safest method. That way you can usually
see it, when a site opens something behind the top window.
sorry – I am using Windows 7 Home Premium, 64 bit with
What I mean by "minimized"ť is that the screens that open are
about 3x3"ť – too small to do anything with until I maximize them.
I would like them to open maximized....
3 x 3 is not minimized.
Minimized is OFF the screen and just an icon on the task bar.
Simply grab the edges of a 3 x 3 window and drag it to the size
you want, for example almost full screen with just some icons
peeking around it's edge.
Then it is "Just Right" ( NOT Maximized!)
Don't use the square at the right top for that, or double-
clicking on the top bar. Do it by dragging the edges of the
THEN close that program, and re-open it. It will open in the
same size and position it was in, when you closed it.
That method does not work with Windows Media Player.
Microsoft programs are often not compatible with
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Using Disposable Tablecloths to Wrap Large Items
When wrapping larger Christmas gifts, instead of using a
lot of wrapping paper and tape, buy a holiday tablecloth
(Dollar Store or equivalent), and tie it at the top with
ribbon. It works wonderfully! This can be done with any
holiday or birthday present and is such a time saver.
By Dreamwvr from Spokane, WA
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5 Steps To Looking 10 Years Younger
This is mostly a "Don't fall for this and that stuff,
that you won't keep up anyway."
These 5 steps reveal the things you absolutey
MUST AVOID if you want to slow the aging process,
reclaim your health, and achieve your ideal body.
Give "Old School - New Body" a try!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to
take a well-behaved group of inmates to a baseball game.
The General Manager of the club was a little leery of this.
When the Recreational Director said: "If I prove to you how
well behaved they are, will you let them in?" The General
The group of inmates came in and sat down. The
Recreational Director shouted:
"Stand up, nuts!" Everyone stood up.
"Sit down, nuts!" Everyone sat down.
"Look behind you, nuts!" Everyone turned around.
Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in.
About the third inning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion.
People were running helter skelter. He asked what happened
and was told that someone had called out: "PEA NUTS!"
Ophelia Dingbatter's News
No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups.
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Work Phrases Explained
Spellcheck and add more names to the memo.
Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters.
Parts not interchangeable with existing models.
Not repairable by user
The trails left by interoffice memos.
To fill in the background with so many details
that the foreground goes underground.
A place where conversation is substituted for the
loneliness of thought and the dreariness of labor.
No time to photocopy for the whole office.
Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is
and then walks away with the watch.
Forwarded For Your Consideration:
You hold the bag for a while.
Found yesterday, interested?
Nobody can find him/her.
Let's Get Together On This:
I'm assuming you're as confused as I.
Note & Initial:
I'm not taking the fall for this myself.
We can hide behind this.
Please See Me:
Come down to my office. I'm lonely/bored.
It is rather stupid, but the boss wants it.
We Are Taking A Survey:
We need more time to think of an answer/excuse
or we can't find anyone willing to be responsible for this.
Will Advise In Due Course:
If we figure it out, we'll let you know.
79 Pompei buried by Mt Vesuvius
1210 King John of England begins imprisoning Jews
1512 Michelangelo's paintings on ceiling of Sistine Chapel
1755 Lisbon earthquake kills more than 50,000
1894 Vaccine for diphtheria announced by Dr Roux of Paris
1922 Ottoman Empire abolished
1928 Graf Zeppelin sets airship distance record of 6384 km
1932 Wernher von Braun named head of German
liquid-fuel rocket program
1939 1st jet plane, Heinkel He 178
1951 1st atomic explosion witnessed by troops, NM
1952 1st H-Bomb exploded at Eniwetok Atoll
1956 Nagy government of Hungary withdraws from Warsaw Pact
1962 Greece enters the European Common Market
1963 Revolt against the Diem regime in South Vietnam
1979 Federal government made $1.5 billion loan to Chrysler
1979 Tanker Burmah Agate off Galveston Bay, Texas, spills 10.7 M
gallons of oil, in US's worst oil spill disaster
1990 Sandra Miller awarded $100 for Mike Tyson fondling her
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Tech Support Pits: Re: Not getting a subscription
... not getting my subscription newsletters, not just the Humor Letter, but
others too. I can't re-sub- scribe because I am still on the list....
Dear Friends, If you are on the list, then the subscriptions are sent out
TOWARDS you. If you don't see them, then either you or your ISP are blocking
Complaining to me won't fix your or your ISP's spam block. Check your spam
control program and, if necessary, white-list the missing subscription or
declare it as friendly. If your spam control program is OK, contact your
If you are using one of those address collectors that pretend to be email
verification programs, but ask for people to fill out all kinds of information,
NO newsletter send program will even click on a verification link, never
mind filling out some silly junkmail order form. If you want a newsletter,
it is up to YOU, to make sure that you are not blocking it.
The Humor Letter is no exception, except that you can still read it here,
on-line, at http://webby.com/humor,
even if you are blocking it in the mail.
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