Do Not Cll list for cellphones 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Sunday, November 4

Monday morning I have to go to Calgary for more injections 
into the eyes. There probably won't be a Tuesday issue, and 
possibly not Wednesday either.

Check your clocks! The US and Canada are now in sync with
the rest of the world. Your computer updated automatically,
but your stove and your alarm clock didn't.

>From Tom:
Roon Serbis (Ruin Sorbees)
From the fertile mind of Shelly Berman back in the early 60s.
I thought maybe you would like to give Mr Berman credit.

Thanks Tom
All these years I did not realize that Holiday Inn employees 
were just pretending to be Shelly Berman fans and not 
really talking with a certain accent. Actually, I have not 
been at a Holiday Inn for over a dozen years. 

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Have FUN!
Dear Webby

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The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. --- Hubert H. Humphrey Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates. --- Don Marquis Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else --- Will Rogers Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. --- Benjamin Franklin It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. --- Robert Frost
Danny said to his son, "It's time we had a little talk my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything else." "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal, it's called golf." ----------------------- Hmmm, missed that one. I thought he was going to say "Women!". With me, they made sure I never had time for golf.
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
Eating For Energy - The Ultimate Energy Diet If you want to jump out of bed and soar through your days with boundless energy, avoid that dreaded afternoon lull, create a slim body that is resistant to disease, and have a much easier time using healthy and delicious foods into your diet, then this will be the most important message you ever read. Start Eating for Energy!

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Yes, I know, YOU never fart, but is there somebody you know, who would benefit from this eBook? Cure Flatulence
An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Two timid Mexican smugglers Mexican Smugglers too timid Reported by The Smoking Gun A harebrained attempt by suspected smugglers to drive a Jeep Cherokee up and over a U.S.-Mexico border fence failed early Tuesday when the vehicle got stuck atop the 14-foot tall barrier. As seen above, the teetering SUV was spotted by U.S. Border Patrol agents after it had been driven up a makeshift ramp, but could not complete the tripís final leg into Arizona. When agents approached the vehicle, two individuals on the fence's Mexican side fled. Investigators suspect that the Jeep likely contained narcotics, which were offloaded when the vehicle became stuck. Obviously the Jeep had been driven way too slow and did not jump over the kink, a basic challenge in off-road truck rodeos.
Tech Support Pits From: Kay Re: Do Not Call Cellphone list Dear Webby, thanks again for all your humor, pictures and computer help. I have been receiving a number to get on a do not call list for cell phones: 1-888-3821-1222 I don't know if this number is legit or not. Hope you can help. Thank you Kay Dear Kay Looks like you got a 1 too many It should be: 1-888-382-1222 More info is at their new site: Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Pancake Batter in Squeeze Bottle Use an empty squeeze bottle like a ketchup or syrup bottle. Mix your pancake batter according to your box instructions. Add it to your squeeze bottle with a funnel. Then put it into the fridge the night before, and have pancakes for breakfast. No rush or mess! By coville123 from Brockville Box instructions? Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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5 Steps To Looking 10 Years Younger This is mostly a "Don't fall for this and that stuff, that you won't keep up anyway." These 5 steps reveal the things you absolutey MUST AVOID if you want to slow the aging process, reclaim your health, and achieve your ideal body. Give "Old School - New Body" a try!

>From Bob I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes... I decide to do work on the car, I start to the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I'm going to work on the car... BUT FIRST... I'm going to go through the mail. Lay car keys down on desk. After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk.... BUT FIRST... I'll take the trash out, but since I'm going to be near the mailbox, I'll address a few bills.... Yes. Now, where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's only one check left. Where did I put the extra checks? Oh, there is my empty plastic cup from last night on my desk. I'm going to look for those checks... BUT FIRST... I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I head for the kitchen, look out the window, notice the flowers need a drink of water, I put the cup on the counter and there's my extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter. What are they doing here? I'll just put them away... BUT FIRST... I need to water those plants. I head for the door and... Aaaagh! someone left the TV remote in the wrong spot. Okay, I'll put the remote away and water the plants... BUT FIRST... I need to find those checks. END OF DAY: Oil in car not changed, bills still unpaid, cup still in the sink, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys,... And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because... I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this condition is serious... I'd get help... BUT FIRST... I think I'll check my e-mail.
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Wife to Husband: "I'll have you know that I stuck-up for you today". Husband..."Really? What happened". Wife..."Another woman at my card party said that you were so sloppy, that you wasn't fit to live with pigs. I stuck up fer you and told her that you definitely ARE!"
Ľ Wyman Meinzer's West Texas

Today in 
1862 Gatling gun patented
1873 Dentist John Beers of San Francisco patents the gold crown 
1922 Howard Carter discovers tomb of Tutankhamen in Egypt 
1939 1st air conditioned automobile (Packard) exhibited, Chicago, Ill 
1939 US allows "cash & carry" arms sales during WW II 
1956 200,000 Russian troops attack anti-Stalinist revolt in Budapest 
1956 Israel captures Straits of Tiran from Egypt
1956 Israeli troops reach Suez Canal 
1957 2nd Soviet Earth-satellite launched
1979 500 Iranians seize US embassy, take 90 hostages (444 days) 
1991 Mid East peace conference ends in Madrid Spain
2012  smiled

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