Swapping monitors 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Monday, November 5

Thank you Professor Bill!

While you read this, I will be on the way to Calgary for 
more injections into the eyes. There won't be a Tuesday 
issue, and possibly not Wednesday either.

The US Government ruled that you lose all your property rights 
by storing your data on the cloud. After they shut down 
Megaupload's service they denied third parties access to their 
own files. Many businesses used Megaupload's cloud service 
to store and share files not related to piracy. They used it 
for traveling employees to up- or download files without 
jeopardizing security at their own server, in case a laptop
was lost or stolen.

This seems to apply to Amazon's S3 or Google Apps or Apple 
iCloud services as well, and could lead to some very high
profile court cases. If you used Megaupload to store the 
pictures of your wedding for all your friends and overseas 
relatives to download, it will be cheaper to get married again, 
than to fight the feds over those pictures. 

If you are planning to use the cloud for a common repository,
get your own domain! I can secure a domain name for you
for $10 a year, and $4.50 a month will cover the hosting.
Then YOU are in control and the feds can't take your files,
as long as you stay reasonably close to the law.

Have FUN!
Dear Webby

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Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them. --- Suzanne Necker For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. --- Alice Kahn Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely" --- Will Rogers
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's women's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with." "Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
A Minnesota Story All of his life Olle had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. So when Olle's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Olle stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Olle went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?" Granny looked into Olle's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in January, you were born in December, when the lake is not frozen yet."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Elzbieta Plackowska, 40, Naperville, IL Stabbed two children more than 150 times Reported by The Weekly Vice lzbieta Plackowska, a 40-year-old Illinois woman has been charged with murder after she allegedly told two young children to get on their knees and pray before stabbing them more than 150 times. That is premeditated first degree murder. According to Naperville police, Plackowska became enraged when her father passed away in Poland and her husband wasn't keen on the idea of moving back to the homeland to be closer to him. In retaliation, Plackowska sought revenge on her husband by stabbing to death her own 7-year-old son and a 5-year-old girl she had agreed to babysit. Investigators say Plackowska walked into a bedroom where her son and the little girl were busy jumping on a bed. Plackowska allegedly told her son that he was about to go to heaven before ordering him and the little girl to get on their knees and pray. Following a short prayer, Plackowska produced a knife and stabbed her son more than 100 times as he pleaded for his life and told her that he loved her. Plackowska then turned to the 5-year-old girl who begged for her life. Plackowska allegedly stabbed the little girl more than 50 times. She later told police that she stabbed the little girl to death because the girl was a witness to a crime. Following the stabbings, Plackowska fled to a nearby church before making her way to a relative's home. The relative called police after Plackowska arrived at the home drenched in blood. During a police interview, Plackowska first told officers that a stalker had broken into her town home and stabbed the children to death. A short time later she changed her story and stated that she heard voices from the devil and killed the children to save their souls. Eventually, Plackowska told detectives that she stabbed the children because she was angry with her husband and wanted to hurt him the way he had hurt her. When investigators entered Plackowska's home, they found her deceased son laying on the floor and the deceased girl laying on a bed. Two dogs were also found dead near the childrens' bodies. Plackowska reportedly came to the United States from Poland 12 years ago and wanted to move back. Her husband was against the idea. Police were dispatched to the grisly scene after Plackowska's older son called 911. Plackowska's husband works as a truck driver and was reportedly out of town when the murders took place. Plackowska was booked into jail and charged with two counts of first-degree murder. Bail has been denied in the case, since she will probably wind up on death row.
Tech Support Pits From: Lynn Re: Swapping Monitors Dear Webby, Love your newsletter! How hard is it to change monitors? I'm using a 2-yr-old, medium-quality 17" flat-panel model on my WinXP PC now and somebody gave me a brand new Dell 17" flat-panel monitor along with the User Documentation disc. Would it be very hard for a mostly computer-illiterate like me to do? --Lynn Dear Lynn The biggest challenge is opening the cardboard box and taking the new monitor out. Cut the tape on top, open the flaps all the way and tape them to the side. Take out any paperwork and styrofoam stuff. Turn the box upside down. Lift the box off the monitor. Lift the monitor from the floor or table to where you want it to be. Then the fancy electical work: Unplug the cables at the old monitor. Knock the old monitor onto the floor or onto a soft easy chair. Push the new monitor in place. Plug the old cables into the new monitor. That's all there is to it. You can't plug the cables in wrong, there is only one way they will fit. Windows will recognize the monitor and adjust accordingly. I doubt that you have to run the CD, since the old one is also a flat panel LCD monitor. Have FUN! DearWebby
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5 Steps To Looking 10 Years Younger This is mostly a "Don't fall for this and that stuff, that you won't keep up anyway." These 5 steps reveal the things you absolutey MUST AVOID if you want to slow the aging process, reclaim your health, and achieve your ideal body. Give "Old School - New Body" a try!

>From Ed Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends' and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. I went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job but had no luck at the first few. I finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced. "Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?" I asked. "Have you tried a wife?" he replied.
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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." So the guy puts the ladder up, gets the bat and the shotgun and walks towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
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Today in 
1414 Council of Constance (16th ecumenical council) opens)
1492 Christopher Columbus learns of maize (corn) from the 
   Indians of Cuba
1605 Gunpowder Plot; Catholics try to blow up English 
  Parliament. Plot uncovered & leader Guy Fawkes hanged 
1895 1st US patent granted for auto (George B Selden) 
1914 Britain annexes Cyprus 
1955 New Vienna Opera house opens (old one had been bombed)
1956 Britain & France land forces in Egypt 
1967 ATS-3 launched by US to take 1st pictures of full Earth disk 
1987 Iceberg twice the size of Rhode Island sighted in Antarctic 
2012  smiled

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