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Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, November 8

Election commercials are finished, and Christmas commercials
ready to start any day now. Shoppers DrugMart tried to start 
them already, and got a lot of bad PR over that. There was 
so much bitching and complaining, that they decided to cut 
the Christmas music in the stores and promised to keep it
off until December 1st. They will be playing non-denominational
elevator music until then. As far as I am concerned, I would 
be quite happy if they eleiminated the noise and reserved
Christmas music for the last two weeks of shopping frenzy. 

Have FUN!
Dear Webby

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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor. --- Elizabeth I It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress. --- Mark Twain Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows. --- David T. Wolf
Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role. Finally, the 10-year-old said to her younger sister, "Well you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Shena Hardin, 32, in Cleveland, Ohio Ohio woman who drove on sidewalk to avoid school bus ordered to wear 'idiot' sign Reported by Lillemor A woman caught on camera driving on a sidewalk to avoid a Cleveland school bus that was unloading children will have to stand at an intersection wearing a sign warning about idiots. Court records show a Cleveland Municipal Court judge on Monday ordered 32-year-old Shena Hardin to stand at an intersection for two days next week. She will have to wear a sign saying: "Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus." The judge ordered her to wear the sign from 7:45 a.m. to 8:45 a.m. both days. Hardin's license was suspended for 30 days and she was ordered to pay $250 in court costs.
Tech Support Pits From: Louise Re: Lost Address Bar Dear Webby, The place on my home page where I type urls to get on the Internet is gone. How do I get it back. Thank you. Louise Dear Louise In the browser, click on VIEW TOOLBARS and put a checkmark on ADDRESS BAR Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Attach Pull Tab To Driver's License When you go to the store and write a check. They want your drivers license, but it's hard to take out of the slot. Put a strip of scotch tape on the end to make a tab. Now you have a pull. Source: A gal came in the store and had it done. Great idea! By Vi M. from Mobridge, SD Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
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Thanks to Sandie for this:
June 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening
From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 2,330
Hernias 4,750
Hemorrhoid Cases 6,420
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast implants 3,593,500
Natural Blondes 13
It was also discovered that 535 traveling members of Congress had no balls. Thought you'd like to know. Once this gets out, the fancy X-Ray portals will probably get scrapped.
Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; whle his hobby was golf. The other night, during a deep sleep, the man yelled, 'Fore!' His wife, also in a deep sleep and not missing a beat, yelled back, 'Four Fifty!'
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Today in 
1631 Pierre Gassendi observes transit of Mercury predicted by Kepler
1789 Bourbon Whiskey, 1st distilled from corn (by Elijah Craig, Bourbon KY) 
1793 Louvre in Paris, opens
1885 Canadian Pacific Railway completed at Craigellachie
1889 Montana admitted as 41st state
1895 Wilhelm Rontgen discovers X-rays
1917 British capture Gaza Palestine from the Turks 
1917 October Revolution (Oct 26 OS) in Russia, Lenin seizes power
1918 Goddard demonstrates tube-launched solid propellant rockets
1944 25,000 Hungarian Jews are loaned to the Nazis for forced labor
1962 Richard Nixon quits politics-You won't have Nixon to kick around
1966 Movie actor Ronald Reagan elected governor of California
1972 President Nixon (R) re-elected defeating George McGovern (D)
1980 Voyager 1 space probe discovers 15th moon of Saturn 
1982 Liz Taylor's 7th divorce (John Warner) 
1985 Colombian troops end 27-hr siege of Bogota's Palace of Justice
1990 100,000 additional US troops are sent to the Persian gulf
1990 Saddam fires his army chief & threatens to destroy Arabian peninsula 
2012  smiled

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