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Good Morning,  !
Today is Sunday, November 11
Remembrance Day
Armistice Day
Veterans Day
Hero's Day
Poppy Day

In Canada, and many other countries, aside from parades
and whatever else is planned for the day, there are 
two minutes of silence at 11:00 am to commemorate the 
soldiers killed or hurt in the wars. The rest of the day is
for the soldiers, who are alive.

Many stores and offices also play "Pittance of Time" just 
before 11:00, to remind people.

If your email rogram hides the movie, you can see it on YouTube at
Pittance Of Time

If you are just traveling in Canada and wonder why everybody 
is wearing a poppy, and has been for a week 
now you know why.

Have FUN!

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Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves. --- Rudyard Kipling The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' --- Ronald Reagan No one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more thoroughly than the one who's giving it. --- Hal Chadwick
>From Anna The Students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a needle through your ears?" "No, they used a special gun." Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?" And another voice piped up: "Did they do both ears with one shot?"
>From Nina Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Bomber. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Billie, were all very attached to Bomber and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Bomber and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family there were no miracles left for Bomber, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for the four-year-old Billie to observe the procedure. They felt as though Billie might learn something from the experience, and realize that Bomber would go gently. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Bomber's Family surrounded him. Billie seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Bomber slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Bomber's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Bomber's death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Billie, who had been listening quietly, piped up, "I know why." Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation. He said, "People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life -- like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?" Everyone nodded their heads in agreement. The four-year-old continued, "Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long."
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A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!" An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to (OLD picture) Shelley Lapsley, 42, in Fort Wayne, Indiana Charged With Insurance Fraud After Brawling With School Bus, Losing Reported by the Weekly Vice Shelley Lapsley, a 42-year-old Fort Wayne woman has been charged after she allegedly punched a school bus with her fists, then attempted to file a false insurance claim. According to Fort Wayne police, Lapsley allegedly submitted a claims report to the Fort Wayne Community School's insurance company, stating that she had been struck by one of their school buses. Lapsley's story fell apart, however, when surveillance video obtained from the bus showed her intentionally punching the bus with her fists. Lapsley was charged with Class D felony insurance fraud.
Tech Support Pits None of the usual Windows 7 defenders, who usually accuse me of not reading the instructions and just badmouthing Microsoft's latest and greatest, have written with any solution to the Windows 7 Phantom Drive problem. From: Carole Re: Problem getting McAfee Carole had a badly infected machine, that the local computer shop was not able to clean, and could not get McAfee with the regular link. No idea whether the McAfee site was too busy, under attack, or whether her virus infection did not allow her to go to McAfee. (Many viruses do that!) So I gave her a couple of back-door links: http://promos.mcafee.com/Offer.aspx?id=419305 or for the Total Protection: http://promos.mcafee.com/Offer.aspx?id=419268 both still with the ID for the big discounts. Then she wrote: Dear Webby, got it . Now tell me, does it remove viruses already on my computer? If not how do I get rid of them? Thanks again. Carole Dear Carole Yes, it sure does! The first time you tell it to scan, it will quarantine or dump anything it finds suspicious. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Sillizzy When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four.
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Aspirin For Cold Fingers and Toes My toes felt frozen throughout the entire month of October and winter was just beginning. I searched for answers on the internet and came across one remedy that I felt was thrifty and worth trying. It said to take one baby/low dose aspirin every day and guess what? It works! By oSandi from Sherwood Park, Alberta ------------------------- Baby Aspirin is a blood thinner. If it makes a big difference, then the heart should be checked soon! It is possible that a bit of blood thinning is all, that is needed, but doing JUST that is messing with the symptoms, not the cause. Get heart and circulation checked out soon! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
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Each year, several giant computer expos at the Convention Center attract mobs of people. I ran into a friend the day after she had gone to one, and asked her about it. "By the time I got there," she said, "it was so crowded you couldn't get a nerd in edgewise."
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>From Barb As a frequent flier, I get annoyed when other passengers disregard the airline attendant's pleas to stay seated when the plane taxies to the gate. One attendant captured my heart by announcing: "The captain will be parking the aircraft at Gate 41 in approximately two minutes. I have seen the captain's car. I am going to remain seated, with the seat-belt securely snugged up."
Sandy: Before and After

Today in 
1620 41 pilgrims land in Massachusetts, sign Mayflower Compact
1647 Massachusetts passes 1st US compulsory school attendance law
1714 A highway in the Bronx is laid out, later renamed East 233rd Street 
1918 Armistice Day-WW I ends at 11 AM
1925 Robert Millikan announces discovery of cosmic rays 
1933 "Great Black Blizzard" 1st great dust storm in the Great Plains
1942 During WW II Germany completes their occupation of France
1975 Australian PM removed by crown 
1988 Oldest known insect fossils (390 million years) reported
1992 General Synod votes for Ordination of women in the UK 
2012  smiled

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