Play Internet Radio on the big stereo 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, November 15

Thank you, Joanne!

I mentioned a few days ago to be careful about taking 
Baby Aspirin or ASA81 without telling your doctor, since it
thins your blood. Quite often a doctor will advise excatly 
that, so why is it bad to just sneak it as a home remedy?

Because it DOES thin the blood, it may be masking symptoms,
that the body intends to send as warning signals, that something
needs to be taken care of.

If you tell your doctor, or if he tells you to take ASA81, 
then he takes that into consideration. "Considering she takes
ASA81, and still has ...." 

I definitely don't say Aspirin is bad stuff, especially in low
doses like that. Just tell your doctor to take it into 
consideration, when you mention any other symptoms.

ASA81 is very cheap, about $5 for 300 at Costco or $6+
for 30 at downtown drug stores.

By the way, pickled beets accomplish the same thing and
can lower your blood pressure faster than an elevator.
If something or other causes a blood pressure spike so severe,
that I get a nose bleed, which happens about once every 
second year, I quickly open a jar of pickled beets, add some
diced onion and enjoy a beet salad. Blood pressure normalizes
almost instantly and behaves for another year or two. 

Have FUN!

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"Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is just part of the cycle." --- Eric Zorn "Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open." --- Elmer G. Letterman
Since I had been selling water beds for almost four years, I thought I had heard every question imaginable. But then a customer asked me, "Can you deliver it filled with water?" Stunned, I replied, "Are you kidding? It would weigh over twelve hundred pounds!" After a short pause, she said, "Could you do it if I helped you carry it in?"
Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, "How come you aren't married?" John: "I haven't found the right woman yet." George: "So what are you looking for?" John: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and house keeper, she's got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality -- and money, she's got to have money, and a nice big house wouldn't hurt either." George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!" John: "Oh, it's okay, if she is crazy."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Danielle Reed, 23, in Jacksonville, Florida Teacher jailed for screwing gossipy Mama's Boy Reported by the Weekly Vice Danielle Reed, a 23-year-old English teacher at Atlantic Coast High School was jailed Friday after she allegedly had sex with a student. According to police, an investigation was launched Friday when officers were called to the boy's school and he admitted to having oral sex and sexual intercourse with Reed on multiple occasions. Investigators say the alleged relationship lasted from March 1 to June 15, 2012. The student's mother met Reed at some point in the relationship when Reed picked the boy up at his home. During the visit, Reed allegedly pretended to be the mother of a student who had recently befriended the alleged "victim". The mother did not clue in that a 23 year old teacher was not likely the mother of a 16 -18 year old. Reed then took the boy to her home where the two spent the night together. The boy told his mother about the sexual relationship about a month after it ended Reed was booked into the Duval County Jail and charged with two counts of sexual battery on a victim older than 12 but under 18. She is being held in lieu of $150,003 bond. Her teaching carreer is finished.
Tech Support Pits From: Lee Re: Play Internet Radio on the stereo Dear Webby, I have been a subscriber to your humor letter for a long time, and I still enjoy reading it very much. You do seem to be quite adept at answering computer questions, so I hope that you can help me. I love listening to internet radio and currently do on my computer speakers, but I am wondering how I could play the stream through my stereo, and what is the best and easiest way to go about doing it? Thank You Very Much for your time and efforts in this matter. Sincerely, Lee Dear Lee Check on your stereo for some connectors labelled AUX or AUX INPUT Often those are in the back. Connect from the speaker outlet on the computer to the AUX input on the stereo. Switch the stereo's function to AUX and now you can finally hear the music the way it was intended to be heard. The computer output going to the little speakers is from the green socket. Normally you have a 3 wire cable running to the first of the speakers, the one with power and volume controls. One of those three wires is usually "identified". Sometimes that is with a ridge on the plastic, or the middle of the three, or a color. That is the common wire. If you have to extend it with 2-wire speaker wire, connect one of each pair to that common one, and the other to one of the outside wires. On the stereo the AUX INput is usually four screw terminals or spring clips, two of them labelled "L" and two of the "R" or right. Connect one cable to the "L" pair and the other to the "R" pair. Turn the function selector ofd the stereo to AUX, and instead of the little computer speakers, the big stereo speakers now produce the sound. This of course also works great for hands free calling via Skype. Just leave the pink microphone plug from the head set pkugged in. Have FUN! DearWebby
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From teachers exams in Florida: Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. ******** Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. ******** Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. ******** Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. ******* Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. ******** Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. ******** Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. ******** Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. ******** Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen). A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U. ******** Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. ******** Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby. ******** Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A: The Caesarean Section is the red light district in Rome. ******** Q: What does the word "benign" mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Daily tip from Know Your Computer Repair Person When you hand over your computer to a repair service, do you realize that once they get your computer to function, EVERY bit of personal (and possibly financial) information is at their disposal. My advice is to find a local repair person that you feel you can trust; not hand it over to a company that will send it to their repair center. Who is working on it, and will they invade your privacy? At least if you deal with an individual, you have a better chance of not being invaded. If so, at least you have a 'starting source'. By cajun62234 from Collinsville Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot. When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, "I don't mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?" To which the trucker replied, "Sorry, can't talk now, I have 20 tons of canarries and a 10 ton limit, so i have to keep half of them flying at all times."
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Today in 
1492 Christopher Columbus notes 1st recorded reference to tobacco
1660 1st kosher butcher (Asser Levy) licensed in NYC(New Amsterdam) 
1763 Charles Mason & Jeremiah Dixon begin surveying Mason-Dixon 
    Line between Pennsylvania & Maryland 
1806 Explorer Zebulon Pike sights Pikes Peak 
1864 Sherman burns Atlanta
1937 1st congressional session in air-conditioned chambers 
1939 Nazis begin mass murder of Warsaw Jews
1939 Social Security Administration approves 1st unemployment check
1940 1st 75,000 men called to armed forces duty during peacetime 
1954 1st regularly scheduled commercial flights over North Pole begins 
1957 US sentences Soviet spy Rudolf Ivanovich Abel to 30 years & $3,000
1969 250,000 demonstrate in Wash DC against the Vietnam War
1977 President Jimmy Carter welcomes Shah of Iran
1988 PLO proclaims the State of Palestine, recognizes Israeli existence 
1988 Soviet space shuttle makes unmanned maiden flight (2 orbits) 
1999 Transit of Mercury visible in North America 
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