When should I switch from ink to Laser printes ? 



Good Morning,  !
Today is Saturday, November 17

Just like they did after Hurricane Katrina, Russia sent their
big huge jets loaded with blankets, foodstuffs, medicine and 
relief goods to New York and New Jersey. They said they 
could have sent the goods earlier, but until now there was 
no organization ready to receive and distribute the goods.

That is something to keep in mind! 
When the world wants to help, there needs to be some 
fast and furious organizing to receive and distribute goods.

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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"Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties." --- Abraham Lincoln In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. --- Woody Allen "If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down." --- Ray Bradbury We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. --- Will Rogers
On a high school science quiz, there was the question, "When water becomes ice which of its physical properties increases?" Everyone answered, "Its volume.." Except one wise guy who wrote, "When water becomes ice, its price increases."
A man approached his family physician and said, "Doc, I'm afraid you'll have to remove my wife's tonsils one of these days." The doctor pulled out the family's medical file and exclaimed, "Why, I removed them six years ago! Did you ever hear of a woman having two sets of tonsils?" "No," the husband retorted, "but you've heard of widowers marrying again, haven't you?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Tammi Estep, 36, in Horry County, South Carolina Jailed After Photographing Toddlers And A Baby With Joints In Their Mouths Reported by the Weekly Vice Beth Ann Hensley, a 51-year-old Leslie County woman, and her daughter, Tracy Hensley, were jailed after they photographed several children smoking marijuana and attempted to develop the photographs at a local store. According to the Leslie County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched when employees at a photo mart discovered multiple UNPAID photographs of children with joints in their mouths and called police. Investigators say Beth Hensley brought film to a local store to be developed, but later returned to the store and cancelled her order, even though the photographs had already been developed, Hensley left the store without the photographs. The woman's behavior annoyed the employees and made them suspicious, so they looked at the photographs in question and found several images of children with marijuana cigarettes and pipes in their mouths. Some photographs showed adults lighting the marijuana cigarettes while other photographs showed the children handling marijuana. One of the children photographed with marijuana was just one year old. The other children photographed were between the ages of 3 and 5 years old. Beth Hensley, the woman who dropped the photographs off at the store for processing, has been identified as the childrens' grandmother. After officers viewed the photographs, they drove to Hensley's residence with child welfare workers in tow. When officers entered the home, they found 24 marijuana plants and an undisclosed amount of processed marijuana. Officers then went to the residence of Tracy Hensley, who is listed in the arrest affidavit as the childrens' mother. Officers found 5 children living in the residence, many of which were matched to the incriminating photographs. Beth Hensley claimed that the "marijuana cigarettes" in the pictures actually contained tobacco. She also told a local station that she took the pictures because she wanted her grandchildren to see how "crazy their grandmother was" when they got older. Tracy Hensley was booked into jail and charged with unlawful transaction with a minor and child endangerment. Beth Hensley was booked into jail and charged with cultivation and trafficking marijuana.
Tech Support Pits From: Jody Re: Ink versus Laser printer Dear Webby, At what point should one change from ink to laser printer? Jody Dear Jody Actually, ink is in the middle, not at one end. If you print just a few pages once in a while, often a month or more apart, then you need a laser printer. It does not dry out or clog up or get unpredictable from infrequent use. A laser printer does not care if you stretch a toner cartridge out to last ten or twenty years. Then in the middle is the small but regular use, maybe three or four pages per week, every week. A cheap inkjet printer can usually handle that quite nicely. Keep in mind that with the really cheap printers they really try to get you with the ink. Some of those ultra-cheap inkjet printers are almost free, but the ink cartridges are ridiculously expensive. Don't worry about that, just get the ink from Atlantic. However, even though their ink is very affordable, don't get seven year's worth! Even their high quality cartridges don't last unless they are used. Just get one to use and one as a spare. On the other end are the lasers. Be careful with HP printers! They put "Laser"into the names of some of their ink squirters. Check whether they use ink or toner. Real laser printers use toner, a dry, waxy powder, that will probably last forever. Good laser printers wake up from sleep, when not in use for a long time, and you hear them doing a self check, counting all their marbles and checking every component, and also stirring each toner cartridge to make sure the dry powder does not cake or solidify at the bottom of a cartridge. Then it goes to sleep again. A laser printer naturally costs more than an ink squirter does, however, you can get excellent black-only laser printers for well under $100, with fantastic cost per page economy. Yes, with lasers the cost per page is about one thenth of what it would cost you to print the same with ink. And they never clog up. They just run out of paper. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother remarked..."doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?" Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed." This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?" "Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Use Plastic Hooks to Hang Plastic Grocery Bags in Trash Bin I like to recycle plastic grocery bags in my kitchen garbage container. I bought a package of self-adhesive plastic cup hooks at the dollar store and put two on the inside of the trash can on the right and two more on the left. The handles of the plastic bags hang on the hooks, holding them up and open. When the bag is full, pull it off the hooks and tie it shut with the two handles. I have not bought garbage bags in 25 years. By Libadmin Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
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It was dead winter and colder than hell, when Billy Bob noticed his outdoor toilet was full. Now that was a problem he didn't know how to handle, so Billy searched out Clem for advice. Clem told Billy that the thought they could use dynamite to clean out the hole. He just happened to have a few sticks left from a job he done the past summer. The next day Clem went over to Billy's house and they both looked down the hole. Clem said, "Yep, its full. I think this one will take two sticks!" So he and Billy got busy, put the dynamite in the hole and put a long fuse to it. They were standing behind the wood pile nearby when Billy's wife Sally came running out of the house and headed straight for the toilet. Billy and Clem both yelled and hollered for Sally to stop, but she kept going and said, "I don't have time to stop and talk, I gotta take care of business." WELL lo and behold, Sally no more than got seated and the whole toilet blew up. Boards and shit flew all over. Sally picked herself off the ground, looked at Billy and Clem and said, "WHEW, I am sure glad that I didn't let that one go in the house!" --------------------- Believe it or not, but that method is actually quite popular in the arctic. However, there outhouses are built on skids, and for blowing over the frozen pyramid down below, the outhouse is hitched up to the sled dogs and towed 20 feet upwind.
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There once was a king who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The King looked at all the pictures, but there were only two he really liked and he had to choose between them. One picture was of a calm lake. The lake was a perfect mirror for peaceful towering mountains were all around it. Overhead was a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. All who saw this picture thought that it was a perfect picture of peace. The other picture had mountains too. But these were rugged and bare. Above was an angry sky from which rain fell, in which lightening played. Down the side of the mountain tumbled a foaming waterfall. This did not look peaceful at all. But when the King looked, he saw behind the waterfall a tiny bush growing in a crack in the rock. In the bush a mother bird had built her nest. There, in the midst of the rush of angry water, sat the mother bird on her nest ... perfect peace. Which picture do you think won the prize? The King chose the second picture. Do you know why? "Because," explained the King, "peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your heart. That is the real meaning of peace."
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Today in 
1278 680 Jews arrested (293 hanged) in England for 
   counterfeiting coins 
1558 Elizabeth I ascends English throne upon 
  death of Queen Mary 
1869 Suez Canal opens (Egypt) 
1913 Panama Canal opens
1938 Italy passes their own version of the anti-Jewish 
  Nuremberg laws
1959 De Beers firm of South Africa announces synthetic diamond
1966 Leonids meteor shower peaks (150,000+ per hour) 
1967 Surveyor 6 becomes 1st man-made object to lift off the Moon
1993 US Congress votes for NAFTA
2012  smiled


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