How does a laser printer work? 

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Today is Sunday, November 18

I am going to change my route for waking, depending on
wind direction, so that I walk against the wind in the first 
part, and return with the wind at my back. 
With the wind at my back, I don't notice the cold, but it
sure bites the face walking agasint it!

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In a world awash in debt, power shifts to creditors. --- Fareed Zakaria The love of truth lies at the root of much humor. --- Robertson Davies
The Father, passing thru the son's college town late one night on a business trip, thought he would pay a surprise visit to the boy. Arriving at the fraternity house, he knocked on the door. After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second floor window. "Whaddya want?" "Does Jimmy Duncan live here?" asked the father. "Yeah!" replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch and we'll drag him in in the morning."
Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a Kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too long." The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions here, I must get something off my chest too. I am a Nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we have been friends for too long." "Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a Lesbian. But do not worry, I will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship." The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also. I am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Carmela Benevento, 50, in Sarasota, Florida Jailed After Stabbing Property Manager With Landscaping Light Reported by the Weekly Vice Carmela Benevento, a 50-year-old Sarasota woman was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly stabbed a Siesta Key Bungalows manager with a landscaping light after she was told to vacate the premises. According to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office, Benevento became angry when the property manager, 39-year-old Lisa Chavez Barrera, told Benevento that she needed to vacate the property. In retaliation, Benevento allegedly ripped a landscaping light out of the ground and stabbed the manager in the stomach with the sharp end of the light. Witnesses told deputies that Benevento then threatened a bystander with the same landscaping light. The victim was taken to a local hospital, where she was treated for non-life threatening injuries. Benevento was booked into jail and charged with one count of aggravated battery and one count of aggravated assault. More charges may be added.
Tech Support Pits From: Rod Re: How does a laser printer work? Dear Webby, I can understand how an inkjet printer works by squirting ink, but a laser printer is a total mystery to me. I know it is not burning the paper, so how does it really work? Rod Dear Rod Toner has very fine iron powder in it. The printer has a drum with a strong electromagnet in one side of it, but with a shiny plastic coating, that gets a strong static charge, like a cat can get from a plastic comb. That charge, that makes a cat's hairs repell each other and stand up, repels the toner, even though the magnet inside tried to attract it. When a sharp laser light is pointed at that plastic coating, the static at that spot is neutralized, and the magnet can attract toner at that spot. As the drum turns, it passes under the paper, which carries static from a wire, and the toner jumps from the drum onto the paper. Right after that the paper passes between heated rollers, that melt the waxy toner powder into the paper. That is why the paper coming out of a laser printer feels hot, not because of the laser. The lasers used are like the cold LED laser pointers, not the hot burning lasers. The fans that you hear are just making sure the radiating heat from the hot fuser rollers is not heating up the rest of the machine. Have FUN! DearWebby
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At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony. " I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday: I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church meeting that night. The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God's work or nothing at all. So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God. I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a rich man today." As he finished it was clear that everyone had been moved by this man's story. But, as he took his seat, a little old lady sitting in the same pew leaned over and said: "Wonderful story! I dare you to do it again!"
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Today in 
1307 William Tell shoots apple off his son's head
1421 Zuider Zee floods 72 villages, killing an estimated 
   10,000 in Netherlands
1820 US Navy Captain Nathaniel B Palmer discovers Antarctica
1883 Standard time zones established by railroads in US & Canada 
1903 Hay-Bunau-Varilla Treaty gives US exclusive canal 
   rights in Panama 
1909 US invades Nicaragua, later overthrows elected 
   President Zelaya
1928 Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse debuts in NY in 
   "Steamboat Willie" 
1929 Large quake in Atlantic breaks Transatlantic cable in 
   28 places
1936 Germany & Italy recognized Spanish government of Franco
1936 Main span of Golden Gate Bridge joined 
1958 1st true reservoir in Jerusalem opens
1990 Saddam offers to free an estimated 2,000 men held in Kuwait
1991 France deports Marlon's daughter Cheyenne Brando to Tahiti 
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