iexplore attack 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, November 21

Thank you Gordon!

Got my yearly physical done today. Somehow I missed last
year. Sugar was OK, weight had crept up a bit, but Cholesterol
was too low! Huh? Yes, the BAD cholesterol was apparently
0.23, and they did not know what causes that.

So I told them that that always happens before somebody dies,
never afterwards. They were not so sure about that, though.
So now they are probably going to check some mummies.

Have FUN!

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Ignorance does not exempt us from suffering. Knowledge protects us from suffering." --- JosÚ Silva You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light. --- Vicomte de Chateaubriand
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" "Beef tongue," replies the butcher! The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, "No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal's mouth!" The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman's shopping cart, "I see you're buying a dozen eggs!"
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney. "Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher, "They say I died!!!" "Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from???"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Julie Franck, 36, Chicago, Illinois Jailed After Repeatedly Using Stun Gun On Her Own Mother Before Stealing $40,000 Engagement Ring Julie Franck, a 36-year-old Chicago woman was jailed Friday after she and an accomplice allegedly Tased her own mother 15 times before fleeing with a $40,000 engagement ring. According to Chicago police, on October 9th, Franck and an accomplice reportedly donned ski masks and then broke into her 55-year-old mother's residence to rob her. During the robbery, Franck and the accomplice used a stun gun on her mother 15 times before stealing a $40,000 engagement ring, several credit cards and $200 in cash. Before Franck was able to flee the scene, a neighbor who was at the residence pulled off Franck's ski mask and was able to identify her as the victim's daughter. The victim was taken to a local hospital where she was treated and released for non-life threatening injuries. Franck, who is currently pregnant, was booked into the Cook County Jail and charged with armed robbery. She is currently being held in lieu of $300,000 bail. The accomplice has not yet been identified, and no information was available as to why Franck wasn't arrested until more than a month after the assault.
Tech Support Pits From: Joy Re: iexplore Dear Webby, Iexplore has appeared on my computer and is causing problems, such as crashes, etc. I have completely restored my computer and run all sorts of scans, but nothing works. Can you tell me how to get rid of it? Joy Dear Joy iexplore is the code name for Internet Explorer. That in turn is caused by a bug called Windows. All kidding aside, iexplore (Internet Explorer) is a necessary part of Windows, even if you use a different browser. A lot of things don't work properly if you try to get rid of iexplore. If your computer has any problems, they are elsewhere. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Ann I asked d the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'putering', And I had to answer "yes." He told me to get off my butt And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up... The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the topside. That really did the trick... I was just admiring my work... I didn't mean to 'click.' But click, I did, and oops I found A real absorbing site That I got SO way into... I was into it all night.<> Nothing's changed except my mouse It's very, very shiny. I guess my house will stay a mess... While I sit here on my hiney .
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The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered. "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" Mr. Cohen turned to his wife... "Show him your tooth, Sarah."
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During parachute class the instructor took time to anwser any of our silly First Timer Questions. One guy asked: "If our chute doesn't open.....and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have til we hit the ground?" Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan anwsered: "The whole rest of your life."
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Today in 
1783 Pilstre de Rozier & Marquis d'Arlandes 1st 
   free balloon flight 
1794 Honolulu Harbor discovered
1818 Russia's Czar Alexander I petitions for a Jewish state
   in Palestine 
1877 Tom Edison announces his "talking machine" invention
1935 1st commercial crossing of Pacific by plane (China Clipper) 
1977 1st flight of the Concorde (London to New York) 
1990 Signing of Declaration of "End of Cold war" in Paris 
2012  smiled

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