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Today is Friday, November 23
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

Hamas claims victory in the completed 8 day confrontation
with Israel. The Israelis are glad that this round of 
"cutting the grass" is over, for now. 

In a way, the Palestinians DID win. Hillary used her skills
at being owly to intimidate the heads of the numerous factions
of Palestinians enough, so that they meekly decided to 
cooperate, just to placate the ol dragon.

In the short run, they might even cooperate a bit, but in the
long run, they will diverge and go their separate ways again.
It's the Palestinian way. 

The real winners, though, were Iran and the USA.
Both sold an awful lot of missiles. 

Originally England split "The Holy Land" in such a way as
to guarantee future weapons sales. They were quite successful
at that, even though they got marginalized and only supply 
unarmed reporters in that particular conflict.

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Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. --- Samuel Johnson You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. --- Indira Gandhi
While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the audience. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier waved a second time. Back in the barracks after the parade, the DI stormed in and barked for Jones to come front and center. "Son, you knew I was going to see you," he screamed. "You knew it was wrong. Aren't you afraid of me?" "Yes, sir!" replied Jones. "But you don't know my mother!"
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!!!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Jason Price, 49 in South Salt Lake, Utah Jailed After Attempting To Slay Child's Pet Rabbit With Sword During Sleepover Reported by The Weekly Vice Jason Price, a 49-year-old Utah man, was jailed Tuesday after he allegedly attacked a child's pet rabbit with a sword while he was a guest in the family's home. According to South Salt Lake Police, Price had been invited to spend the night with a family friend last week when the home owner woke up at about 5 a.m. Tuesday to the sound of his daughter screaming. When the home owner went to investigate, he found Price attempting to hold the rabbit down with one hand while wielding a 2 1/2 foot sword in the other hand. Investigators say Price was attempting to hold the rabbit still so he could kill the animal. When Price was confronted by the home owner, he retaliated by slicing the man's hand with the sword before fleeing the scene. Price was located a few blocks away from the victims' home and taken into custody. He was booked into jail and charged with aggravated assault and cruelty to animals. The rabbit reportedly suffered an injured leg during the attack.
Tech Support Pits From: Patti Re: Not getting the Humor Letter at both addresses Dear Webby, I get Dear Webby at home with a different email address. Because life is perverse, I can't use that email account at work. I would, however, like to get Dear Webby Humor Letter at this address as well, sometimes RoadRunner eats my mail. Sometimes I want to read stuff at work. I tried to subscribe with this email address, my work address. It told me that I can't subscribe because my address is already in the database. I got today's issue at home and have not gotten it at this address. Something is amiss. Checking two different accounts on a frequent basis is about all I can manage. I would really like to get the humor letter at this address. Thank you Patti Dear Patti When it tells you that you are already on the database, then that means the Humor Letter is being sent out to you every morning. If you don't see it, then your spam control is eating it. Putting "" into your friends list of all of your mail programs should take care of that problem. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Gramma Jones tripped on the stairs and broke her leg. The doctor put a cast on it and warned that she wasn't to use the stairs until the cast came off. Four months later he removed the cast and pronounced her well on the way to recovery. "Oh good," she responded. "Is it all right for me to walk the stairs now?" "Yes," said the doctor, "if you will promise to be careful." "I can't tell you what a relief it will be," she sighed. "It was such a nuisance crawling outside and shinnying up and down that drainpipe to my fifth floor apartment all the time!"
Daily tip from Cut Pancakes, Waffles Or Sausage With Scissors Cut Pancakes, Waffles Or Sausage With Scissors While working with special needs students/children, I've learned some quick and easy ways to cut their breakfast. I use a pair of clean scissors to make bite sized pieces. The use of plastic knives (usually not available for safety reasons anyway) with Styrofoam trays did not work very well. With the food cut in manageable pieces, the students/children can now use a fork and have good manners! This is also a great idea for toddlers with busy moms/care takers. By Beverly C. from Hanover Twp., PA A 3" - 4" rolling wheel pizza cutter works even better. It works fine even with waffles, that are loaded with berries and whipped cream, and of course any type of pizza. You can usually get them for $5 - $15 and as long as you don't use them for cutting linoleum, you can even use them to cut cloth for sewing projects. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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On the outskirts of town, there was huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence. Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered, "It's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery." He cycled down the road fast as he could and found an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "You won't believe what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls." The man said, "Shooo, you brat, can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as it is." But after several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's see if we can see the devil himself." Shivering with fear, they peered through the fence, yet they were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Satan. At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you. That's all. Now let's go get those two nuts by the fence, and we'll be done." They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy with the bicycle..
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A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police. "For example," he said, "when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. I could have sworn to it. But then I remembered that I left in on my nightstand in my bedroom." When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him "Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn't sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme?" "What?" said the judge, "I didn't send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What did you do?" "I gave it to the first one," said the wife, "he knew exactly where it was."
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Today in 
1832 French take Antwerp in liberation of Belgium 
1835 Henry Burden patents Horseshoe manufacturing machine, Troy, NY 
1852 Just past midnight, a sharp jolt causes Lake Merced to drop 30' (9m) 
1863 Patent granted for a process of making color photographs 
1868 Louis Ducos du Hauron patents trichrome color photo process 
1899 1st jukebox (Palais Royal Hotel, San Francisco) 
1948 Lens to provide zoom effects patented-FG Back 
1960 Tiros 2, a weather satellite is launched 
1980 4,800 die in series of earthquakes that devastated southern Italy 
1985 58 die as Egyptian commandos storm hijacked Egyptair jet in Malta
1991 Evander Hollyfield retains HW boxing title, KOs Bert Cooper in 7
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