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Language is the source of misunderstandings. --- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. --- Dandemis I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. --- Tom Stoppard There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that the older generation didn't outgrow. --- Socratex
As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area. I heard one man say to his wife, "Look, honey, here comes your anesthesiologist."
"How does Janice like being pregnant?" asked friend John. "Oh, she's not pregnant," John replied, "she's expecting." "What's the difference?" asked. "Well, John explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet, etc."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Ray Charron, 37, Land O'Lakes, Florida Jailed After Climbing Up Tree To Avoid Arrest, Refused To Come Back Down For Eleven Hours Reported by The Weekly Vice Ray Charron, a 37-year-old Florida man was jailed Saturday after he allegedly tried to steal a man's bike, then fled police by climbing up a tree. According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to the intersection of Bell Lake and Padgett roads after the victim called 911 to report that his bike had been stolen. When deputies arrived, the victim stated that he had been riding his bike when Charron pushed him off the bike and then placed it into the bed of his truck. When the deputy tried to question Charron about the incident, he became combative and fought with the officer. When the deputy called for assistance, Charron used the opportunity to climb up a 30-foot tree. Deputies repeatedly asked Charron to come back down, but he refused, creating an 11-hour stand-off with deputies that lasted from 2 p.m. that afternoon until 1 a.m. when Charron finally surrendered. Charron was booked into the Pasco County Jail and charged with robbery, battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest. Bail in his case has been set at $15,000. Charron has a long list of prior offenses that include battery, domestic battery, criminal mischief, contempt of court and robbery.
Tech Support Pits From: Verna Re: How do I get rid of icon borders? Dear Webby, I was mucking with my Desktop and as a result there are borders around the icons again! Tried some of the solutions on the net - but not working like whatever you told me before. OS is XP. Thanks again for your help. Here you see me Cow checking in winter, Beechy style Verna Dear Verna With XP it usually helps to make sure that the icons are not aligned to a grid. Right-click on the destop, andgo from there and take checkmarks off until things look OK again. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her 2 sons, the older 5 and the younger 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here," she said, "he would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
Daily tip from Cut Pancakes, Waffles Or Sausage With Scissors Cut Pancakes, Waffles Or Sausage With Scissors While working with special needs students/children, I've learned some quick and easy ways to cut their breakfast. I use a pair of clean scissors to make bite sized pieces. The use of plastic knives (usually not available for safety reasons anyway) with Styrofoam trays did not work very well. With the food cut in manageable pieces, the students/children can now use a fork and have good manners! This is also a great idea for toddlers with busy moms/care takers. By Beverly C. from Hanover Twp., PA A 3" - 4" rolling wheel pizza cutter works even better. It works fine even with waffles, that are loaded with berries and whipped cream, and of course any type of pizza. You can usually get them for $5 - $15 and as long as you don't use them for cutting linoleum, you can even use them to cut cloth for sewing projects. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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Two little girls were sitting in the lunchroom of an elementary school in Beverly Hills. "Guess what," one said. "Mommy's getting married again, so I'll have a new daddy." "Really," said the other girl. "Who's she marrying?" "Winston James, the famous director." "Oh, you'll like him," the other girl exclaimed. "He was my daddy last fall."
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A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. Again, a week after the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens." "Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well!" "Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too close together!"
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166 -BC- Origin of Era of Maccabees 
1639 1st observation of transit of Venus occurred
1759 Destructive eruption of Vesuvius 
1859 Charles Darwin publishes "On the Origin of Species" 
1874 Joseph F Glidden patents barbed wire 
1903 Clyde Coleman of NYC patents automobile electric starter
1944 US bombers based on Saipan, 1st attack Tokyo 
1949 Britain nationalizes its steel & iron industry 
1963 1st live murder on TV-Jack Ruby shoots Lee Harvey Oswald
1966 400 die of respiratory failure & heart attack in killer NYC smog
1983 PLO exchanges 6 Israeli prisoners for 4,500 
   Palestinians & Lebanese 
1989 Communist Party resigns in Czechoslovakia 
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