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>From Mona: I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, "Do I click the square?" I said yes. She asked me, "Single click or double click?"
At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen. "Patty," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?" "That I did." "And you are a bricklayer! It sure is a funny world. Things in life aren't divided equally, are they?" "No, that they ain't," agreed Patty, as he proudly slapped the mortar along the line of bricks. "My poor brother is such a klutz, he couldn't lay a brick to save his life!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Lisa Footer, Teacher Caught Having Sex With Student In Convenience Store Parking Lot Reported by The Weekly Vice Lisa Footer, a 44-year-old Spanish teacher at Canandaigua Academy was charged Wednesday after she allegedly had an ongoing sexual relationship with a 16-year-old student. According to police, an investigation was launched Saturday after she was caught having sex with the student in a convenience store parking lot. Footer was reportedly introduced to the student by a third party during the summer. A sexual relationship quickly developed between Footer and the student, which continued for several months. Investigators say sexual encounters between the pair occurred in various locations, including the home Footer shares with her husband and two sons. Police do not believe any sexual encounters took place on school grounds. Footer was booked into jail and charged with third-degree sexual abuse, forcible touching and endangering the welfare of a child. Footer has also been placed on administrative leave by the school district pending the outcome of the investigation.
Tech Support Pits From: Renee Re: Google-Earth placemarks Dear Webby I have Google-Earth placemarks, those .kmz files, but when I send them to people, they can't do anything with them. What am I doing wrong? Renee Dear Renee Just the placemark alone does not give them a link to install Google-Earth. Open the program, go to the place that you want to share, rightclick on your placemark and select email. That opens a mail and you can type in the addresses of your friends. They will then get an email that will open Google-Earth, if they have it, and fly to the placemark, or it will help them download and install it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father to her office. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she complained. "Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!"
Daily tip from Use Binder Clips in the Kitchen I use binder clips in my kitchen. They keep chip bags closed tightly. Along with using on cold cereal bags or any bag that needs to stay closed inside of a box or on it's own. I also use them to keep frozen vegetable bags tightly closed. The freezer does not hurt them and they are still easy to use. They are easier to use and handle than twisting wire. By fun2go from Frankfort, IL Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground. The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. The second threw his watch and made only two steps before hearing his watch shatter. The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch. "How did you do that?" asked one of his friends. "Easy, my watch is 20 minutes slow."
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When a woman wears leather clothing, A man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? Because she smells like a new truck.
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Today in 
1703 Bristol England damaged by hurricane, Royal Navy loses 
   15 warships
1716 1st lion exhibited in America (Boston)
1778 Capt Cook discovers Maui (Sandwich Islands) 
1832 1st streetcar railway in America starts operating (NYC)
1885 1st meteor photograph
1940 After they riot, Nazis force 500,000 Warsaw Jews to live 
   in walled ghetto
1941 Lebanon gains independence from France
1950 China enters Korean conflict, sends troops across 
   Yalu River 
1965 France launches 1st satellite, 92 lb (42 kg) (Asterix) 
1966 1st major tidal power plant opens at Rance estuary, France 
1983 Heathrow Airport, robbed of 6,800 gold bars worth 
   $38.7 million 
1990 Matsushita purchases MCA for $6.6 billion
1990 Mikhail Gorbachev tells Iraq to get out of Kuwait
1991 Condoms are handed out to thousands of NY High School students 
2012  smiled

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