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It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. --- William G. McAdoo A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. --- William S. Burroughs
My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away. When I popped in one evening to see how he was managing, and he crowed, "I made a cake, frosted it, washed the kitchen windows, cleaned all the cupboards, scrubbed the kitchen floor, walls and ceiling and even had a bath." I was about to concede that perhaps he was a better manager than his wife, when he added sheepishly, "When I was making the chocolate frosting, I forgot to turn off the mixer before taking the beaters out of the bowl, so I had to do all the rest."
Both sides of our family turned out for my wife's college graduation. After the dean finished awarding all the diploma's, he requested, "Will all the 'cum laudes' please stand up?" My mother-in-law leaned over and whispered, "Wow! The Cum Laude family sure has a lot of kids!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Shenika Allsup, 27, Annapolis, Maryland Jailed After Repeatedly Stabbing Brother In Neck During Thanksgiving Dinner Reported by The Weekly Vice Shenika Allsup, a 27-year-old Annapolis woman was jailed on Thursday after she allegedly stabbed her brother in the neck with a serving fork during Thanksgiving dinner. According to Annapolis police, Allsup and her half-brother, 23-year-old Antionio Wallace, got into a heated argument Thanksgiving day which turned violent around 9:30 p.m. as the pair were finishing up dinner. That's when Allsup reportedly picked up a large serving fork and repeatedly stabbed her brother in the neck with it. When officers arrived on the scene, they found the victim with two stab wounds at the base of his neck, and blood on his t-shirt. He was taken to the Anne Arundel Medical Center where he was treated for non life- threatening injuries. Allsup was booked into jail and charged with first-degree assault, second-degree assault, and reckless endangerment. She is currently being held in lieu of a $1,000,000 bond.
Tech Support Pits From: Renee Re: Google-Earth placemarks Dear Webby I have Google-Earth placemarks, those .kmz files, but when I send them to people, they can't do anything with them. What am I doing wrong? Renee Dear Renee Just the placemark alone does not give them a link to install Google-Earth. Open the program, go to the place that you want to share, rightclick on your placemark and select email. That opens a mail and you can type in the addresses of your friends. They will then get an email that will open Google-Earth, if they have it, and fly to the placemark, or it will help them download and install it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time." I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson. The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.
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Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. A couple of boys noticed something interesting about the placement of the story in the Bible. They slipped into the church and glued two pages of the pulpit Bible together. The next Sunday, the preacher got up to read his text. "Noah took unto himself a wife," he began, "and she was" - he turned the page to continue - "three hundred cubits long, fifty wide and thirty high." He paused, scratched his head, turned the page back, read it silently, and turned the page again. Then he looked up at his congregation and said, "I've been reading this old Bible for near fifty years, but there are some things in it that still amaze me."
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Cow! A talking chicken!'"
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Today in 
1701 Anders Celsius Sweden, scientist, inventor, was born
1095 Pope Urban II preaches to 1st Crusade 
1895 Alfred Nobel establishes Nobel Prize 
1942 French navy at Toulon scuttles ships & subs so 
   Nazis don't take them
1951 1st rocket to intercept an airplane, White Sands, NM 
1971 Soviet Mars 2 becomes 1st spacecraft to land on Mars
2012  smiled


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