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The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane. --- Nikola Tesla
A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. After she pays her fee, the psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?" The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, "Grandmother? Is that you?" "Yes granddaughter, it's me." "It's really, really you, grandmother?", the woman repeats. "Yes, it's really me, granddaughter." The woman looks puzzled, "You're sure it's you, grandmother?" "Yes, granddaughter, I'm sure it's me." The woman pauses a moment, "Grandmother, I have just one question for you." "Anything, my child." "Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?"
>From Boris Things are always going wrong with a house. Yesterday, my wife called the plumber and when he came in he said, "Where's the drip?" She said, "Upstairs trying to fix the leak!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to William Bailey. 43, Canton, Ohio Sentenced To A Month In Jail After Taunting 10-Year-Old Girl With Cerebral Palsy At Bus Stop Reported by The Weekly Vice William Bailey, a 43-year-old Ohio man, was sentenced to a month in jail Tuesday after he was found guilty of harassing a 10-year-old girl with cerebral palsy by imitating the way she walks. According to police, an investigation was launched in September of this year after Bailey was caught on video taunting the girl at a bus stop. Investigators say victim, 10-year-old Hope Holcomb-Knight, was being harassed by kids on the school bus - but the situation got worse when Bailey joined in humiliation by dragging his leg behind him as he walked his son to their car at the bus stop. Bailey's son also mocked the girl by dragging his leg behind him. The incident was recorded on a cell phone camera by a family member who was waiting inside her car at the bus stop. The video was uploaded to YouTube and went viral as a result, and the publicity more or less forced the cops to do something about it. "It makes me sick too, to think that a grown man would tease a 10-year-old disabled girl that has never done a thing to any of them for no reason," said Mike Knight to a local news reporter. "Now she doesn't want to get on the bus and go to school." The taunting was reportedly just one of several incidents of harassment that have occurred between the two families over the past two years. Bailey, who lives next door to the Knight family, was arrested and charged with aggravated menacing and disorderly conduct. At trial, Bailey reportedly pleaded 'no contest' to the charges and was sentence to 29 days in jail.
Tech Support Pits From: Bruce Re: BCC Dear Webby, I receive forwarded e-mails with lots of valid addresses in them. I've been bugging people to cut and paste just the contents and to use BCC on e-mails. I contend that it will prevent lots of valid e-mail addresses from eventually being forwarded inadvertently to spammers. This doesn't always make me popular, because it's slightly more difficult. Am I just blowing smoke here? Thanks for the newsletter, Bruce Dear Bruce You are 100% right. Most of those silly forwards are just gullibility traps started by spammers. They want to harvest the most gullible newbies, so that they can sell their snake oil and fake Rolexes to them, and get them subscribed to Honest Abe's Stockmarket Tips. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Ross for these stats: Doctors: (A) The number of doctors in the US is 700,000 (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000 (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14% Statistics courtesy of the US Dept. of Health &Human Services Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875% Statistics courtesy of the FBI So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do. FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We should ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand! Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. Ross
Daily tip from Organizing Curling Irons With teen girls in the house, it is a pain to keep curling irons, hair dryer, flat iron, etc tidy. I had an extra clean wastebasket (the small kind) and had an idea. It fits under my sink and I stand all of the above appliances inside. What a help! :) By Carol from Landisville, PA Pockets made from sawed off jeans or pants and hung like Chritmas stockings keep everybody's stuff neatly separated. Everybody can grab THEIR pocket, take it to the mirror or wherever, and when done, return it. You can even have a couple of pockets for guests. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he talked with the organist to see what kind of inspirational music she could play after the announcement about the finances to get the congregation in a giving mood. "Don't worry," she said. "I'll think of something." During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up." Just at that moment, the organist started playing, "The Star Spangled Banner."
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language... things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
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Today in 
1782 Britain signs agreement recognizing US independence
1803 Spain cedes her claims to Louisiana Territory to France 
1866 Work begins on 1st US underwater highway tunnel, Chicago 
1886 1st commercially successful American AC electric power 
   plant opens, Buffalo 
1924 1st photo facsimile transmitted across Atlantic by radio
1939 USSR invades Finland over a border dispute, causing
  Finland to ally with the Nazis until it becomes obvious, that 
  they will loose WWII. Then Finland switched to the winning side.
1947 Day after UN decree for Israel, Jewish settlements attacked 
1949 Chinese Communists captured Chungking 
1954 1st meteorite ( 8 lb ) known to strike a woman 
    (Liz Hodges-Sylacauga AL) 
1972 BBC bans Wings "Hi, Hi, Hi" 
1982 US sub Thomas Edison collides with US Navy 
   destroyer in So China Sea
1983 Radio Shack announces the Tandy Model 2000 
   computer (80186 chip) 
1991 93 cars & 11 truck accident near San Francisco 
   during a dust storm, 17 die 
2012  smiled

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