How do I change the default font in MS Office 2007? 

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Today is Tuesday, December 11 The Italian elections coming up in february should be quite interesting. Just to add some spice, old berlusconi is going to run again. He is not in jail, so why not? As usual, the left-wing media predict, that he does not have a chance, but that has never stopped him before. With more and more people realizing that it is business, not unions, that generate income and pay for the socialist goodies they all have come to expect, and they know the old fox knows business better than the whole rest of their government together. After all, they drink his wine, and his milk, and eat his cheese and his sausages. And they know his Parmelat dairy empire even reaches into North America. Berlusconi might be a bit crooked, which is quite acceptable in Italy, and he might be messing with ladies, that are not fully approved of by the opposition, and that is not really held against him either. At this point, the Catholic church seems to be favoring the socialist Monti, but that might, as usual, backfire. All Berlusconi has to do is grin and say: "Yeah, they are againsta da condoms and againsta da pill too!" It is too early to call that election, except that it is going to be very interesting. Have FUN! DearWebby By the way, is for sale. Somebody could make a nice profit with a domain like that!
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>From Trish: SUBJECT: COMPLETE AND FINISHED No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words. In a recently held linguistic competition in London, England, attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over five minutes. Here is his answer. The Question: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between the two. Samsundar's Answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he had been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent. "Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard all those years," he told the priest. "I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?" O'Toole said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the lumber."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Courtney Reschke, 35, Kuna, Idaho Charged With Abusing Four 15-Year-Old Boys During Sex Romps Reported by The Weekly Vice Courtney Reschke, a 35-year-old Idaho mom has been jailed after she allegedly had sex with four 15-year-old boys. According to the Ada County Sheriff's Office, Reschke had sexual encounters with four 15-year-old boys who she met through her oldest son. At least one of the sexual encounters took place while Reschke's youngest child was in the house. Investigators say the alleged sexual encounters took place during gathering at her home. In many of the instances, Reschke reportedly gave the teens alcohol. During one of the alleged sexual encounters, Reschke's youngest child, aged 5, attempted to get into the room. Reschke allegedly ignored the child and continued with the encounter. Reschke has been booked into the Ada County Jail and charged with two counts of injury to a child and two counts of lewd conduct with a child under 16. -------------- If she can't find any grown-ups, who don't now her yet, then maybe she should move to the next state!
Tech Support Pits From: John 12-Bear Re: How do I change MS Office 2007 default font? Howdy Pard, I have Micro Soft Office 2007 and I would like to change my default print font style. Currently it is Calibri (Body) and I would like to have Arial 12. Oh Almighty Guru I await your direction(s)! I am glad that your eyesight is remaining OK. Your letter is appreciated every day of my life. John 12-Bear Dear John Open a new MS-WEIRD Document Select the HOME tab, then the FONT tab above the writing space. If you mess around with that tab long enough, it will eventually tell you to hit CTRL D to get the FONT Dialog. Yes, I know, that is rather dopey, but since I don't smoke strange stuff, I can't understand either why they do it that way. Hit CTRL D (NOT CTRL F !) Select a font Hit Default in the lower left corner and when it plays stooopid and asks you if deep down inside you really want to make the selected font the default, hit OK. Yes, I know it is dumb, but that is the way they do it at Microsoft Word. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Keeping the Monsters Away with Vanilla Spray When my oldest son was little, he use to be scared to sleep in his room. He thought there were monsters under his bed, or in his closet. So one day I filled a spray bottle up with water and added a little vanilla, about 1 tsp. I wrote on the bottle "monster spray", I also added a picture on it of Cookie Monster with an X drawn over him. So every night we would spray under his bed and in the closet. I would leave the spray on his dresser in case he felt he needed it. It worked wonders! By coville123 Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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Paddy was in New York He was patiently waiting, and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay pedestrians". Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"
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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really," said Charlie, "now that's a switch! What did she say?" She said, "Come out from under the bed, you chicken!"
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Today in 
1572 Spanish troops begin siege of Haarlem 
1620 103 Mayflower pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock 
1665 "Messiah" Sjabtai Tswi festival in Smyrna
1688 King James II arrested
1719 1st recorded display of Aurora Borealis in US
1792 France's King Louis XVI went on trial, accused of treason
1844 1st dental use of nitrous oxide, Hartford CT 
1872 1st black US Governor took office, Pinchback (Louisiana) 
1888 French Panamß Canal company fails 
1901 Marconi sends 1st transatlantic radio signal, Cornwall to Newfoundland 
1903 British forces under MacDonald & Young march into Tibet 
1905 120║ F (49║ C), Rivadavia, Argentina (South American record) 
1931 British Statute of Westminster gives complete legislative
   independence to Canada, Australia, New Zealand, 
  South Africa, Ireland, Newfoundland 
1941 Germany & Italy declare war on US
1946 Spain suspended from UN
1961 JFK provides US military helicopters & crews to South Vietnam
1967 SST prototype "Concorde" 1st shown (France) 
1972 Astronauts Cernan & Harrison become 11th & 12th on Moon 
1978 6 masked men bound 10 employees at Lufthansa cargo 
  area at New York Kennedy Airport & made off with $5.8 million  
  in cash & jewelry 
1979 Great Britain grants independence to Zimbabwe (Rhodesia) 
1981 Muhammad Ali's 61st & last fight, losing to Trevor Berbick
1981 Argentine President/General Roberto Viola flees
1985 General Electric acquires RCA Corp & its subsidiary, NBC
1990 13 die in 83 vehicle accident in Chattanooga TN (I-75), 
   due to fog 
1992 Nor'easter storm hits New York, doing $650 million+ 
  worth of damage 
1994 Russian troops pull inside TsjetsjeniŰ
1997 Federal judge orders Microsoft not to bundle IE4 in Windows 
2012  smiled

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