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Today is Friday, December 21. Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!
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Apocalypse and the end of the world has been postponed, because it is alredy tomorrow in Australia. However, don't worry. Al Gore is working on a new FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) scheme to get the sheeple's knickers in a knot and to offer to pay more taxes. (The sheeple, not him, of course!) Tonight is the longest night of the year. Starting tomorrow, the days will get longer again! Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Dr Bill I've got this great joke:"It seems there were two Swede.." Stop! you can't tell ethnic jokes today! it's not politically correct! - But it's such a great joke, suppose I make the characters Poles? - God NO! - How about Jews? - Worse! - How about Catholics? - absolutely not! - I know, how about Eskimos, nobody knows any? No way! humor about native Americans! You're out of your mind! - Tell you what, I'll make them Martians - that won't offend anybody, and there probably aren't any anyway? - OK, make the characters Martians. - Great: "OK, there were these two Martians, Ole and Sven...."
>From Mike Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one of my wife's better days. Nothing I said or did seemed to be right. By 7 p.m., things had not changed, so I suggested I go outside, pretend I had just gotten home, and start all over again. My wife agreed. I went outside, came back in and, with a big smile, announced, "Honey, I'm home!" "And just where the hell have you been?" she replied sharply. "It's after seven o'clock!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Lester Davis, 57, Wentzville, Missouri Firing Gun Inside Barber Shop During Argument Over Sandy Hook Shooting Reported by The Weekly Vice Lester Davis, a 57-year-old Wentzville man was jailed Tuesday after he allegedly shot at a customer at a local barbershop during a disagreement over the Sandy Hook School shooting. According to the Wentzville Police Department, Davis was at the All Cuts Barber Shop discussing the Sandy Hook school shooting with other customers when an argument broke out between the men. When one of the men stated that he wanted to "murder the suspect," Davis took exception with the statement and responded by saying "you want to murder me?" That's when Davis walked out to his car and returned with a loaded 9mm Smith and Wesson. Before the victim could flee the barber shop, Davis fired off three rounds in his direction. He then reportedly pointed toward the victim and stated "I'll let you slide" before fleeing the scene. The victim was not injured in the altercation. Davis was booked into jail and charged with first-degree assault, armed criminal action, and unlawful possession of a weapon. He is currently being held in lieu of a $400,000 cash-only bond. According to court records, in 1975, Davis was convicted of second-degree homicide and unlawful possession of a weapon in Middlesex County, New Jersey. He has also been involved in numerous verbal altercations with neighbors, resulting in an order of protection being issued against him.
Tech Support Pits From: Elsie Re: Dark camera LCD Dear Webby I bought that Canon Powershot 3S-IS that you recommended. It is phantastic in twilight and the night, and indoors, but practically useless on sow in bright sunshine. The LCD monitor on it goes black and you can't see anything. The optical view finder goes black too. Is the camera broken or am I doing something wrong? Elsie Dear Elsie The camera is not broken. All LCD camera monitors APPEAR to be black when you are out in bright sunshine on snow. They are not really black, just compared to the bright scenery, your eye does not see it right. Just use a black silk cape like photographers have used for hundreds of years. If you are concerned that might mess up your hairdoo, close the LCD monitor flap. That unlocks the optical view finder and you can use that. While not as informative as the LCD monitor, it's plenty good enough for aiming. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Grease Beaters/Utensils Before Mixing Lightly spray your beaters with cooking spray. This helps to prevent batter from sticking on the beaters plus easier clean up. Also, when mashing potatoes, spray the masher with cooking spray. You can lightly spray most utensils for baking/cooking to prevent sticking and for easier clean-up. To prevent over spraying, hold beaters/utensils over bowl or baking pan that is to be used, then lightly spray. By Nana from NE PA / USA -------------- I have been using an Amway trigger spray bottle filled with Olive oil for at least twenty years, with occasional refills, of course. Even the best Olive oil is fifty times cheaper than Cooking spray, and probably a lot healthier! Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
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In Washington State, a little north of Seattle, is a river called the Stillaguamish, but it wasn't always called that. It was originally named "Aguamish" after a local Indian tribe. When Lewis & Clark finally made their way to the west coast they came to the Aguamish tribe and met the chief who told them what the name of the river was and gave them a tour of the area. Years later Merriweather Lewis returned and met the Aguamish chief again and the subject finally came around to the river: "Chief, I've been told that, because of so many white men have arrived in the area, many of the rivers are being renamed because they couldn't pronounce the names. Tell me, what is the name of your river now, please, " Lewis pleaded. "Oh," replied the chief. "It's Still Aguamish."
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An American tourist in Tel Aviv was about to enter the impressive Mann Auditorium to take in a concert by the Israel Philharmonic. He was admiring the unique architecture, the sweeping lines of the entrance, and the modern decor throughout the building. Finally he turned to his escort and asked if the building was named for Thomas Mann, the world-famous author. "No," his friend said, "it's named for Freddy Mann, from Philadelphia." "Really? I never heard of him. What did he write?" "A check."
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Today in 
1945 George S Patton US general (Sicily/Normandy), 
   dies in car accident in Heidelberg at 60 

1620 103 Mayflower pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock 
1829 1st stone arch railroad bridge in US dedicated, Baltimore
1910 Explosion in coal mine in Hulton England, 344 mine workers die
1914 1st feature-length silent film comedy, "Tillie's 
   Punctured Romance"
1919 J Edgar Hoover deports anarchists/feminist Emma 
   Goldman to Russia 
1933 Newfoundland reverts to being a crown colony 
1942 US Supreme court declares Nevada separation legal 
1948 State of Eire (formerly Irish Free State) declares its 
1959 Shah of Persia marries Farah Diba
1962 US & Cuba accord, releases bay of pigs captives
1988 New York bound Pan Am jumbo jet (Flight 103) explodes 
   over Scotland, killing all 259 people on the plane and 11 people 
   on the ground 
1989 US invades Panamá and ousts General Noriega 
1989 Vice-President Quayle sends out 30,000 Christmas cards 
   with word beacon spelled beakon
1991 Hanoi Jane (Jane Fonda) marries CNN-director Ted Turner
1997 Detroit Lions linebacker Reggie Brown, knocked 
unconscious in game 
2012  smiled

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