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Today is Saturday, December 22.
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Today in 1983 Egyptian President Mubarak meets with PLO leader Yasser Arafat. Under Sadat and even more so under Mubarak, Egypt had slowly become an almost Western country, and eased away from being a typical Arab country. Arab Spring sure changed that! How did you celebrate the end of the world, according to the Mayan Calendar? Reading about all the expensive "End Of The World" parties? I was planning to, but got too busy. The only thing that ended was my good old digital outdoor thermometer. It seems to have frozen. I bought that in 1982, 30 years ago, at the Radio Shack. Sure got a lot of service out of that one! Have FUN! DearWebby
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Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian. --- Henry Ford There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it. --- Cicero, (in De Divinatione)
>From Eve Part of my job at the District Attorney's office is to send letters to people accused of crimes, informing them when a court date is scheduled. One such notice was returned, clearly by a criminal mastermind, with this jotted on the envelope, "I do not live here anymore."
Although I knew our commanding officer hated doling out weekend passes, I thought I had a good reason. "My wife is pregnant and I want to be with her," I told the C.O. Much to my surprise he said, "Permission granted." Inspired by my success, a fellow soldier also requested a weekend pass. His wife wasn't pregnant, so when the C.O. asked why he should grant him permission, my friend re- sponded, "My wife is getting pregnant this weekend and I want to be with her."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Kevon Stewart, 25, Lauderhill, Florida Jailed for Biting Off Wife's Ear During Birthday Celebration Reported by The Weekly Vice Kevon Stewart, a 25-year-old Lauderhill man was jailed Sunday after he allegedly bit most of his wife's ear off during an argument on her birthday. According to police, Stewart and his wife were visiting the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on her birthday when they began arguing inside a fourth level parking garage. A security guard was called to the scene around 6:00 a.m, and he called police after he saw Stewart put his wife in a headlock. The couple attempted to drive away, but the security officer stopped them after he noticed that the woman was bleeding heavily from her ear. Closer inspection revealed that a majority of the woman's ear had been bitten off and was hanging from the side of her head. The victim was taken to the Memorial Hospital West in Pembroke Pines where the ear was stapled on again and she was treated for her injuries. Stewart confessed to biting his wife's ear, and stated that they were at the casino to celebrate her 29th birthday. They coulple has been married for 2 years. Stewart was booked into jail and charged with felony domestic battery. His bond has been set at $12,500. The report does not state how intoxicated they were, when they tried to drive home at 6 am.
Tech Support Pits From: Annalise Re: Quick gift Dear Webby I need a qick gift for a family that moved away and somehow fell off the gift list. Obviously it is too late to ship anything. What can you suggest, that would still arrive? Annalise Dear Annalise The only company that ships that suddenly is AtlanticInkjet. They seem to ship almost before I order, and sometimes I wonder if they have a secret tap into my printer. Because a lot of people were clamoring and begging Dimitris, he reset the 7 day coupon, that ran out on December 19, and reset it to December 28. I printed the reset coupon below here. By the way, the $10 off also works on Avery style label sheets! Those label sheets are already extremely cheap, and getting $10 off them is incredible! So, ask your friends what kind of printer they use, then order them a refill and some label sheets, and as soon as you get the order confirmation, paste the important parts of it onto an Internet Postcard to them. Even if the post office can't quite deliver in time, they will have the order confirmation, and know that the goodies are on the way. By the way, they also have edible ink and printable, edible cake tops. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Reduce Overflowing in Fruit Pies Before Mixing When I bake fruit filled pies such as Blueberry, after adding the top crust as well as cutting slits in the top crust, I take a piece of tube type pasta and insert it in the center of my pie crust. This will let the steam out and keep the filling in the pie., Source: My Mom By JodiT from Aurora, CO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
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A gent from Chicago was on a fishing vacation up north in the Wisconsin woods. He was out fishing on a lake in a small boat and not having much luck. He noticed a man in another small boat that was close by, open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and enquired, "What is the mirror for?" "That's my secret way to catch fish," replied the other man. "I Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they swim up to the surface. Then I just reach down, net them and pull them into the boat." "Wow! Does that really work?" exclaimed the guy from Chicago "You bet it does." was the response. "Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I'll give you $50 for it." offered the big city gent. "Well, okay." said the country guy. After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, "By the way, how many did you catch this week?" The country local, grinned and said, "You're the sixteenth."
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Today in 
1536 English scholar Reginald Pole appointed cardinal 
1596 Ferryboat Meuniers crashes in Paris, 150 die 
1689 Heavy earthquake strikes Innsbruck 
1775 Continental navy organized with 7 ships 
1790 Russian troops occupy Ismail on Turks
1807 Congress passes Embargo Act, to force peace 
   between Britain & France 
1810 British frigate Minotaur sinks killing 480
1815 Spaniards execute Mexican revolutionary priest 
   JosÚ Maria Morelos 
1882 1st string of Christmas tree lights created by Edison
1894 French officer Alfred Dreyfus court-martialed for 
   treason, triggers worldwide charges of anti-Semitism 
   (Dreyfus later vindicated) 
1919 Government of Ireland Act of Power 
   (Home Rule for Ireland) 
1919 US deports 250 alien radicals, including anarchist 
   Emma Goldman 
1939 125 die in train wreck at Magdeburg Germany; 
      99 die in 2nd wreck at Friedrichshafen Germany
1939 Finnish counter offensive at Petsamo
1944 Germans demand surrender of American troops 
   at Bastogne, Belgium 
1950 2 self-propelled trains of Long Island RR collide, killing 77
1956 Last British/French troops leave Egypt 
1964 Lockheed SR-71 spy aircraft reaches 3,530 kph 
   (record for a jet) 
1965 Belgian government shuts 6 coal mines
1965 Great-Britain sets maximum speed at 70 MPH 
 1976 German Democratic Republic banishes singer Nina Hagen
1977 36 die as grain elevator at Continental Grain explodes 
1983 Egyptian President Mubarak meets with PLO leader 
   Yasser Arafat 
1988 2 robbers wearing police uniforms rob armored truck of 
   $3 million in New Jersey 
1988 Tug hits oil barge, spreads 231,000 gal on 300 miles of 
   Western Australia & British Columbia coast 
1990 Iraq announces it will never give up Kuwait
1990 Israeli ferry capsizes killing 21 US servicemen 
1997 Merck baldness pill for men approved by FDA 
2012  smiled


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