How to get rid of Caps Lock for good? 

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Today is Wednesday, December 26 Thank yiou, Rhonda! Those Chinese spiral lights seem to be depending on Gullible Warming. Alberta has apparently opted out of that hoax, so all across Alberta the spiral lights distributed by the "Porch-Liter" activists, are showing a pathetic pink glow like a baby night-light. Since that is a rather embarrassing way to greet any visitors stumbling up the porch the dark, I will replace my motion activated lights tomorrow with regular 40 Watt incandescent lightbulbs, at least until the weather warms up. Have FUN! DearWebby
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all. --- Samuel Butler I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. --- Eddie Izzard
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not run a red light ever again' five hundred times."
Three churches - Baptist, Methodist, and Presbyterian - worked together to sponsor a community-wide revival. After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families." The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that! We gained 6 new families." The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better than that! We got rid of our 10 biggest trouble makers!"
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Thaks to mary Ann for this picture: Click on the picture for the large version Below is what we seen from our house yesterday, the SUN actually came out and no snow coming down. Mary Ann - between Tonasket & Riverside, WA (south of the border from Osoyoos BC)
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Gregg Greaves, 23, Chicago, Illinois Jailed for Defecating Into His Hands, Throwing Feces At Police Reported by The Weekly Vice Gregg Greaves, a 23-year-old North Side bonehead was jailed Sunday after he allegedly attacked a man with a broken beer bottle, then attacked police officers with his feces. According to Chicago police, Greaves was at the Red Ivy Bar in Wrigleyville when he jumped out from behind a bathroom stall and attacked a man with a broken beer bottle. The victim suffered deep cuts to his neck, chin and hands. The victim and a witness who was also in the restroom at the time, restrained Greaves until police arrived on the scene. Arriving officers took Greaves into custody and transporting him to a booking station. While officers were attempting to process Greaves into a holding cell, he allegedly yelled obscenities at the officers and refused to wear pants. At one point Greaves defecated into his own hands and threw his feces at the officers. Greaves was booked into jail and charged with felony aggravated battery causing great bodily harm. He is scheduled to appear in court on December 17th. The 25-year-old victim was taken to the Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center, where he underwent surgery and was later released.
Tech Support Pits From: Sylvie Re: Caps Lock Dear Webby How can I permanently, once and for all, disable the CAPS LOCK key ? I am transcribing and just glance at the keyboard every second or third paragraph, and it's very annoying to find that I have to retype them. Thanks Sylvie Dear Sylvie I take a spoon or screwdriver and pry off the CAPS LOCK key and then glue it on somebody's fax machine or the coin operated copier at Walmart or Staples. It's no more useful there, except for causing a few laughs when somebody new asks about it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thank Yous That Last Take pictures of you child opening a gift for Christmas or their birthday. Print the picture out and have the child write a thank you on the back of it and send it as a Thank You to the person giving the gift. You can also sent picture in attachment in an email with thank you from child. If child is too young, you can write what they say. The expression as they open the gift is often priceless. By Southernbelleklb from Jefferson, LA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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Thanks to Dianne for this story: At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret." "I would dispute that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one." "You'll let it out some day," the man insisted. "I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
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Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?" The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old." "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?" The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."
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Today in 
1492 1st Spanish settlement in New World founded, by Columbus 
1620 Pilgrims arrived at Plymouth MA
1773 Expulsion of tea ships from Philadelphia 
1825 Erie Canal opens
1854 Wood-pulp paper 1st exhibited, Buffalo
1862 1st US navy hospital ship enters service 
1878 1st US store to install electric lights, Philadelphia 
1917 Federal government took over operation of American RR 
   for duration of WWI 
1932 Earthquake kills 70,000 in Kansu China
1933 US forswears armed intervention in the Western Hemisphere 
1941 Winston Churchill becomes 1st British PM to address a joint 
   meeting of Congress
1943 British sink German battle cruiser Scharnhorst
1944 Battle of Bastogne-US General Patton's 4th Panzers repulse 
   the Germans
1968 Arab terrorists in Athens fire on El Al plane, kill 1 
1975 1st supersonic transport service (USSR-Tupolev-144) 
1982 TIME's Man of the Year is a computer 
1986 Hijackers take over an Iraqi Airways Boeing 737 
   with 91 people on board during a flight from Baghdad 
   to Amman - it lands in Arar, Saudi Arabia where it 
  explodes, killing 62 people.
1993 Comedian Rodney Dangerfield (72) weds Joan Child (41) 
 2012  smiled

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