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Today is Sunday, December 30. Thank you Cathi! Quite a few asked me what all this "Fiscal Cliff" BS is all about. Well, basically it is tax increases and funding cuts to pay for election campaign goodies and to pay for bills, that were due during the election campaign, but would have been inconvenient to mention at the time. So those inconvenient measures were postponed and set to happen like automatic time bombs during the next president's term. The next president could then have said, it's all Obama's fault, just like Obama claims it is all Bush's fault. Well, Obama got re-elected, and is stuck with those automatic time bombs, that will go off on January 1st, unless he figures out some really good excuse to make your great-grand-kids pay for all that stuff. The House and he Senate are playing hard to get, and uncooperative, just like they were in Bush's second term. They know that the pendulum is swinging towards the right, and they are more concerned about securing themselves a warm place to crap, than anything Obama is panicking about. All those automatically scheduled meaures don't affect them anyway, they just affect people, who are not in the Senate or the House. Those automatic time bombs were put in place a year ago. They are like a promise made to the electrical company, that if you don't pay your overdue bill by January 1, they are welcome to disconnect your electricity. It is going to hurt, but that is what the majority voted for. There is absolutely nothing you or I can do about it, except try to remember it during the next election. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. --- Bill Watterson Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. --- Jackie Mason
>From Patti One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, mudpack on her face, and wearing pajamas. "Why are you dressed like that?" I asked her. "I told my son," she explained, "that if he ever did anything to embarrass me, I would embarrass him back. He was caught cutting school. So now I've come to spend the day with him!"
Company Policy Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it and beat him up. Now, turn off the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm. Again, replace a third original monkey with a new one. The new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well. Two of the four monkeys that beat him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing the fourth and fifth original monkeys, all the monkeys that have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been around here. And that's how company policy begins
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Amanda Rowles, 27, El Paso County, CO. Teacher Jailed for Repeatedly Having Sex With Two Male Students Reported by The Weekly Vice Amanda Rowles, a 27-year-old drama and choir teacher at Calhan High School has been jailed after she allegedly had sex with two male students. According to the El Paso County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched last September after Calhan School administrators advised the Sheriff's Office of a possible relationship between Rowles and a student. The investigation revealed that Rowles allegedly engaged in sexual relationships with two 17-year-old students during the 2011-2012 school year. Investigators say one student stated that he had sex with Rowles "on at least 40 occasions" over a six month period. The sexual encounters reportedly took place while Rowles and the student were hiking together or when they were at her mother's house. A second student told investigators that he pursued a relationship with Rowles after she kissed him in the classroom after school. A sexual relationship developed between Rowles and the student even after she had pushed him away at one point and acknowledged that the relationship was wrong. The student told investigators that he was "hurt" when Rowles abruptly ended their relationship and moved away. At the end of the 2011-2012 school year, Rowles resigned her position at the school and moved to the Denver area where she was arrested by the Aurora County Sheriff's Office. She was booked into the Aurora County Jail and charged with two counts each of sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust and sexual assault/pattern of abuse. Her bond has been set at $50,000.
Tech Support Pits From: Margene Re: Wireless Camera Dear Webby You spent a lot of time answering about camera’s. There is one more option. For any camera with a memory card, you can buy an eye-fi card. They have 3 cards with varying amounts of storage. I have a picnic once a year. I take the pictures in the back yard and by the time I get in the house they are loaded on my computer. This card can go from camera to camera. Check it out at http://www.eye.fi/products, A great product. Margene Dear Margene Thank you for that info and link! Have FUN! DearWebby
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A father thought it was about time to lecture his son, who was somewhat scatter-brained and frivolous. "Jim," he said, "You're getting to be a man now and you ought to take life more seriously. Just think . . . if I died all of a sudden, where would you be?" "I'd be right here, dad," said Jim. "The question is, where would YOU be?"
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On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do if a sailor was washed overboard?" "I'd yell 'Man overboard,'" answered the lookout snappily. "Good," said the officer. "Now what would you do if an officer fell overboard?" The lookout asked, "Which one, sir?"
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Today in 
0987 French King Hugo Capet crowns his son Robert the 
   compassionate king
1317 Pontifical decree "Sancta Romania" against spiritualists
  (Gypsy fortune tellers) 
1703 Tokyo hit by Earthquake; about 37,000 die
1835 After gold discovery in Georgia, Cherokees are forced 
to move across Mississippi River 
1853 Gadsden Purchase - 45,000 square miles (120,000 km) 
   by Gila River from México for $10 million; 
   Area is now southern Arizona & New Mexico 
1861 US, banks stops payments in gold 
1906 Iran becomes a constitutional monarchy 
1922 Soviet Union organized
1935 Italian bombers destroy Swedish Red Cross unit in Ethiopia
1936 United Auto Workers stage 1st sit-down strike
1938 Electronic television system patented by V K Zworykin
1949 India recognizes People's Republic of China
1950 Vietnam, Laos & Cambodia become Independent states 
  in France Union
1958 French franc devalued
1972 President Nixon halts bombing of North Vietnam 
   & announces peace talks 
1988 Canadian Senate OK's free trade pact; with US
1993 Vatican recognizes Israel 
2012  smiled

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