What to do when a Windows Update changes all the fonts? 

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Tech Support Pits From: Wendy Re: Different font after Windows Update Dear Webby We were away for Christmas and I shut down the computer while away to save power etc. Came home, rebooted it, and guess what? All the fonts are changed. Email fonts changed, fonts on desktop changed, and fonts on browser changed as well. Haven't a clue what happened, and don't have a clue how to rectify it. Any suggestions? Love the newsletter, love the jokes, and love the info included in it. Cheers, Happy New Year, Wendy Dear Wendy It has never happened to me, but searching on the net showed that it seems to be a fairly common bug with Windows7 updates. As soon as you reboot after certain updates, it changes everything in Windows to a certain font, that Microsoft figures is good for cute widdle goilies like you. Do a restore to prior to the last Windows Update, and your fonts will be back. Microsoft has no bug fix for that and is still searching for somebody or something to blame. In one post they venture that possibly it has something to do with a certain anti-virus program clashing with their update. Which anti-virus program are you using? Please let me know if this mail gets through to you. Sympatico often blocks me because of all the Christmas cards sent via my servers. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Today in 
-406 80,000 Vandals attack Mainz at the Rhine
1492 100,000 Jews expelled from Sicily 
1687 1st Huguenots depart France to Cape of Good Hope 
1776 Rhode Island establishes wage & price controls to curb 
  inflation: Limit is 70¢ a day for carpenters, 42¢ for tailors 
1779 English fleet beat Dutch Merchant vessels
1783 Import of African slaves banned by all of the 
  Northern states 
1857 Queen Victoria chooses Ottawa as new capital of Canada 
1859 Dutch colony in Dutch Indies counts 4,800 slaves
1862 Union ironclad ship "Monitor" sinks off 
   Cape Hatteras NC 
1890 Ellis Island (New York NY) opens as a US immigration depot 
1896 25th auto built in US
1910 US tobacco industry produced 9 billion cigarettes in 1910 
1924 Edwin Hubble announces existence of distant galaxies
1930 US tobacco industry produced 123 billion cigarettes in 1930 
1935 Charles Darrow patents Monopoly
1938 Dr R N Harger's "drunkometer", 1st breath test, 
   introduced in Indiana 
1938 Dutch national debt hits ƒ3,986,629,805.70 
1939 Dutch national debt hits ƒ4,218,553,180.99
1940 37 U boats sunk this month (213,000 ton) 
1942 60 U boats sunk this month (330,000 ton) 
1946 French troops leave Lebanon 
1958 Cuban dictator Batista flees 
1974 Gold legal in US
1974 Popular Electronics displays Altair 8800 computer
1977 Ted Bundy escapes from jail in Colorado
1978 Taiwan's final day of diplomatic relations with the US 
1990 United Somali Congress seizes Presidential Palace 
1991 USSR, last day of existence
1992 Target date set for Europe's single market 
1994 1st snowless December in Baltimore MD 
1997 Intel cuts price of Pentium II-233 MHz 
   from $401 to $268 
1997 Microsoft buys Hotmail E-mail service
1997 More Swedes died than were born in 1997, 
   1st time since 1809 
1999 Control of Panamá Canal reverts to Panamá
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