Can't get rid of old mail in Outlook Express 

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Today is Wednesday, January 2. Unless you are a teacher, it's back to work as usual today. Seems weird to me, since I worked every day through the holidays, even more hours than the rest of the year, because the postcard traffic is naturally the biggest during the Christmas Holidays and over New Years. The next big postcard event will be Guilt Day: Valentines If you forget to send a Valentines Card, you will be made to feel guilty! Feb 12,13, 14 I will again be working around the clock. Until then it's just routine. January 9 I have to go for injections into my eyes, so January 10,11 and possibly 12, there won't be a Humor Letter. So, for now, it's back to the grind. Have FUN! DearWebby
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As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things. --- Po Bronson If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. --- Mary Kay Ash Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves. --- Sir James M. Barrie
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from their neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him way too long to return. One time the wife had had enough and actually pounded on the wall between the two apartments. There being no response she telephoned, only to get the answering machine. Finally she went to the model's door and just kept ringing the bell. When the model answered, the wife fumed, "I would like to know why it is my husband takes so long to get something over here." "Well sweetie," the model purred, "all these interruptions sure wouldn't be helping, if he was doing what you suspect him of doing. However, he's out on the balcony exchanging fishing lies with my dad."
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?" He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your feelings." "Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means." The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Thomasine Harjo, 25, Oklahoma City, OK Tells Police She Couldn't Be Arrested For Drunk Driving Because She Was Required To Appear In DUI Court The Next Morning Reported by The Weekly Vice Thomasine Harjo, a 25-year-old Oklahoma woman was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly drove drunk through a traffic accident scene - then told officers that she couldn't be arrested because she had DUI court the next morning. According to Oklahoma City police, officers were processing an accident scene where a fatality had occurred when Harjo ignored a police barricade and drove her vehicle through it anyway. Investigators say the accident scene had been blocked off with patrol cars - with lights flashing - and had been corded off with crime scene tape. Several officers tried to get Harjo to stop prior to entering the accident scene, however she didn't acknowledge them. When officers finally did get Harjo to stop, they smelled a strong odor of alcohol when she opened her door. When Harjo was asked why she did not stop for the barricade, she stated that she was simply following the car in front of her. No other cars, however, entered the accident scene. While officers were placing Harjo into custody, she stated that she couldn't be arrested because she had to appear in court the next morning. When an officer asked what the court appearance was for, Harjo stated that it was for a previous DUI charge. Harjo was booked into the Oklahoma County Jail and charged with DUI, driving without a valid driver's license and obstruction of justice.
Tech Support Pits From: Lela Re: Can't delete mail from Outlook Express Dear Webby I have tried every thing I can think of doing, but I can not delete unwante or read mail from my OutLook Express 6. Any suggestions? Your insites and vast knowledge is greatly appreciated. Yes, I have done defrags, disc clean ups and virus scans, nothing helps. Thank you in advance. Lela Dear Lela I don't use Outlook Express or Outlook, but I would try dumping the trash first, and also the recycle bin. Then try deleting mails. I asked Dianne, the lady, who emails me the Daily Bonus Links. She suggested this: She has been using OE as a warehouse. Get all of that stuff out of there. If it is important, make new folders on the desktop and save them to appropriate folders. when that is done, everything should work. Dianne Try that! Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Liquid Paper to Fix Chips in Paint I bought a used white formica bedroom set with chips. The moving man told me to use white Liquid Paper correction fluid to cover it up. This was for a matte finish. It worked great. Many years later, my white refrigerator had a small chip. I fixed it the same way. No one can tell where the chip is. If I had a glossy finish, I would then put a coat of clear nail polish on top. By Judy Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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>From Dora I was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated. "Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?" The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle. "And where does the money come out?" I asked. He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "Usually at the ATM machine over there."
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A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that." The woman went to the doctor's office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced. "I'm back!" Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."
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Today in 
0069 Roman Lower Rhine army proclaims its commander,
 Vitellius, emperor
1235 Emperor Joseph II orders Jews of Galicia Austria 
  to adopt family names 
1570 Tsar Ivan the Terrible march to Novgorod begins
1757 British troops occupy Calcutta India
1776 1st revolutionary flag displayed
1776 Austria ends interrogation torture
1839 1st photo of the Moon (French photographer Louis
1842 1st US wire suspension bridge for general traffic 
   opens in Pennsylvania 
1879 British battleship Thunder explodes in Gulf of
  Ismid, 9 die
1900 E Verlinger begins manufacturing 7" single-sided
  records (Montréal)
1919 Anti-British uprising in Ireland
1919 Lithuania gains independence
1920 10,000 US union & socialist organizers arrested 
  (Palmer Raids)  
1929 US & Canada agree to preserve Niagara Falls
1942 28 nations, at war with Axis, pledge no 
  separate peace 
1944 1st use of helicopters during warfare (British 
   Atlantic patrol) 
1945 Allied air raid on Nuerenburg
1959 USSR launches Mechta (Luna 1) for 1st lunar 
  fly-by, 1st solar orbit 
1968 Christiaan Barnard performs 2nd heart transplant 
1971 A barrier collapses at Ibrox Park football ground
  at end of a soccer match in Glasgow Scotland, killing 66
1972 Mariner 9 begins mapping Mars 
1974 55 MPH speed limit imposed by Richard Nixon
1984 Riot in Tunis kills over 100 
1988 Ashland Oil storage tank spills 3.8 million 
   gallons, Pennsylvania 
1988 Mulroney & Reagan sign Canada-US free trade agreement 
1994 Battles between army & rebellious Indians in 
  South Mexico, kill 57 
2013  smiled

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