Converting MP4 for use in old CD players 

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Today is Sunday, January 6

Thank you Reuben!

>From Chuck 
Hi Webby,
I held on to hotmail for years until a few months ago. 
I finally had to bite the bullet. It will take months 
to wean all my contacts off that address, but I was forced 
into it because the account has been consistently highjacked 
every 2-3 weeks. I don't know how the crooks get my new 
password, but they do. And it's been consistent for several 
months. I have no problem with any other emails or accounts. 
I run McAfee. Strange, but it finally got me to dump homail.

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"The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected." --- Will Rogers
One beautiful winter evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, let's play Weeweechu." "Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu, I love you and its the perfect time," Huan Cho begged. "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon." "Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me." Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu." Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and both sang: "Weeweechu a merry Christmas, Weeweechu a merry Christmas, Weeweechu a merry Christmas, ann a happy New Year."
Seen in the parking lot of a brand new department store, painted on the ground at a crosswalk in letters 4 feet tall: YELD Close, but not close enough. The next week I drove through the same parking lot and found it was changed. They had painted an I between the existing letters. Now it read YEILD. About two months later they finally fixed it. The old lettering was painted over with black and freshly painted on top of that was the word SPOT.
What is Metabolic Cooking? Basically it is simply adding certain ingredients, that will cause your body to utilize and use up fat as fuel instead of storing it. No, not buying all kinds of tricky stuff, just using one type of berry instead of another with your pancakes, one type of garnish instead of another with your hamburger, and so on. You get understanding and skills with this, not a pile of expensive bottles. Learn Metabolic Cooking!

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Deni Noa, 24, Stock Island, Florida Jailed for Assaulting Woman, Laying Naked In Street, Assaulting Deputies Reported by The Weekly Vice Deni Noa, a 24-year-old Florida man was jailed Monday after he allegedly punched a random female driver in the face, stripped naked in the street, then threatened to kill arresting deputies. According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called to the scene of an altercation after a witness reported that he saw a man, later identified as Noa, reach into a woman's car and punch her in the face before fleeing the scene on foot. When deputies arrived on the scene, they spoke to the victim who gave a description of the suspect. While the deputy was talking to the victim, deputies received a report that a man had stripped off his clothing and was laying in the middle of a nearby road. The description of that suspect matched the description provided by the woman from the assault report. When the deputy arrived at the scene, he found two men struggling with a naked man in the middle of the road, attempting to put him in the trunk of a vehicle. The deputy held all three men at "Taser point" until back-up arrived on the scene. It was later determined that the other two men where Noa's brothers. Deputies helped Noa get dressed, and he was positively identified by the woman and a witness as the suspect from the first incident. When deputies tried to handcuff Noa, he resisted and threatened the deputies' lives. He continued to be physically belligerent at the station, even kicking an officer in the knee while being transported by elevator to the jail's upper floors. He was placed in a restraint chair for both his safety and the safety of the officers. Noa was booked into the Monroe County Jail and charged with assault and battery on a law enforcement officer, making threats to a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence, and resisting arrest without violence. A ccording to inmate records, this is his fifth time in that jail alone. More charges may be added later.
Tech Support Pits From: Bob Re: Convert MP4 for old CD player Dear Webby I downloaded several songs from I-tunes that are in the MPEG-4 audio format and I cannot play them on my older CD player. What do you recommend? Thanks for any help. Bob Dear Bob There are lots of free converters on the net, that let you convert MP4 to MP3, WAV, whatever you want, even MIDI. Pick one that suits you, download it and install it. Then you can convert anything you got to whatever format your player demands. There is even an online converter in my Tool Box. With that, you don't need to install anything on your computer, you just upload your music in one format, and download it in another one. Or try for example Pconverter from Install it and convert your files without going online. That too is in my Tool Box. That and all the better converters also handle the videos, that are combined with most of today's music. For your old style player you simply rip the music and ignore the video. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Freeze Excess Coffee In Cubes When I have left over coffee that I did not have time to finish, I put it in ice cube trays and freeze, then I put in a ziplock bag. If I feel like having iced coffee or mocha, I put it in the blender. Pour into a glass and enjoy! By coville123 from Brockville, Ontario Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes. "Gosh!" exclaimed the new bride. "You certainly have a dangerous job. Don't you ever get bitten by the snakes?" "Yes, upon rare occasions," answered the handler. "Well," she continued, "just what do you do when you're bitten by a snake?" "I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as I am bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks across the fang entry and then suck the poison from the wound." "What, uh... what would happen if you were to accidentally *sit* on a rattler?" persisted the woman. "Ma'am," answered the snake handler, "that will be the day I learn who my real friends are."
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Q. What is your name? A. Ernestine McDowell. Q. And what is your marital status? A. Fair. Q. Now, Mrs. McDowell, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death. Q. And by whose death was it terminated? Q. Mrs. McDowell, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it. You too were shot in the fracas? A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval.
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Today in 
1066 King Harald of England crowned 
1496 Moorish fortress Alhambra, near Grenada, 
   surrenders to the Christians 
1540 King Henry VIII of England married his 4th wife, 
   Anne of Cleves
1639 Virginia is 1st colony to order surplus crops 
 (tobacco) destroyed to keep the price up
1681 1st recorded boxing match (Duke of Albemarle's 
  butler vs his butcher) 
1838 Samuel Morse made 1st show of telegraph
1842 4,500 British & Indian troops leave Kabul, 
   get massacred before they get to safety in India 
1857 Patent for reducing zinc ore granted to Samuel 
   Wetherill, Pennsylvania
1893 Great Northern Railway connects Seattle with east coast
1898 1st telephone message from a submerged submarine by 
   Simon Lake 
1912 New Mexico becomes 47th state
1914 Stock brokerage firm of Merrill Lynch founded
1950 Britain recognizes Communist government of China
1958 Gibson patents the Flying V Guitar
1971 Berkeley chemists announces 1st synthetic 
  growth hormones 
1972 Vladimir Bukovski is exiled from USSR
1974 England begins 3 day work week during mine strike
1978 US hand over St Stephan crown to Hungary 
1980 Philadelphia Flyers set NHL record of 35 straight 
   games without a defeat 
1986 Impala Platinum fires 20,000 black mine workers 
   in Johannesburg 
1987 Astronomers at University of California see 1st sight
  of birth of a galaxy 
1994 Ice skater Nancy Kerrigan is attacked by Tonya 
  Harding's bodyguard 
1998 Don Sutton selected to Baseball Hall of Fame 
2013  smiled

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