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All great truths begin as blasphemies. --- George Bernard Shaw Work to become, not to acquire. --- Confucius It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference. --- Socratex
Minister, after listening to an impromptu campaign speech, "Before I vote for you for sheriff, I'd like to know if you partake of intoxicating beverages?" Candidate for sheriff, "Before I answer, tell me if this is an inquiry or an invitation."
>From Marion During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," seven taps meant "No," and 95 taps meant "Take out the garbage."
What is Metabolic Cooking? Basically it is simply adding certain ingredients, that will cause your body to utilize and use up fat as fuel instead of storing it. No, not buying all kinds of tricky stuff, just using one type of berry instead of another with your pancakes, one type of garnish instead of another with your hamburger, and so on. You get understanding and skills with this, not a pile of expensive bottles. Learn Metabolic Cooking!

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Trudy Miller, 34, Crowley, Louisiana Jailed After Sending Herself Threatening Messages, Blaming Estranged Boyfriend Reported by The Weekly Vice Trudy Miller, a 34-year-old Louisiana woman, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly sent threatening messages to herself in an attempt to gain sole custody of a child she shares with her estranged boyfriend. According to Crowley Police, an investigation was launched after Miller filed 5 complaints with the department stating that she was being threatened and harassed by her estranged boyfriend. Investigators say Crowley showed them text messages on her cell phone that she claimed came from her boyfriend's cell phone. The messages were increasingly hostile and threatened bodily harm to her. When officers spoke with Miller's estranged boyfriend, he repeatedly insisted that he didn't send the messages and no longer owned the phone that was used to send them. Detectives investigated further and found that Miller was in possession of the phone in question. The boyfriend had left the phone with Miller when the couple broke up. "We also revealed that over 30 threatening text messages received on Miller's phone had been in fact sent to Miller's phone by Miller," said Crowley Police Chief, K.P. Gibson. "With criminal charges pending for stalking, Miller thought she would get full custody (of the couple's child)," said Gibson. Miller was booked into the Acadia Parish Jail and charged with a felony count of false swearing for violation of health or safety (filing a false police report). Her bid for getting full custody AND ALIMONY is on hold. Tech Support Pits From: Ron Re: Java Hi Webby I heard we may want to temporally disable Java because of a hacker problem. How do you do that. I have never done anything with Java but update it. I am not even sure what it does and I have only been computering since 1998 So please teach me. Dear Ron If you have proper protection, like for example McAfee, then don't worry. If you don't have proper protection, then you are in trouble anyway and disabling Java won't make any difference. If you do want to disable Java, in FireFox click on TOOLS, Add-Ons, and in there find Java and click to disable it. Depending on where you browse to, having Java disabled can lock you out, or it won't make a difference. Most banks require Java to be enabled, and also most sites, that have any interactive features. If you don't have good overall protection, you can always enable Java for your banking, and after that, turn it off. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Use Fishing Line for Cake Cutter Fishing line is a great cake cutter when you want to avoid the cake and icing transferring to the next piece. We did this at my wedding to avoid the vanilla and chocolate cake from mixing and making the icing on the cake look sloppy. I now use the line for my kids party cakes the icing stays where it's supposed to and I don't have to hear kids saying their chocolate has white on it or vise versa. By Kristi from Deer Park, TX By momoffour Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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A man was on a hiking holiday in Wales. He became thirsty, so he decided to stop at a stranger's home to ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen -- running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied: "Ummm, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using!"
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>From Sandie Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The quite smaller one turned to the quite bigger one and said, "I jes can't unnerstand hows you kin be so much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?" "Politicians - same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" "Down 'tother side of the old swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol." "Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jumps out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the crap out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. Ya see, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a politician, there ain't nothin' left but an mouth and a briefcase."
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Today, Jan 13, in 
0888 Duke Odo becomes king of West-France
1099 Crusaders set fire to Mara Syria
1559 Elizabeth I crowned queen of England in Westminster
1610 Galileo Galilei discovers Callisto, 4th satellite 
  of Jupiter 
1830 Great fire in New Orleans thought to be set by 
  rebel slaves 
1849 Vancouver Island granted to Hudson's Bay Co
1854 Anthony Foss patents the accordion
1863 Chenille manufacturing machine patented by William 
   Canter, New York City NY
1863 Thomas Crapper pioneers one-piece pedestal 
   flushing toilet 
1874 US troops land in Honolulu to protect the king
1883 Fire in circus Ferroni in Berditschoft Poland kills 430
1915 Earthquake in Avezzano Italy kills 30,000
1927 US & Mexico battle over oil interests 
1935 Plebiscite in Saar, indicates a desire (90.3%) to join
  Nazi Germany 
1942 German U-boats begin harassing shipping on US east 
1942 Henry Ford patents a method of constructing plastic
  auto bodies 
1951 9 Jewish Kremlin physicians "exposed" as British/US
  agents; known as the Doctors' Plot 
1958 9,000 "scientists" of 43 nations petition UN for 
  nuclear test ban 
1968 Beginning of Tet-offensive in Vietnam
1980 Head of narcotic brigade arrested for drug smuggling 
   in Belgium
1985 Express train derails in Ethiopia, kills at least 428
1987 7 top New York Mafia bosses sentenced to 100 years 
   in prison each 
1998 CBS pays $4 billion to televise AFC games for 8-years 
2013  smiled

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